Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Cody Says 1/8/2014

This is a special questions only version of my blog, copy and pasted questions from Facebook and Twitter and answered 100% honest by me. So instead of talking more, let's get to it.



1. You said you would be honest so tell us honestly, have you ever gotten your ass kicked?

I can't answer that man I got a rep to protect, no I'm kidding. Of course I have, when I was younger I was the fat white kid growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood so I was always getting my ass kicked. Which is why my Dad taught me boxing, but I am being honest about this since I completed my boxing training I haven't gotten my ass kicked. Although since I was 16 I have only been in maybe 4 physical altercations so dah whatever.

2. Who do you honestly think is the hottest woman in the world that is not a porn star?

Shawn Johnson, Olympic Gold Medalist Gymnast. Hands down. Ugh man, that girl is so beautiful. If I had to choice between meeting her or one of my favorite porn stars, I would choose Shawn Johnson hands down.

3. What is the worst thing to ever happen to you?

Just one? Wow man umm. Take your pick, finding out my little sister had cancer, unwillingly losing my virginity at 13, the only woman I was ever in love with left me for a married man after 2 years together. I would have to say the worst though, when my Dad commited suicide. It has made the biggest impact on my life, good and bad.

4. Do you have any "closet" interests you don't like to tell people about?

Lol. I have so many. I am into this drama high school show Degrassi, I watch DragonBall Z and Naruto, I actually enjoy some romantic movies such as The Notebook, A Walk to Remember and Titanic. I am not afraid to admit anything because any body makes fun of me, you'll find out what your dick tastes like. Just sayin.

5. What is the worst mistake you ever made?

Thats a hard one. I would say when I slept with a good friend of mine's mom. She was 35, I was 18. I was at my friend's party, she was a chaperone more or less. She had been drinking. I went to the upstairs bathroom and ran into her, we started talking. I was complimenting her alot because she was so fine for her age, and she had such a nice ass and Im an ass man. And just like in the movies, she made a move on me. And we had sex. I said I would be honest, I didn't last very long it only lasted a minute or two because an experienced woman with a big ass, on top of you, when you are (at the time) not that experienced....DAYUM! Couldn't hold it. But yeah I lost my friend because of that, and I have not seen them since that day.

6. Do you have any big secrets that not a lot of people know that you wouldn't mind sharing?

Not really. Too be honest the biggest secret in my life is the fact that I was in porn, that is only from my family. When I say family, I mean NO ONE related to me knows about it. That honestly is my biggest secret and you all know about it lol.

7. I noticed that u like Katie Cummings, Karmen Karma & Carmen Valentina the most right? If u had to pick one to marry n spend the rest of your life with, one that u can spend the rest of your life with but could NEVER have sex with them and one that you can have a one night stand with but never see again. Which one would be which?

Wow that is a crazy ass question, i like it. Man that is so damn hard. Well the first one is easy, if I had to choose one to marry (whom I am assuming I can sleep with right?) it would be Katie Cummings. Hands down. I mean Karma Karma fits everything I would want in a woman looks wise, but I still to this day can not explain it but Katie just does something to me that I just can't shake haha. The other two are hard. Hmm. Well I would say that the person I would choose to spend my life with and not be able to have sex with would be Carmen Valentina. Only because Ive met Carmen in person and we actually have a lot in common, so I think we would get along with each other without sex. Not that Carmen Valetina isn't but Karmen Karma is just WAY too fine and sexy, I couldn't help it so I would choose to have the one night stand with her. I'd have to feel that woman at least once. That was an awesome question bro, u put some thought into that one.

8. Who is ur favorite Twitter follower?

Besides any of the porn stars? Lol. Umm, that is a hard question too. @ton_luv13 and @jazzyfresh421 have to be the MOST beautiful women (that aren't famous) I have ever seen in my damn life so they are definitely up there. I have buddy relationships with @webcommenter and @SRQman89. But if I had to pick my FAVORITE, I would say @D_flower_power. She is beautiful, loves football and MMA, a little crazy at times haha. We disagree on a lot of MMA fighters like Velesquez, Weidman and Rousey but I would say she is definitely my favorite. Sorry to others, I promised to be honest haha.

9. You like sports alot who is your favorite athlete?

I am big fans of MMA fighters Nick Diaz & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. My favorite basketball players is Dwayne Wade, baseball player Evan Longoria. Some of my favorite Football players, Terrell Owens, Mike Vick (yea I said it), Chad Ochocino, but my all time favorite athlete of any sport of anyone. Mike Alstott former FB for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

10. We know u have done professional porn but have u ever done home made porn lol?

Oh wow, getting kind of personal aren't we. Yes I do have home made stuff on my lap top. Truth is 80% of my partners in my life were very good friends, and we made it fun. I am not going to say how many or who they were with but yes I have a quite a few sex tapes haha.

11. Whats the most irritating thing in life to u?

Miley Cyrus. Haha no, I really HATE bullies. Like when I hear about the Megan Meier story or the Rebecca Sedgewick story. Pisses me off, because I can not stand people who take pleasure out of making other people miserable. There is also this video on Youtube that I can't fucking stand, it is this old lady who is a bus monitor and these punk ass kids are saying awful shit to her. Man I always say to myself if I was on that bus I would of made those fuckers chew on their tighty whiteys. I just hate bullies, like I see these keyboard warriors on Twitter who just for no reason chime in on Tweets that have nothing to do with them and make stupid comments. They are so irritating because you know those super homos would never say that shit to your face, they are a bunch 400 lb fat dudes living in their mom's basement jerking off to Power Rangers. Please do not bully people, it is not right and if you see someone bullying someone else and don't do something about it. Then you might as well be the bully.

12. What is your political stance?

I have no problem with political jokes.....accept when they get elected. No, I really do not care about politics at all. I really don't. Snooki could be our president for all I care. My opinion to the people who whine and bitch about Presidents, Governors or who ever the hell, if you do not like it. Go to Canada. I've never cared and I never will care.

13. Are you racist at all? Even a little?

I am racist against other racists. What I mean by that is I do not like people who attack my race or any other race. For example, one thing I saw a while back that still bothers me to this day is that someone posted a picture on Facebook. The top picture was a group of homeless white people and they had signs that said "Spare Change for Food" and the bottom photo was a group of homeless Spanish people they had signs that said "Will Work For Food". The person who posted it posted, and this is nearly word for word "White people so fucking lazy they go out and beg for food, see we Mexicans we want to work for what we got. White people need a reality check, not everything can be handed to you. Work for it, that is why we are taking over this country so easy, we do not need to learn English, you need to learn Spanish" that is the kind of shit I am racist against. If you are a racist black person, spanish person, asian whatever. I don't like you. Automatically. Yes, I also hate racist white people because truth is my childhood best friend was black, my teenage best friend was mexican and my current best friend is a mix mexican and cuban. I love everybody, I see us all as equal but the moment you do not feel the same, that is where I do not like you.

14. What are some of your favorite current tv shows?

Current? I like Hardcore Pawn, South Beach Tow, Lizard Lick Towing. A lot of stuff on Tru Tv because that is the main channel I watch but hands down my favorite show right now is Impractical Jokers on Tru Tv. if you have not seen it, check it out tomorrow. There is a mini marathon and then a new one at 10pm/Eastern. It is fucking hilarious.

15. Jim Carrey or Robin Williams?

Random as hell. I love them both, favorite Robin Williams movie Mrs Doubtfire....but my favorite Jim Carrey movie is why I choose him over Williams and that is Liar Liar, probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

16. Name a porn star you have watched but you would never fuck?

What the.....what kind of question is that? Alright well....damn I have no idea, why would I watch them if I don't want to fuck them? The hell. Well now that I think about it, there is one I have watched a few times that I can't put my finger on it but her scenes really do not turn me on so I probably don't have a DESIRE to sleep with her, even though I would if the chance came in my lap. But Bonnie Rotten would be the one porn star I have watched that I am like. Ehh.

17. If u had to cum up with a new nick name wat would it be?

I am The Cody, period. Actually, that is kind of easy. I have 3 major best friends who are the only 3 people that I am still friends with since I was 5 years old. They are the only 3 that call me this, but my new nickname would be B. Flop. Growing up I loved belly flopping and my friends loved watching me do it, and since I was 7 or 8 (because we were all into rap and stuff at the time) they have called me B. Flop. In Middle School, everyone called me Rampage but they still called me B. Flop. And now I am The Cody, but they still call me B. Flop.

18. Can you dance?

Pfftt hell no. I mean I can do the running man, and believe it or not I am 250 lbs but I can do The Worm. Haha. But that is about it.

19. I saw on Twitter u once posted u dated a girl with multiple personalities would u b willing to talk about that?

To be honest there are certain things I can't really say because if she ever saw.....yeah it is a long story but she actually kind of frightens me. But we were together for a little while and every other time I would see her she would be different and about a few weeks in she told me the truth. Her dominant personality was fun and out going, I really liked her. She also had another personality that was ABSOLUTELY obsessed with me, but I liked that too haha. But the thing I couldn't stand as that NO MATTER WHAT a certain personality would come out when we would get sexual with each other. And she was a bitch and she liked to do things that I didn't like, like no joke she wanted me to cut her with a pocket knife while we were having sex. I never did. Also she would call me names when she came, like she would say shit "there you go fat boy" or "Your not the biggest ive had but damn it feels good" stupid shit like that. The thing I hated the most about it was that when she was on top, she would bite REALLY FUCKING hard. She said me moaning in pain turned her on. It was just too damn weird for me. But I will say this, I have gotten head from three different porn stars and this 100 percent honesty, she gave the BEST head I have ever had in my entire life. She had some kind of tricks that I never felt and she had no gag reflex. Damn. But I am not going into too much detail, the dominant personality told me about a personality that I never met thank God, that kind of freaked me out and that is when I wanted to get the hell out of dodge. I am not going to say what it was but let's just say.....looking it up on the internet confirmed she was telling the truth, which made it more freaky. But yeah, craziest shit ive ever been through in my life.

20. I gotta 2 part question. If u had kids wat would their names be and would you ever tell them about your porn past when they got older?

JC Mason Hunt, JC was my Dad's name and no it doesn't stand for anything, that was his name. Hazel Marie Hunt if a girl. I would tell my son, but not my daughter. I would be one of those protective fathers. Admittedly, I wouldn't be upset about if she ever wanted Birth Control or asked about Condoms or something like that. Because it is going to happen whether I want it to or not, and I would rather her be safe. But I wouldn't allow her to do crazy shit or go to parties or anything like that. It makes me sound like an ass but I am like that with my sister so I know I will be like that with my daughter. On the other hand with my son, I would be open about everything and I would be the type of dad to high five him when he lost his virginity lmao.



Well that is going to do it for me, hope you enjoyed the questions only version of my blog. I have a small but stupid announcement. Someone told me i should make an amazon wish list like porn stars have and see if anyone would buy me anything. I know better than that but I did it anyway. And even though it is not worth it, I have a real deal offer. Doesn't matter what it is, if you buy me ANYTHING off my wishlist, I will allow you to script my next Youtube video. I will do WHATEVER you want me to do no matter how embarrassing or whatever. The ONLY rule I have is that I am not going Gay with anyone, that is all I am saying. Anything else, Fair game. And yes I will really do it. I doubt it will happen but it is an offer I am putting on the table, and you will get credit at the end of the video and everything. Here is the link, message me if you buy me something, if you do send your script to thecodysays@gmail.com http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2ZTTAZMYBE3BX/ref=topnav_lists_1. I love you guys, hope you had fun. Says........The Cody.

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