Friday, February 21, 2014

The Cody Says: Sex Edition

Hey guys, The Cody back with another blog. Do you like sex, do you like talking about sex? Well then check out this blog. I have been asked about my sex tapes that I posted on the internet and if I will be posting more, and also I want to share a story that happened to me a couple nights ago that I think could be right out of a porn movie. So sit back relax and enjoy the read.





Alright, a few friends know this story and it seems like I am the ONLY person who thinks this is kind of nutty. I am going to guess that about 70% of you, do not talk to or know longer really know the first boy or girl you had a crush on IN SCHOOL. Not the first person you liked in your personal life but that first little cutie you crushed on while in Elementary or Middle school. I am one of those people, after middle school I lost touch with any of the girls I had a school boy crush on. But weird thing is that I remember all my little crushes, I know it is weird but I do. To protect her dignity I will not mention her name, but my very first crush was on a Spanish girl in 1st grade. We shared the same teacher every year up until 4th grade and I never saw her again until 8th grade. She grew up to be a smoking hot Latina lol. After 8th grade, I moved so I lost touch with her after that. A couple nights ago, I was at the pool hall with a few friends, and I am shooting pool (which I suck at) and I keep seeing this girl looking at me kind of funny, and once I got a good look at her, I start kind of staring back because I am like she looks familiar. Now give me a break, I am an old man but I couldn't remember right off the bat where I have seen her before. I would say for about an hour we kept glancing at each other, until I finally decided enough was enough so I pretended to accidentally knock a pool ball off the table toward her table. I walk over and I pick it up, and then I am like "I dont mean to be rude but you look so familiar too me, have we met before" and she was like "Yeah I was trying to figure out that same thing" Once she told me her name....BOOM, it snapped. And I was like "Yeahhhh i was the kid that had a crush on u from 1st grade to 8th grade" and then she remembered me, then our groups kind of joined together, my people and her people played team pool and me and her just talked about what we been up to and all that stuff. So to skip all the boring stuff, there was a get together at her friend's house and she invited us and she rode with me back to the house. A few hours and a few drinks later, we are all alone in a room, and she said that it was just too loud and she didnt feel good. I wanted to give her space so I went to leave the room and she was like "you promise to come back? I dont wanna be alone for good?" and I was like yeah ill be back. I would say half and hour past and she came out, and walked up to me and said you didnt keep your promise. And I explained to her I thought she meant like come back later on. She seemed so pissed and she drug me into the room saying she needed to talk to me. She was mad, she was like do you have any idea what I have been doing the past 30 minutes, and of course I am a smart ass so I said "puking?" She said "No, I have been laying butt ass naked under the covers waiting for you to come back" and I was like whaaaaaaaattttttt. She was like "I havent had sex in 5 months and I want it really bad and you are the only person here I would even consider fucking because I dont know the type of girls you have been with but I know the type of girls these assholes have been with and I dont want to catch anything" And I was like "Okay but I dont do condoms" she was like "I dont give a shit i am on BC, and I want you to bust your shit in me" And I was turned on so much at that point that I just attacked her face and we had sex. And she was not lying, it had to be a while since she got any because she was SO DAMN tight. Like I felt like I was going to bust as soon as I got it in. And no joke, she was so loud a couple of times we kept getting knock at the doors because she sounded like something was hurting her lol. And I have to give it to her, she could ride a dick dude, I was like holy shit. The reason I am sharing this is because, how crazy is it that you would have sex with the first girl you ever had a crush on, who you had no chance with 17 years later. Too me that is crazy that I got laid by my first school boy crush. You know if that was some porn movie, you would all tune in lmao. I don't care what anyone says that is some crazy shit. But the sad part is, that I think I was used for my dick lol. I have not heard from her since. But that is okay, it definitely is rated in my top ten sex experiences. She was not very good at head, but she could ride and she was tight and loud. I love a girl who will talk and moan loudly, that is a turn on and she did that. But hey, I wanted to share, I think it is pretty nutty, what do you think?





Alright so about a month ago, because I lost a bet, I posted two sex videos of mine online. If you do not know, I kind of have a "recording" fetish, I get a kick out of watching myself have sex. So, not ALL the time, I will ask someone who I am pretty sure I am going to have sex with if I can record it and surprisingly enough, a lot of them have let me record it. So I posted two of the ones that I was aloud to because the girls in the video said it was okay. The first video it was a friend of mine, we shared a bed after a party the night before and she slept in the nude and i was fucking turned on and we had, had sex a few times in the past and I wanted it again. So i teased her a little bit, and I was like lets make a sex tape, we were hung over and she was like yeah lets do it, so I took out my phone and there you go. The second one, was after a Valentine's Day date with my ex girlfriend. We had been having sex ALL NIGHT at that point, the video was a recording of I think our 4th or 5th time going at it. The bed was already really wet. And I was like, man I want to record this because I did have my camera because I kind of documented some of our date. She was hesitant at first, but then she was like, do not show my face and you can record it. So I didn't, and there you go. I wish I would of asked her sooner, because our 1st round was SO MUCH better, she was much louder and it lasted much longer. But we did doggy style too, and you would of seen her face so I guess it worked out. I have been getting a lot of questions and instead of answering them individually, I thought id just talk about it and try to answer most of them. First of all, I have had some trolls say that most of my videos are probably of hookers, listen I swear on the ashes of my father, on my sister I have NEVER paid for sex in my life. Every video I have made with a girl, is a legit girl who wanted to have sex for sex and not for money. Now, I am an honest man there are some that I didnt really know. Like I have a few one night stand videos. But none were hookers and I never paid them for it. Believe what you want, but that is the truth. Another remark I want to address, in the 2nd video you can never see my dick but in the first video you can clearly see The Cody is not the biggest guy ever. So a woman asked me, how do I make them that loud with not much to offer. Okay first of all, OUCH. I am kind of self conscience about my dick size, I won't lie. But I can tell you this, I know what I am doing. I know how to hit that spot over and over and over, the only girls that did not moan with me, just were not moaners, but if they were moaners you could always hear them with me. Also, VERY rarely do I not make a girl cum. I take pride in making sure the woman nuts first, so I have the ability to hold mine back. So just saying, 90 percent of the time the girl will cum before I do. And you can clearly hear in the first video, I made her cum twice. Will I post more? Here is the thing, if it were JUST up to me, then I would post every one that I have. But you have to understand that it isn't just up to me, I have to respect the woman's privacy you know, because if I posted it with out their permission and they found it, I could get arrested for that. So I make sure that they are okay with it. I did make a compilation of my videos, I made a video of just girls riding me, then one of me doing all the fucking. Now, there are some that make me look like, I last like 30 seconds or something lol. I want you to keep in mind of something A LOT of the videos I made, were not the first time that night I had sex with the girl. Also, there is one specific video that I have in the compilation. She was a one night stand girl, we were friends on Facebook forever and we had been teasing each other for months and we finally got it on at a Motel 6. I have no idea what happened. But I pressed record from the beginning, but it only films the end, I bend her over for the 2nd time and I cum in like 20 seconds, maybe less. And that is the whole video, it looks like i pr-ejaculated. But I SWEAR it was not like that lol. If it recorded the whole thing, it would of been my longest video hands down. I had a good run in me that night. We went so long that we did positions twice, like doggy style, what was filmed was the second time I bent her over. I tell you what, if I post the compilation, it is the girl with really huge breasts and if you know what an inside of a motel 6 looks like you will recognize it.




I will never lie to you guys, so there is one I want to kind of mention. I have already gotten permission to post this but I am afraid too. I have been friends with a girl for about 4 or 5 years but she is young and I knew her through another friend and she was kind of a girl that always kind of followed us around. Anyway, She had turned 18 the week before, and we made a sex tape. Even though she was legal, I still feel wrong because it was like, she was not of legal age a week ago and I knew her since she was 13. And in the video, u can kind of tell she is really young. I dont want people to think bad of me and that I am a pedophile but I was depressed and she wanted to have sex, and SHE brought up the recording idea, not me and we recorded it. If I get the balls, she will be in the riding compilation, she is a small latina girl. And no, I didn't take her virginity, she was a with a guy for years and she lost it when she was 15 so yeah lol.  I do have a video with a friend of mine's mom, that would be in the riding compilation, not the one who I lost over, this friend believe it or not actually got a kick out of it lol. His response was "Im not surprised, my mom fucks everyone" I was like what the hell? Lol. I even have one in a car, funny story behind that one was. It was a friend I met on Myspace, and it was our first time hanging out. We went to the Lakeland Square Mall. And the whole day she was telling me how much of a freak she was and she had, had sex here here and there. And if you seen her she looks innocent as hell, like she would never do that shit, hell she looked like the virgin type. So I told her, I didn't believe her. I just so happen to leave my camera in the car the day before so I had my camera, and JUST to prove a point she agreed to fuck me in the car in the Lakeland Square Mall parking lot. And I was like, okay then, also let me record it, prove your a freak. And she let me. It is the only video in a car I have so that will be easy to spot. Keep in mind, that was the first time we ever met and I got laid in the parking lot haha. Final one I want to mention, I also made a video with a girl who was cheating on her boyfriend with me, she is in both compilations because we went two rounds. She rode me, and then I spread those legs and pounded. She wasn't a moaner though but if you could see her face, lol. She will be the one that is riding me in the pink thong. I have decided that I WILL post both compilations up today and I have a challenge for those who watch it, and the winner will get something special, trust me, even if you hate me you will want this but I am not going to tell you what it is.




I have a total of 4 one night stands recorded, and what I consider a one night stand is a woman I had sex with once, just for the soul purpose of having sex. I do not consider any one I slept with on another day a one night stand with. Now, I have only told you about ONE of the girl in the Motel 6, all the others I spoke about I at least had sex with one other time on a different day so they do not count. I challenge you to spot the other 3, can you figure out the other 3 one night stands. Here is a hint, two of them will be in both compilations, the other one is in the "Me In Control" compilation. All 3 take place in my room. And if you have seen my Youtube videos, you will recognize my room lol.



Well that is going to do it for this edition, I hope you enjoyed and ladies I hope it turned you on lmao. Probably not. I will be back for more. Says......The Cody.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

The Cody Says - All Sports Edition

Yes The Cody is back with yet another blog. This is a very special edition, an all sports edition so besides the Q&A at the end, there will be no porn or girlfriend rant this edition lol. Let's skip the introduction and let's get to it.




Tampa Bay Rays:

I am a huge Rays fan, but this off season kind of has me scratching my head. I am glad that we have David Price for another year, but Grant Balfour? Jose Molina? Sean Rodriguez? What in the bloody blue hell. Rodriguez is a guy that I have wanted to see gone since we got him, sure his infield ability is not bad but he is atrocious on the offensive end, so why we gave him a one year contract, I have no idea. Let him go. Jose Molina, same thing. You know how you win a game? SCORE. You really think Molina & Rodriguez are gonna score you a lot of runs. Hell, let me play then if your just handing out contracts bro. Grant Balfour, I can not hate on him too much because he did fairly well in Oakland. But, when he was with the Rays, there was a lot of times his one dimensional pitching cost us games. Why we resigned him, I am like bro, my grandpa has an arm on him too if you are up to signing old men. I do like that we resigned James Loney, I thought Loney would blow town after the season but I am glad we still have him. Now, as a true Rays fan, I am saying WORLD SERIES BABY! But realistically speaking, Rays may make the Wild Card again but that is it. As shown last season, hanging with a tough team for 5 games is not something we can do with the roster we have. Our power is pitching, it is what got us to the World Series before, it is what we still rely on. But at some point we have to start spending money to get a few big bats. But in the St. Pete market, that is not likely to happen. I have said this FOREVER we need to find a billionaire and move to another CENTRAL Florida market. When spread that they may move to Orlando, I was excited that is my hometown. the Magic suck, so I would love to have a good professional Orlando team. If we moved to the Orlando market and got a owner with money to spend, that is when we can pay big bats and that is when we will be the most dangerous. Then we will have the pitching and the bats. A true winning equation for baseball. I will ALWAYS believe in my team, but as a guy who dreams of being a sports analyst one day, realistically we need to get a better market to get better players. Our luck finding unknown great talent like Evan Longoria, Matt Joyce, Bj Upton, Carl Crawford and Carlos Pena will not keep up, forever.




Tampa Bay Bucs:

Well if there is one team that I have a lot to talk about, it will always be the Bucs. And there is a lot to talk about, the signing of a Lovie Smith, the unveiling of the new helmets, the inducting to the Hall of Fame of another former Buccaneer, Derrick Brooks. I was requested to kind of give a sketch on what I think the new helmets would look like, well I can not draw but I can describe it the best that I can. Too be honest, I think the most they will do to the logo is maybe add the ship with the flag, perhaps. Or kind of have a newer pirate similar to the one on the old logo but just different. Hell maybe they will use Jack Sparrow's face lol. But I just think they are going to involve the ship and that is pretty much it. As far as the helmet goes, I am kind of thinking maybe they will make the helmet red....but then I was like, that would look stupid. So I thought maybe black but there are so many black helmets in the NFL. So, I think they are probably going to be white like the old days. I don't like the idea but I think that is what they are going with, if they are changing the helmets that is the only thing that would make sense, what are you going to do, make like Oregon and make it a mirror titanium or something lol. In other news, we signed a great coach in Lovie Smith, I think Lovie will be the key to getting good players in the free agent market because Lovie is a player's coach and players like to play for a coach like that. I think we could easily sign Micheal Vick if we do not draft a QB (If Bortles & Manziel are gone we wont take one, at least we better not) which I do not think we could of signed Vick if we still had Schiano. I know, every Bucs fan is like why in the world would we want to sign Vick, shut up, I am a Vick fan and any body is better than Glennon. I also think we could resign guys like McCoy & M. Williams who's rookie contracts are coming to an end. People think a head coach is overrated in the pro level. Ha! Okay, so then you tell me how New England always makes it to the playoffs with average players at best. It takes more than an elite QB to make a team good. Belechick is a main reason behind that team's success. They have not had a good defense in years, and they did not have Gronkowski, Hernandez or Welker. They had average players with an aging QB and still made it to the playoffs, that is the result of good coaching and strategy. Lovie Smith, is our best chance (coaching wise) to make it to the Super Bowl. Like I said, he is a players coach, players will want to play for him instead of give up much like they did last season. Oh shut up, you know players just quit after they started getting demolished come on. But the most important thing is we need to get a Quarterback, period. NOT Glennon, Glennon is career back up at best, we need either someone from the draft like Manziel or Bortles. Or we need a established veteran like Michael Vick, end of story. Keep in mind, the last time we were in the playoffs we had an older, mobile, Quarterback in Jeff Garcia. And Jeff Garcia, came from the Philadelphia Eagles before his stint with Tampa. Hmmm....maybe signing Micheal Vick would be an omen for a playoff appearance. Who knows.




WWE:

I had a Wrestlemania 30 rant in my last edition. But I want to speak more on that, well because I have nothing else to talk about when it comes to the WWE lol. I was hoping maybe it was a ruse, but it looks like CM Punk really has quit the WWE. Which really hurts the WWE, because like I have stated before, their roster as far as established stars is the shortest I think it has ever been. Especially, since they are not smart enough to give a bigger push to guys with the talent TO Main Event. Cody Rhodes is a prime example, Rhodes should be in the Elimination Chamber NOT Christian. This seems to happen a lot to the wrestlers who spend most of their WWE career as a heel and then turn face, they fall off the map. MVP & John Morrison are two guys that fall into that category and it looks like Cody Rhodes will soon be there too. Dolph Ziggler as well, when he was a heel, he won the Heavyweight championship. Since then, I think he has had ONE Pay Per View match. Do not quote me, I could be wrong. I just do not like the product that WWE has become. I said this once, and I will say it again. If WWE continues down this path, they will end up just like WCW. Like I stated in my Wrestlemania 30 rant, Wrestlemania 30 is supposed to be the BIGGEST Wrestlemania to date and it looks like it has the potential to be a big flop. Losing CM Punk, you lose a good match up between him and Triple H, that I did want to see. But you have to realize that Batista is NOT who the fans want to see main eventing mania. HOWEVER, I am starting to sense that due to CM Punk leaving they have changed up their plan a little bit. I think Daniel Bryan will win the Chamber this Sunday, but Randy Orton will find his way into the match up and it will be a triple threat. I MUCH rather of it been Orton, Bryan and Cena or Orton, Bryan and Punk. But a triple threat is better than a one on one match between Batista & Orton or Bryan. I am also hoping that they change this whole Wyatt vs Cena thing too. I think John Cena should be facing Undertaker. You HAVE to have your biggest star challenge the streak before Undertaker retires for good. It is just not "good for business" to leave Cena out of that mix. The Wyatts vs The Shield is an amazing match up to put together but it is at the wrong Pay Per View. It should of been at Wrestlemania, but I still think they are going to use Wrestlemania to begin the push of Roman Reigns. I am predicting Shield lose to Wyatts and the falling out between The Shield really begins. I am wondering if it will just be Roman vs Ambrose for the US title or will it be triple threat between all three Shield mates. Because it seems like Ambrose & Reigns are going at it, and Rollins is just kind of in the rear view. I dont know what happen to WWE, but I hope it rectifies itself soon. Wrestlemania 30, I think will speak volumes. Trust The Cody on this, if you want to rectify yourself WWE here is what you do. Find a way to get CM Punk back, I would say, hey look we want you to wrestle Triple H but we will give you a title run soon after Wrestlemania or something like that. Second, have Bryan win the Chamber. Keep Daniel Bryan out of the Main Event of Wrestlemania just is not smart, he should of been in and won the Royal Rumble. Period. The Chamber is your chance to change that wrong. Make the battle for the WWE World Title a Triple Threat or Fatal 4 Way at Wrestlemania. This is Wrestlemania 30, 10 years ago the main event was a Triple Threat match and will go down as one of the greatest matches of all time, relive that moment. Bryan, Batista, Orton, Cena, Lesnar Make a 4 way or Triple Threat using those 5 guys. If you don't use Cena for the Title match, put him up against Undertaker. Cena is the face of the WWE hands down, you can not leave him out of the most notorious streak in the company and leave him out of the match that every one looks forward to every Wrestlemania. It does not have to be exactly all that but that is a good line to start on.







UFC:

There is a lot of talk about the UFC lately, and not about the fights and I thought I would throw my hat into this conversation. Tito Ortiz was the very first (that I know of) that I spoke out about how UFC treated their fighters. But he was the Huntington Beach Bad Boy who ducked Chuck Liddell forever, and did nothing but complain (that was everyone else's view on him, not mine) so people paid no attention. The next big name to speak out was Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, again no really paid attention. But now, more and more fighters are speaking out about it. The latest was Nate "Rock" Quarry. Now unlike Tito & Rampage, Nate comes off as a very respectable individual, very humble and stand up. Why would he say something that was not true about the UFC, what would he have to gain, and even if he did have something to gain, he doesn't seem the type who would do that. So now your ears kind of perk up, and you're like okay then. Something isn't right, and if you have seen the interview, first posted on BJ Penn dot com, what he says really makes the UFC look real bad. Now I trained in MMA for a while, so I kind of know how the sponsor thing works. Sponsors pay you money to wear their logo on your shirts and shorts, and if you have time, thank them after fights. What you make with your sponsors and your fighter's pay for fighting, a slice of that goes to your trainers, your gym and so on and so forth. So in reality, if you make $10,000 to fight, in reality only $5,000 of that goes to you. Maybe less depending. I am not 100% accurate on that maybe but that is the just of it. According to Nate, the UFC has who ever sponsors you pay them a HEFTY fee to sponsor you, other wise you won't be able to wear their logo to your fight with the UFC, and the sponor has to be approved. There was more said but go read the interview to get the whole story. Now, I am a UFC fan. I will always watch the UFC no matter what. But check this out, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is my all time favorite fighter, the moment he whooped Kevin Randleman's ass I was a Rampage fan and I have followed him every where. Now, I am going to be honest, I told myself I would never watch Bellator for reasons I do not wanna say. But you did something to piss of my favorite fighter, and I am more of a fan of Rampage than I am of the UFC itself. So of course I am going to go watch him fight else where, where ever he is fighting I am tuning in to watch. Now, I have not always been a Tito fan but ever since the Ultimate Fighter 3, I have been. I respect Tito a lot, and now I am starting to realize that what he has been saying about Dana White all along, is not some hatred toward him, it is the truth. Rampage has said it, Ken Shamrock has said it and now Nate Quarry has said it. Now, I have backed Dana for a while, however ever since the GSP debacle, I kind of realized that he is more of a dictator than a UFC promoter. GSP needed time off, he was asking for time off from the sport, and Dana White was belittling him and attacking him and saying oh no no, you are going to fight Hendricks again. And I realized then, Dana don't give a shit about his fighters, he wants to put that bread in his pocket and move on. If all of this is really true, more and more of your top fighters are going to start fighting for Bellator, Melendez made the jump, Rampage made the jump, Eddie Alvarez won't leave. Bellator may just become a serious threat, it is just a matter of a time.