Hey what's up, long time no see. Well for those who only read this blog and not my Porn blog lol. People were asking about it, so here I am to give the people what they want. Got a few things to talk about and I will answer some non porn related questions at the end of the blog. So let's get to it.
Well, a lot of people surprisingly have been asking me about when I am going to do another Babu video. If you follow me on Twitter, I have been working on a big video for Babu called "Babu Gets A Job" it is kind of a parody of all my job experiences. The script I came up with though would require me to for the first time ever, have other actors. But I don't want random people, it would have to be people I am comfortable acting a fool in front of lol. But since it is taking so long, I have worked on some smaller not as funny scripts but I did my best. The only problem now is that I have to get my camera to work. I used to use a HD video camera, but I can't find a charger to it, so I resorted to just using a plain web cam, which I used for my music video. But now it hasn't been working, but I am working on it. And as soon as I get it working, I will be posting Babu videos as periodically as possible. I won't give away any of the scripts, you will just have to wait and see for yourself. Although I will admit, I did write a script the other night and I think it will be pretty good. I'll explain.
See I follow a girl on twitter, and out of respect for her, I won't give her name or Twitter handle. But she is SOOOOOOO beautiful, her tweets kind of make you scratch your head sometimes, but all in all she is good people. According to her, her boyfriend, and her friend she has an INCREDIBLE "crafted from the God's" ass. Okay, call The Cody a prevert (yes prevert, pervert sounds so wrong) but I want to see this legendary ass they speak of. I don't mean bare, or in panties, maybe in yoga pants or something I don't know lol. Now you can imagine, her boyfriend is not to happy about me wanting to see this but he too is a fan of the Babu videos, so I told her friend to pass on a message. If I get to see this 'legendary' ass then I will create a Babu video dedicated to this ass. Of course, I would change her name if she so wishes. So that is the script I wrote the other night, Babu & Peebo see the greatest ass they have ever seen and they go on a "ass hunt" to see who owns it. And I was laughing my ass off writing it, so it would be very interesting. So that is one script I written, now whether or not that video ever comes to light, is up to them. I really do not care either way, I respect her and her boyfriend believe it or not, this is all just in good fun. My ex fiance had a "God crafted" ass herself, and with her permission of course, I'd show people if they asked. But I am just an open minded guy, hell if you have read my blogs, I have admitted I would let my girlfriend do porn if that was her dream. That is just me. But I consider them both my friends (as far as I know) so I wouldn't want to piss them off or hurt their feelings, but you got to admit.....it be fun lol.
Well in other news, I have been getting some heat lately. See last week, I tweeted that I truly believe the Tampa Bay Rays were going to have a terrible year. They would probably be last or 2nd to last in the AL East. So, I have not watched as many games this year as of yet, as I did last year. See Baseball is different from football. In football, you watch 16 games out of the year, so it is easy when you are a true fan to kind of go out on your shield and watch every game. But with baseball. There is ten times that amount, why sit through 162 games if your team is bombing? Call me a fair weather fan all you want but when the Rays first came around, remember how bad they were. I stuck with them then, and look we finally got to the promise land. But only won one game. And since then if I am not mistaken, we have been knocked out of the wild card round, each and every time we have returned to the playoffs. Eventually it is like, why bother? Soon our best pitcher will be gone, and this year we have already lost our second best pitcher (in my opinion) in Matt Moore. Also, we are without Cobb. And our offense really do not produce runs like they did in past seasons. Evan Longoria is really our only crowned jewel, why he decided to sign an extension with us is beyond me. But I am glad he did. You have to realize, that not a lot of great hitters or pitchers are going to want to sign with us because to most players it is all about money. You think Pujols, Hamilton, Cano, Fielder or any of those great hitters even CONSIDERED signing with us when they were free agents? I highly doubt it. We are not a big market team, we can't always get lucky like we have in the past by finding hidden gems in the draft. That method won't work forever, as you can see. And when you sign guys like Balfour, Escobar, Bell and resign Sean Rodriguez, you're asking to suck. When the Tampa Bay Rays become the Orlando Rays, then maybe we can get somewhere and sign big talent and one day, maybe one day we can finally capture that first World Series title. I am a huge Rays fan, I really am, I have followed them forever. But I am speaking as a realist and a sports fan, The Rays will not win a title for a very very long time.
My final topic, is about Keyboard Warriors. Guys that for no reason and all, talk shit to celebrities or other people on Twitter for no reason. For example, when people tweet an opinion and then some Keyboard Warrior berates them for their opinion. Someone I follow on Twitter was very vocal over her hatred of UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones, she didn't tweet anybody she was just tweeting. And some random loser decides to berate her for that opinion. Saying "You're mad because Jon Jones wouldn't fuck you" People who just randomly do that, obviously have no life. I have a rule, if you wouldn't say it to their face, don't say it to them over the internet, it just shows that you are a giant pussy. Anything I have ever said to anyone, I would say to their face. I am The Cody, you know me, I will tell you how it is no matter the consequence. George Lopez tweeted a picture that insinuated that Mexicans are hard workers and White people are lazy, I took high offense to this. I hate when racism is tweeted for me to see. I could of told George off, told him what I think of his opinion, but it is his Twitter, he has every right to tweet what he wants. So, I just unfollowed him. Simple as that. Why the take the time out of your day to call someone a faggot because they like the Tampa Bay Bucs (just an example). Listen, if people do this to you, just remember The Cody says this.....those guys are probably just a bunch of lonely pathetic monkey balls suckers that masturbate to anime porn in their mom's basement while dreaming of fucking the Pink Power Ranger and falling in love with female World of Warcraft characters. They always have their finger up their ass and don't know what pussy taste like. So, just ignore it. They are not worth your time.
Now let's get to some questions that I have left unanswered for a while. Sorry guys, I promise I will EVENTUALLY get to all your questions.
1. I saw that your a wwe fan my question is do u think that John Cena will turn heel?
Yes. It is inevitable, the whole "fan vote" last week will be the catalyst to his heel turn. He has been a face since late 2003, I think Rob Van Dam is the only other superstar who has been a face that long. But he has been a gone a lot. So, I think a Cena turn is warranted. Also, I believe that they want a Austin/Rock type feud between him and Daniel Bryan, and there is no way Cena could stay face through a rivalry with Bryan. So, yes he will turn some time this year.
2. Have you ever considered being a sports writer?
Yes, however I do not believe that any one is looking for a uncensored opinion on the Sports world for their columns. I would never write something that I didn't believe. Like, Seattle may of won the Super Bowl but I do not believe they were the best team that year. And a lot of things played into their favor in that game, but see I wouldn't be aloud to say that for like ESPN or someone, I would have to write what they think and not what I think. I could never do that.
3. If you created a movie about your life what would you call it, what would be some of the key scenes in the movie and who would you cast as you?
Wow. I love this question. Let's see, well to be honest if I were to really make a movie about me, it would be just titled "Cody" pretty much. Key scenes would probably be when I was training in boxing for self defense, being raped at 13, my dad passing away, the good times n bad times with the girl I was with for 2 years, my Team BJ & Carmen Valentina experience (of course), and my engagement. I mean there would be more but those would be scenes that I would not allow to be kept out of a movie about me. Who I would cast, well I guess if your saying I should make a movie right now I guess it be someone my age. And I am an ugly bastard so I wouldn't want him to look like me lmao. I know he is a bit older than me but in all honesty, I would cast Hayden Christansen. I know that is a weird selection, but that is who I would pick.
4. Do you hope to achieve fame from your YouTube videos?
No. I have no interest in any kind of fame, really. See, I only do the videos now because for reasons I do not understand people enjoy them. And I am a people pleaser lol. To be honest, I did them in the beginning for my amusement. See back in the VHS camcorder days, I used to record myself doing random ass shit. Nothing scripted, just total improv. And they were HILARIOUS, too me any way. In all honesty, my home videos are the funniest videos I have ever done, even more funny than the stuff I do now. Trust me, if I knew how to get them from the VHS tape to the internet. I would post them. But that was the main reason I started, just to amuse myself. So, I don't really seek fame from them but I do appreciate all those who take the time out to watch them.
5. What was your April Fool's Day prank?
This shows me how old some of these messages are. Well, as you can imagine The Cody is a huge prankster. This year, I kept it simple though. I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant that she absolutely with a passion hates. She flipped her top, and even told me I was on my own because she said she wasn't doing anything and I quote "for that bitch". Lol. I kept it pretty simple this year really, last year I did the "cracked screen on the lap top" prank. My mom didn't like that much either. See my mom is gullible so I mostly only ever prank her.
Well that is going to do it for this blog, I would answer more questions but something has come up while I was writing this and I have to go so next time I will try to answer more. Hope you enjoyed what The Cody Says.
Thursday, May 1, 2014
Friday, February 21, 2014
The Cody Says: Sex Edition
Hey guys, The Cody back with another blog. Do you like sex, do you like talking about sex? Well then check out this blog. I have been asked about my sex tapes that I posted on the internet and if I will be posting more, and also I want to share a story that happened to me a couple nights ago that I think could be right out of a porn movie. So sit back relax and enjoy the read.
Alright, a few friends know this story and it seems like I am the ONLY person who thinks this is kind of nutty. I am going to guess that about 70% of you, do not talk to or know longer really know the first boy or girl you had a crush on IN SCHOOL. Not the first person you liked in your personal life but that first little cutie you crushed on while in Elementary or Middle school. I am one of those people, after middle school I lost touch with any of the girls I had a school boy crush on. But weird thing is that I remember all my little crushes, I know it is weird but I do. To protect her dignity I will not mention her name, but my very first crush was on a Spanish girl in 1st grade. We shared the same teacher every year up until 4th grade and I never saw her again until 8th grade. She grew up to be a smoking hot Latina lol. After 8th grade, I moved so I lost touch with her after that. A couple nights ago, I was at the pool hall with a few friends, and I am shooting pool (which I suck at) and I keep seeing this girl looking at me kind of funny, and once I got a good look at her, I start kind of staring back because I am like she looks familiar. Now give me a break, I am an old man but I couldn't remember right off the bat where I have seen her before. I would say for about an hour we kept glancing at each other, until I finally decided enough was enough so I pretended to accidentally knock a pool ball off the table toward her table. I walk over and I pick it up, and then I am like "I dont mean to be rude but you look so familiar too me, have we met before" and she was like "Yeah I was trying to figure out that same thing" Once she told me her name....BOOM, it snapped. And I was like "Yeahhhh i was the kid that had a crush on u from 1st grade to 8th grade" and then she remembered me, then our groups kind of joined together, my people and her people played team pool and me and her just talked about what we been up to and all that stuff. So to skip all the boring stuff, there was a get together at her friend's house and she invited us and she rode with me back to the house. A few hours and a few drinks later, we are all alone in a room, and she said that it was just too loud and she didnt feel good. I wanted to give her space so I went to leave the room and she was like "you promise to come back? I dont wanna be alone for good?" and I was like yeah ill be back. I would say half and hour past and she came out, and walked up to me and said you didnt keep your promise. And I explained to her I thought she meant like come back later on. She seemed so pissed and she drug me into the room saying she needed to talk to me. She was mad, she was like do you have any idea what I have been doing the past 30 minutes, and of course I am a smart ass so I said "puking?" She said "No, I have been laying butt ass naked under the covers waiting for you to come back" and I was like whaaaaaaaattttttt. She was like "I havent had sex in 5 months and I want it really bad and you are the only person here I would even consider fucking because I dont know the type of girls you have been with but I know the type of girls these assholes have been with and I dont want to catch anything" And I was like "Okay but I dont do condoms" she was like "I dont give a shit i am on BC, and I want you to bust your shit in me" And I was turned on so much at that point that I just attacked her face and we had sex. And she was not lying, it had to be a while since she got any because she was SO DAMN tight. Like I felt like I was going to bust as soon as I got it in. And no joke, she was so loud a couple of times we kept getting knock at the doors because she sounded like something was hurting her lol. And I have to give it to her, she could ride a dick dude, I was like holy shit. The reason I am sharing this is because, how crazy is it that you would have sex with the first girl you ever had a crush on, who you had no chance with 17 years later. Too me that is crazy that I got laid by my first school boy crush. You know if that was some porn movie, you would all tune in lmao. I don't care what anyone says that is some crazy shit. But the sad part is, that I think I was used for my dick lol. I have not heard from her since. But that is okay, it definitely is rated in my top ten sex experiences. She was not very good at head, but she could ride and she was tight and loud. I love a girl who will talk and moan loudly, that is a turn on and she did that. But hey, I wanted to share, I think it is pretty nutty, what do you think?
Alright so about a month ago, because I lost a bet, I posted two sex videos of mine online. If you do not know, I kind of have a "recording" fetish, I get a kick out of watching myself have sex. So, not ALL the time, I will ask someone who I am pretty sure I am going to have sex with if I can record it and surprisingly enough, a lot of them have let me record it. So I posted two of the ones that I was aloud to because the girls in the video said it was okay. The first video it was a friend of mine, we shared a bed after a party the night before and she slept in the nude and i was fucking turned on and we had, had sex a few times in the past and I wanted it again. So i teased her a little bit, and I was like lets make a sex tape, we were hung over and she was like yeah lets do it, so I took out my phone and there you go. The second one, was after a Valentine's Day date with my ex girlfriend. We had been having sex ALL NIGHT at that point, the video was a recording of I think our 4th or 5th time going at it. The bed was already really wet. And I was like, man I want to record this because I did have my camera because I kind of documented some of our date. She was hesitant at first, but then she was like, do not show my face and you can record it. So I didn't, and there you go. I wish I would of asked her sooner, because our 1st round was SO MUCH better, she was much louder and it lasted much longer. But we did doggy style too, and you would of seen her face so I guess it worked out. I have been getting a lot of questions and instead of answering them individually, I thought id just talk about it and try to answer most of them. First of all, I have had some trolls say that most of my videos are probably of hookers, listen I swear on the ashes of my father, on my sister I have NEVER paid for sex in my life. Every video I have made with a girl, is a legit girl who wanted to have sex for sex and not for money. Now, I am an honest man there are some that I didnt really know. Like I have a few one night stand videos. But none were hookers and I never paid them for it. Believe what you want, but that is the truth. Another remark I want to address, in the 2nd video you can never see my dick but in the first video you can clearly see The Cody is not the biggest guy ever. So a woman asked me, how do I make them that loud with not much to offer. Okay first of all, OUCH. I am kind of self conscience about my dick size, I won't lie. But I can tell you this, I know what I am doing. I know how to hit that spot over and over and over, the only girls that did not moan with me, just were not moaners, but if they were moaners you could always hear them with me. Also, VERY rarely do I not make a girl cum. I take pride in making sure the woman nuts first, so I have the ability to hold mine back. So just saying, 90 percent of the time the girl will cum before I do. And you can clearly hear in the first video, I made her cum twice. Will I post more? Here is the thing, if it were JUST up to me, then I would post every one that I have. But you have to understand that it isn't just up to me, I have to respect the woman's privacy you know, because if I posted it with out their permission and they found it, I could get arrested for that. So I make sure that they are okay with it. I did make a compilation of my videos, I made a video of just girls riding me, then one of me doing all the fucking. Now, there are some that make me look like, I last like 30 seconds or something lol. I want you to keep in mind of something A LOT of the videos I made, were not the first time that night I had sex with the girl. Also, there is one specific video that I have in the compilation. She was a one night stand girl, we were friends on Facebook forever and we had been teasing each other for months and we finally got it on at a Motel 6. I have no idea what happened. But I pressed record from the beginning, but it only films the end, I bend her over for the 2nd time and I cum in like 20 seconds, maybe less. And that is the whole video, it looks like i pr-ejaculated. But I SWEAR it was not like that lol. If it recorded the whole thing, it would of been my longest video hands down. I had a good run in me that night. We went so long that we did positions twice, like doggy style, what was filmed was the second time I bent her over. I tell you what, if I post the compilation, it is the girl with really huge breasts and if you know what an inside of a motel 6 looks like you will recognize it.
I will never lie to you guys, so there is one I want to kind of mention. I have already gotten permission to post this but I am afraid too. I have been friends with a girl for about 4 or 5 years but she is young and I knew her through another friend and she was kind of a girl that always kind of followed us around. Anyway, She had turned 18 the week before, and we made a sex tape. Even though she was legal, I still feel wrong because it was like, she was not of legal age a week ago and I knew her since she was 13. And in the video, u can kind of tell she is really young. I dont want people to think bad of me and that I am a pedophile but I was depressed and she wanted to have sex, and SHE brought up the recording idea, not me and we recorded it. If I get the balls, she will be in the riding compilation, she is a small latina girl. And no, I didn't take her virginity, she was a with a guy for years and she lost it when she was 15 so yeah lol. I do have a video with a friend of mine's mom, that would be in the riding compilation, not the one who I lost over, this friend believe it or not actually got a kick out of it lol. His response was "Im not surprised, my mom fucks everyone" I was like what the hell? Lol. I even have one in a car, funny story behind that one was. It was a friend I met on Myspace, and it was our first time hanging out. We went to the Lakeland Square Mall. And the whole day she was telling me how much of a freak she was and she had, had sex here here and there. And if you seen her she looks innocent as hell, like she would never do that shit, hell she looked like the virgin type. So I told her, I didn't believe her. I just so happen to leave my camera in the car the day before so I had my camera, and JUST to prove a point she agreed to fuck me in the car in the Lakeland Square Mall parking lot. And I was like, okay then, also let me record it, prove your a freak. And she let me. It is the only video in a car I have so that will be easy to spot. Keep in mind, that was the first time we ever met and I got laid in the parking lot haha. Final one I want to mention, I also made a video with a girl who was cheating on her boyfriend with me, she is in both compilations because we went two rounds. She rode me, and then I spread those legs and pounded. She wasn't a moaner though but if you could see her face, lol. She will be the one that is riding me in the pink thong. I have decided that I WILL post both compilations up today and I have a challenge for those who watch it, and the winner will get something special, trust me, even if you hate me you will want this but I am not going to tell you what it is.
I have a total of 4 one night stands recorded, and what I consider a one night stand is a woman I had sex with once, just for the soul purpose of having sex. I do not consider any one I slept with on another day a one night stand with. Now, I have only told you about ONE of the girl in the Motel 6, all the others I spoke about I at least had sex with one other time on a different day so they do not count. I challenge you to spot the other 3, can you figure out the other 3 one night stands. Here is a hint, two of them will be in both compilations, the other one is in the "Me In Control" compilation. All 3 take place in my room. And if you have seen my Youtube videos, you will recognize my room lol.
Well that is going to do it for this edition, I hope you enjoyed and ladies I hope it turned you on lmao. Probably not. I will be back for more. Says......The Cody.
Alright, a few friends know this story and it seems like I am the ONLY person who thinks this is kind of nutty. I am going to guess that about 70% of you, do not talk to or know longer really know the first boy or girl you had a crush on IN SCHOOL. Not the first person you liked in your personal life but that first little cutie you crushed on while in Elementary or Middle school. I am one of those people, after middle school I lost touch with any of the girls I had a school boy crush on. But weird thing is that I remember all my little crushes, I know it is weird but I do. To protect her dignity I will not mention her name, but my very first crush was on a Spanish girl in 1st grade. We shared the same teacher every year up until 4th grade and I never saw her again until 8th grade. She grew up to be a smoking hot Latina lol. After 8th grade, I moved so I lost touch with her after that. A couple nights ago, I was at the pool hall with a few friends, and I am shooting pool (which I suck at) and I keep seeing this girl looking at me kind of funny, and once I got a good look at her, I start kind of staring back because I am like she looks familiar. Now give me a break, I am an old man but I couldn't remember right off the bat where I have seen her before. I would say for about an hour we kept glancing at each other, until I finally decided enough was enough so I pretended to accidentally knock a pool ball off the table toward her table. I walk over and I pick it up, and then I am like "I dont mean to be rude but you look so familiar too me, have we met before" and she was like "Yeah I was trying to figure out that same thing" Once she told me her name....BOOM, it snapped. And I was like "Yeahhhh i was the kid that had a crush on u from 1st grade to 8th grade" and then she remembered me, then our groups kind of joined together, my people and her people played team pool and me and her just talked about what we been up to and all that stuff. So to skip all the boring stuff, there was a get together at her friend's house and she invited us and she rode with me back to the house. A few hours and a few drinks later, we are all alone in a room, and she said that it was just too loud and she didnt feel good. I wanted to give her space so I went to leave the room and she was like "you promise to come back? I dont wanna be alone for good?" and I was like yeah ill be back. I would say half and hour past and she came out, and walked up to me and said you didnt keep your promise. And I explained to her I thought she meant like come back later on. She seemed so pissed and she drug me into the room saying she needed to talk to me. She was mad, she was like do you have any idea what I have been doing the past 30 minutes, and of course I am a smart ass so I said "puking?" She said "No, I have been laying butt ass naked under the covers waiting for you to come back" and I was like whaaaaaaaattttttt. She was like "I havent had sex in 5 months and I want it really bad and you are the only person here I would even consider fucking because I dont know the type of girls you have been with but I know the type of girls these assholes have been with and I dont want to catch anything" And I was like "Okay but I dont do condoms" she was like "I dont give a shit i am on BC, and I want you to bust your shit in me" And I was turned on so much at that point that I just attacked her face and we had sex. And she was not lying, it had to be a while since she got any because she was SO DAMN tight. Like I felt like I was going to bust as soon as I got it in. And no joke, she was so loud a couple of times we kept getting knock at the doors because she sounded like something was hurting her lol. And I have to give it to her, she could ride a dick dude, I was like holy shit. The reason I am sharing this is because, how crazy is it that you would have sex with the first girl you ever had a crush on, who you had no chance with 17 years later. Too me that is crazy that I got laid by my first school boy crush. You know if that was some porn movie, you would all tune in lmao. I don't care what anyone says that is some crazy shit. But the sad part is, that I think I was used for my dick lol. I have not heard from her since. But that is okay, it definitely is rated in my top ten sex experiences. She was not very good at head, but she could ride and she was tight and loud. I love a girl who will talk and moan loudly, that is a turn on and she did that. But hey, I wanted to share, I think it is pretty nutty, what do you think?
Alright so about a month ago, because I lost a bet, I posted two sex videos of mine online. If you do not know, I kind of have a "recording" fetish, I get a kick out of watching myself have sex. So, not ALL the time, I will ask someone who I am pretty sure I am going to have sex with if I can record it and surprisingly enough, a lot of them have let me record it. So I posted two of the ones that I was aloud to because the girls in the video said it was okay. The first video it was a friend of mine, we shared a bed after a party the night before and she slept in the nude and i was fucking turned on and we had, had sex a few times in the past and I wanted it again. So i teased her a little bit, and I was like lets make a sex tape, we were hung over and she was like yeah lets do it, so I took out my phone and there you go. The second one, was after a Valentine's Day date with my ex girlfriend. We had been having sex ALL NIGHT at that point, the video was a recording of I think our 4th or 5th time going at it. The bed was already really wet. And I was like, man I want to record this because I did have my camera because I kind of documented some of our date. She was hesitant at first, but then she was like, do not show my face and you can record it. So I didn't, and there you go. I wish I would of asked her sooner, because our 1st round was SO MUCH better, she was much louder and it lasted much longer. But we did doggy style too, and you would of seen her face so I guess it worked out. I have been getting a lot of questions and instead of answering them individually, I thought id just talk about it and try to answer most of them. First of all, I have had some trolls say that most of my videos are probably of hookers, listen I swear on the ashes of my father, on my sister I have NEVER paid for sex in my life. Every video I have made with a girl, is a legit girl who wanted to have sex for sex and not for money. Now, I am an honest man there are some that I didnt really know. Like I have a few one night stand videos. But none were hookers and I never paid them for it. Believe what you want, but that is the truth. Another remark I want to address, in the 2nd video you can never see my dick but in the first video you can clearly see The Cody is not the biggest guy ever. So a woman asked me, how do I make them that loud with not much to offer. Okay first of all, OUCH. I am kind of self conscience about my dick size, I won't lie. But I can tell you this, I know what I am doing. I know how to hit that spot over and over and over, the only girls that did not moan with me, just were not moaners, but if they were moaners you could always hear them with me. Also, VERY rarely do I not make a girl cum. I take pride in making sure the woman nuts first, so I have the ability to hold mine back. So just saying, 90 percent of the time the girl will cum before I do. And you can clearly hear in the first video, I made her cum twice. Will I post more? Here is the thing, if it were JUST up to me, then I would post every one that I have. But you have to understand that it isn't just up to me, I have to respect the woman's privacy you know, because if I posted it with out their permission and they found it, I could get arrested for that. So I make sure that they are okay with it. I did make a compilation of my videos, I made a video of just girls riding me, then one of me doing all the fucking. Now, there are some that make me look like, I last like 30 seconds or something lol. I want you to keep in mind of something A LOT of the videos I made, were not the first time that night I had sex with the girl. Also, there is one specific video that I have in the compilation. She was a one night stand girl, we were friends on Facebook forever and we had been teasing each other for months and we finally got it on at a Motel 6. I have no idea what happened. But I pressed record from the beginning, but it only films the end, I bend her over for the 2nd time and I cum in like 20 seconds, maybe less. And that is the whole video, it looks like i pr-ejaculated. But I SWEAR it was not like that lol. If it recorded the whole thing, it would of been my longest video hands down. I had a good run in me that night. We went so long that we did positions twice, like doggy style, what was filmed was the second time I bent her over. I tell you what, if I post the compilation, it is the girl with really huge breasts and if you know what an inside of a motel 6 looks like you will recognize it.
I will never lie to you guys, so there is one I want to kind of mention. I have already gotten permission to post this but I am afraid too. I have been friends with a girl for about 4 or 5 years but she is young and I knew her through another friend and she was kind of a girl that always kind of followed us around. Anyway, She had turned 18 the week before, and we made a sex tape. Even though she was legal, I still feel wrong because it was like, she was not of legal age a week ago and I knew her since she was 13. And in the video, u can kind of tell she is really young. I dont want people to think bad of me and that I am a pedophile but I was depressed and she wanted to have sex, and SHE brought up the recording idea, not me and we recorded it. If I get the balls, she will be in the riding compilation, she is a small latina girl. And no, I didn't take her virginity, she was a with a guy for years and she lost it when she was 15 so yeah lol. I do have a video with a friend of mine's mom, that would be in the riding compilation, not the one who I lost over, this friend believe it or not actually got a kick out of it lol. His response was "Im not surprised, my mom fucks everyone" I was like what the hell? Lol. I even have one in a car, funny story behind that one was. It was a friend I met on Myspace, and it was our first time hanging out. We went to the Lakeland Square Mall. And the whole day she was telling me how much of a freak she was and she had, had sex here here and there. And if you seen her she looks innocent as hell, like she would never do that shit, hell she looked like the virgin type. So I told her, I didn't believe her. I just so happen to leave my camera in the car the day before so I had my camera, and JUST to prove a point she agreed to fuck me in the car in the Lakeland Square Mall parking lot. And I was like, okay then, also let me record it, prove your a freak. And she let me. It is the only video in a car I have so that will be easy to spot. Keep in mind, that was the first time we ever met and I got laid in the parking lot haha. Final one I want to mention, I also made a video with a girl who was cheating on her boyfriend with me, she is in both compilations because we went two rounds. She rode me, and then I spread those legs and pounded. She wasn't a moaner though but if you could see her face, lol. She will be the one that is riding me in the pink thong. I have decided that I WILL post both compilations up today and I have a challenge for those who watch it, and the winner will get something special, trust me, even if you hate me you will want this but I am not going to tell you what it is.
I have a total of 4 one night stands recorded, and what I consider a one night stand is a woman I had sex with once, just for the soul purpose of having sex. I do not consider any one I slept with on another day a one night stand with. Now, I have only told you about ONE of the girl in the Motel 6, all the others I spoke about I at least had sex with one other time on a different day so they do not count. I challenge you to spot the other 3, can you figure out the other 3 one night stands. Here is a hint, two of them will be in both compilations, the other one is in the "Me In Control" compilation. All 3 take place in my room. And if you have seen my Youtube videos, you will recognize my room lol.
Well that is going to do it for this edition, I hope you enjoyed and ladies I hope it turned you on lmao. Probably not. I will be back for more. Says......The Cody.
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
The Cody Says - All Sports Edition
Yes The Cody is back with yet another blog. This is a very special edition, an all sports edition so besides the Q&A at the end, there will be no porn or girlfriend rant this edition lol. Let's skip the introduction and let's get to it.
Tampa Bay Rays:
I am a huge Rays fan, but this off season kind of has me scratching my head. I am glad that we have David Price for another year, but Grant Balfour? Jose Molina? Sean Rodriguez? What in the bloody blue hell. Rodriguez is a guy that I have wanted to see gone since we got him, sure his infield ability is not bad but he is atrocious on the offensive end, so why we gave him a one year contract, I have no idea. Let him go. Jose Molina, same thing. You know how you win a game? SCORE. You really think Molina & Rodriguez are gonna score you a lot of runs. Hell, let me play then if your just handing out contracts bro. Grant Balfour, I can not hate on him too much because he did fairly well in Oakland. But, when he was with the Rays, there was a lot of times his one dimensional pitching cost us games. Why we resigned him, I am like bro, my grandpa has an arm on him too if you are up to signing old men. I do like that we resigned James Loney, I thought Loney would blow town after the season but I am glad we still have him. Now, as a true Rays fan, I am saying WORLD SERIES BABY! But realistically speaking, Rays may make the Wild Card again but that is it. As shown last season, hanging with a tough team for 5 games is not something we can do with the roster we have. Our power is pitching, it is what got us to the World Series before, it is what we still rely on. But at some point we have to start spending money to get a few big bats. But in the St. Pete market, that is not likely to happen. I have said this FOREVER we need to find a billionaire and move to another CENTRAL Florida market. When spread that they may move to Orlando, I was excited that is my hometown. the Magic suck, so I would love to have a good professional Orlando team. If we moved to the Orlando market and got a owner with money to spend, that is when we can pay big bats and that is when we will be the most dangerous. Then we will have the pitching and the bats. A true winning equation for baseball. I will ALWAYS believe in my team, but as a guy who dreams of being a sports analyst one day, realistically we need to get a better market to get better players. Our luck finding unknown great talent like Evan Longoria, Matt Joyce, Bj Upton, Carl Crawford and Carlos Pena will not keep up, forever.
Tampa Bay Bucs:
Well if there is one team that I have a lot to talk about, it will always be the Bucs. And there is a lot to talk about, the signing of a Lovie Smith, the unveiling of the new helmets, the inducting to the Hall of Fame of another former Buccaneer, Derrick Brooks. I was requested to kind of give a sketch on what I think the new helmets would look like, well I can not draw but I can describe it the best that I can. Too be honest, I think the most they will do to the logo is maybe add the ship with the flag, perhaps. Or kind of have a newer pirate similar to the one on the old logo but just different. Hell maybe they will use Jack Sparrow's face lol. But I just think they are going to involve the ship and that is pretty much it. As far as the helmet goes, I am kind of thinking maybe they will make the helmet red....but then I was like, that would look stupid. So I thought maybe black but there are so many black helmets in the NFL. So, I think they are probably going to be white like the old days. I don't like the idea but I think that is what they are going with, if they are changing the helmets that is the only thing that would make sense, what are you going to do, make like Oregon and make it a mirror titanium or something lol. In other news, we signed a great coach in Lovie Smith, I think Lovie will be the key to getting good players in the free agent market because Lovie is a player's coach and players like to play for a coach like that. I think we could easily sign Micheal Vick if we do not draft a QB (If Bortles & Manziel are gone we wont take one, at least we better not) which I do not think we could of signed Vick if we still had Schiano. I know, every Bucs fan is like why in the world would we want to sign Vick, shut up, I am a Vick fan and any body is better than Glennon. I also think we could resign guys like McCoy & M. Williams who's rookie contracts are coming to an end. People think a head coach is overrated in the pro level. Ha! Okay, so then you tell me how New England always makes it to the playoffs with average players at best. It takes more than an elite QB to make a team good. Belechick is a main reason behind that team's success. They have not had a good defense in years, and they did not have Gronkowski, Hernandez or Welker. They had average players with an aging QB and still made it to the playoffs, that is the result of good coaching and strategy. Lovie Smith, is our best chance (coaching wise) to make it to the Super Bowl. Like I said, he is a players coach, players will want to play for him instead of give up much like they did last season. Oh shut up, you know players just quit after they started getting demolished come on. But the most important thing is we need to get a Quarterback, period. NOT Glennon, Glennon is career back up at best, we need either someone from the draft like Manziel or Bortles. Or we need a established veteran like Michael Vick, end of story. Keep in mind, the last time we were in the playoffs we had an older, mobile, Quarterback in Jeff Garcia. And Jeff Garcia, came from the Philadelphia Eagles before his stint with Tampa. Hmmm....maybe signing Micheal Vick would be an omen for a playoff appearance. Who knows.
WWE:
I had a Wrestlemania 30 rant in my last edition. But I want to speak more on that, well because I have nothing else to talk about when it comes to the WWE lol. I was hoping maybe it was a ruse, but it looks like CM Punk really has quit the WWE. Which really hurts the WWE, because like I have stated before, their roster as far as established stars is the shortest I think it has ever been. Especially, since they are not smart enough to give a bigger push to guys with the talent TO Main Event. Cody Rhodes is a prime example, Rhodes should be in the Elimination Chamber NOT Christian. This seems to happen a lot to the wrestlers who spend most of their WWE career as a heel and then turn face, they fall off the map. MVP & John Morrison are two guys that fall into that category and it looks like Cody Rhodes will soon be there too. Dolph Ziggler as well, when he was a heel, he won the Heavyweight championship. Since then, I think he has had ONE Pay Per View match. Do not quote me, I could be wrong. I just do not like the product that WWE has become. I said this once, and I will say it again. If WWE continues down this path, they will end up just like WCW. Like I stated in my Wrestlemania 30 rant, Wrestlemania 30 is supposed to be the BIGGEST Wrestlemania to date and it looks like it has the potential to be a big flop. Losing CM Punk, you lose a good match up between him and Triple H, that I did want to see. But you have to realize that Batista is NOT who the fans want to see main eventing mania. HOWEVER, I am starting to sense that due to CM Punk leaving they have changed up their plan a little bit. I think Daniel Bryan will win the Chamber this Sunday, but Randy Orton will find his way into the match up and it will be a triple threat. I MUCH rather of it been Orton, Bryan and Cena or Orton, Bryan and Punk. But a triple threat is better than a one on one match between Batista & Orton or Bryan. I am also hoping that they change this whole Wyatt vs Cena thing too. I think John Cena should be facing Undertaker. You HAVE to have your biggest star challenge the streak before Undertaker retires for good. It is just not "good for business" to leave Cena out of that mix. The Wyatts vs The Shield is an amazing match up to put together but it is at the wrong Pay Per View. It should of been at Wrestlemania, but I still think they are going to use Wrestlemania to begin the push of Roman Reigns. I am predicting Shield lose to Wyatts and the falling out between The Shield really begins. I am wondering if it will just be Roman vs Ambrose for the US title or will it be triple threat between all three Shield mates. Because it seems like Ambrose & Reigns are going at it, and Rollins is just kind of in the rear view. I dont know what happen to WWE, but I hope it rectifies itself soon. Wrestlemania 30, I think will speak volumes. Trust The Cody on this, if you want to rectify yourself WWE here is what you do. Find a way to get CM Punk back, I would say, hey look we want you to wrestle Triple H but we will give you a title run soon after Wrestlemania or something like that. Second, have Bryan win the Chamber. Keep Daniel Bryan out of the Main Event of Wrestlemania just is not smart, he should of been in and won the Royal Rumble. Period. The Chamber is your chance to change that wrong. Make the battle for the WWE World Title a Triple Threat or Fatal 4 Way at Wrestlemania. This is Wrestlemania 30, 10 years ago the main event was a Triple Threat match and will go down as one of the greatest matches of all time, relive that moment. Bryan, Batista, Orton, Cena, Lesnar Make a 4 way or Triple Threat using those 5 guys. If you don't use Cena for the Title match, put him up against Undertaker. Cena is the face of the WWE hands down, you can not leave him out of the most notorious streak in the company and leave him out of the match that every one looks forward to every Wrestlemania. It does not have to be exactly all that but that is a good line to start on.
UFC:
There is a lot of talk about the UFC lately, and not about the fights and I thought I would throw my hat into this conversation. Tito Ortiz was the very first (that I know of) that I spoke out about how UFC treated their fighters. But he was the Huntington Beach Bad Boy who ducked Chuck Liddell forever, and did nothing but complain (that was everyone else's view on him, not mine) so people paid no attention. The next big name to speak out was Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, again no really paid attention. But now, more and more fighters are speaking out about it. The latest was Nate "Rock" Quarry. Now unlike Tito & Rampage, Nate comes off as a very respectable individual, very humble and stand up. Why would he say something that was not true about the UFC, what would he have to gain, and even if he did have something to gain, he doesn't seem the type who would do that. So now your ears kind of perk up, and you're like okay then. Something isn't right, and if you have seen the interview, first posted on BJ Penn dot com, what he says really makes the UFC look real bad. Now I trained in MMA for a while, so I kind of know how the sponsor thing works. Sponsors pay you money to wear their logo on your shirts and shorts, and if you have time, thank them after fights. What you make with your sponsors and your fighter's pay for fighting, a slice of that goes to your trainers, your gym and so on and so forth. So in reality, if you make $10,000 to fight, in reality only $5,000 of that goes to you. Maybe less depending. I am not 100% accurate on that maybe but that is the just of it. According to Nate, the UFC has who ever sponsors you pay them a HEFTY fee to sponsor you, other wise you won't be able to wear their logo to your fight with the UFC, and the sponor has to be approved. There was more said but go read the interview to get the whole story. Now, I am a UFC fan. I will always watch the UFC no matter what. But check this out, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is my all time favorite fighter, the moment he whooped Kevin Randleman's ass I was a Rampage fan and I have followed him every where. Now, I am going to be honest, I told myself I would never watch Bellator for reasons I do not wanna say. But you did something to piss of my favorite fighter, and I am more of a fan of Rampage than I am of the UFC itself. So of course I am going to go watch him fight else where, where ever he is fighting I am tuning in to watch. Now, I have not always been a Tito fan but ever since the Ultimate Fighter 3, I have been. I respect Tito a lot, and now I am starting to realize that what he has been saying about Dana White all along, is not some hatred toward him, it is the truth. Rampage has said it, Ken Shamrock has said it and now Nate Quarry has said it. Now, I have backed Dana for a while, however ever since the GSP debacle, I kind of realized that he is more of a dictator than a UFC promoter. GSP needed time off, he was asking for time off from the sport, and Dana White was belittling him and attacking him and saying oh no no, you are going to fight Hendricks again. And I realized then, Dana don't give a shit about his fighters, he wants to put that bread in his pocket and move on. If all of this is really true, more and more of your top fighters are going to start fighting for Bellator, Melendez made the jump, Rampage made the jump, Eddie Alvarez won't leave. Bellator may just become a serious threat, it is just a matter of a time.
Tampa Bay Rays:
I am a huge Rays fan, but this off season kind of has me scratching my head. I am glad that we have David Price for another year, but Grant Balfour? Jose Molina? Sean Rodriguez? What in the bloody blue hell. Rodriguez is a guy that I have wanted to see gone since we got him, sure his infield ability is not bad but he is atrocious on the offensive end, so why we gave him a one year contract, I have no idea. Let him go. Jose Molina, same thing. You know how you win a game? SCORE. You really think Molina & Rodriguez are gonna score you a lot of runs. Hell, let me play then if your just handing out contracts bro. Grant Balfour, I can not hate on him too much because he did fairly well in Oakland. But, when he was with the Rays, there was a lot of times his one dimensional pitching cost us games. Why we resigned him, I am like bro, my grandpa has an arm on him too if you are up to signing old men. I do like that we resigned James Loney, I thought Loney would blow town after the season but I am glad we still have him. Now, as a true Rays fan, I am saying WORLD SERIES BABY! But realistically speaking, Rays may make the Wild Card again but that is it. As shown last season, hanging with a tough team for 5 games is not something we can do with the roster we have. Our power is pitching, it is what got us to the World Series before, it is what we still rely on. But at some point we have to start spending money to get a few big bats. But in the St. Pete market, that is not likely to happen. I have said this FOREVER we need to find a billionaire and move to another CENTRAL Florida market. When spread that they may move to Orlando, I was excited that is my hometown. the Magic suck, so I would love to have a good professional Orlando team. If we moved to the Orlando market and got a owner with money to spend, that is when we can pay big bats and that is when we will be the most dangerous. Then we will have the pitching and the bats. A true winning equation for baseball. I will ALWAYS believe in my team, but as a guy who dreams of being a sports analyst one day, realistically we need to get a better market to get better players. Our luck finding unknown great talent like Evan Longoria, Matt Joyce, Bj Upton, Carl Crawford and Carlos Pena will not keep up, forever.
Tampa Bay Bucs:
Well if there is one team that I have a lot to talk about, it will always be the Bucs. And there is a lot to talk about, the signing of a Lovie Smith, the unveiling of the new helmets, the inducting to the Hall of Fame of another former Buccaneer, Derrick Brooks. I was requested to kind of give a sketch on what I think the new helmets would look like, well I can not draw but I can describe it the best that I can. Too be honest, I think the most they will do to the logo is maybe add the ship with the flag, perhaps. Or kind of have a newer pirate similar to the one on the old logo but just different. Hell maybe they will use Jack Sparrow's face lol. But I just think they are going to involve the ship and that is pretty much it. As far as the helmet goes, I am kind of thinking maybe they will make the helmet red....but then I was like, that would look stupid. So I thought maybe black but there are so many black helmets in the NFL. So, I think they are probably going to be white like the old days. I don't like the idea but I think that is what they are going with, if they are changing the helmets that is the only thing that would make sense, what are you going to do, make like Oregon and make it a mirror titanium or something lol. In other news, we signed a great coach in Lovie Smith, I think Lovie will be the key to getting good players in the free agent market because Lovie is a player's coach and players like to play for a coach like that. I think we could easily sign Micheal Vick if we do not draft a QB (If Bortles & Manziel are gone we wont take one, at least we better not) which I do not think we could of signed Vick if we still had Schiano. I know, every Bucs fan is like why in the world would we want to sign Vick, shut up, I am a Vick fan and any body is better than Glennon. I also think we could resign guys like McCoy & M. Williams who's rookie contracts are coming to an end. People think a head coach is overrated in the pro level. Ha! Okay, so then you tell me how New England always makes it to the playoffs with average players at best. It takes more than an elite QB to make a team good. Belechick is a main reason behind that team's success. They have not had a good defense in years, and they did not have Gronkowski, Hernandez or Welker. They had average players with an aging QB and still made it to the playoffs, that is the result of good coaching and strategy. Lovie Smith, is our best chance (coaching wise) to make it to the Super Bowl. Like I said, he is a players coach, players will want to play for him instead of give up much like they did last season. Oh shut up, you know players just quit after they started getting demolished come on. But the most important thing is we need to get a Quarterback, period. NOT Glennon, Glennon is career back up at best, we need either someone from the draft like Manziel or Bortles. Or we need a established veteran like Michael Vick, end of story. Keep in mind, the last time we were in the playoffs we had an older, mobile, Quarterback in Jeff Garcia. And Jeff Garcia, came from the Philadelphia Eagles before his stint with Tampa. Hmmm....maybe signing Micheal Vick would be an omen for a playoff appearance. Who knows.
WWE:
I had a Wrestlemania 30 rant in my last edition. But I want to speak more on that, well because I have nothing else to talk about when it comes to the WWE lol. I was hoping maybe it was a ruse, but it looks like CM Punk really has quit the WWE. Which really hurts the WWE, because like I have stated before, their roster as far as established stars is the shortest I think it has ever been. Especially, since they are not smart enough to give a bigger push to guys with the talent TO Main Event. Cody Rhodes is a prime example, Rhodes should be in the Elimination Chamber NOT Christian. This seems to happen a lot to the wrestlers who spend most of their WWE career as a heel and then turn face, they fall off the map. MVP & John Morrison are two guys that fall into that category and it looks like Cody Rhodes will soon be there too. Dolph Ziggler as well, when he was a heel, he won the Heavyweight championship. Since then, I think he has had ONE Pay Per View match. Do not quote me, I could be wrong. I just do not like the product that WWE has become. I said this once, and I will say it again. If WWE continues down this path, they will end up just like WCW. Like I stated in my Wrestlemania 30 rant, Wrestlemania 30 is supposed to be the BIGGEST Wrestlemania to date and it looks like it has the potential to be a big flop. Losing CM Punk, you lose a good match up between him and Triple H, that I did want to see. But you have to realize that Batista is NOT who the fans want to see main eventing mania. HOWEVER, I am starting to sense that due to CM Punk leaving they have changed up their plan a little bit. I think Daniel Bryan will win the Chamber this Sunday, but Randy Orton will find his way into the match up and it will be a triple threat. I MUCH rather of it been Orton, Bryan and Cena or Orton, Bryan and Punk. But a triple threat is better than a one on one match between Batista & Orton or Bryan. I am also hoping that they change this whole Wyatt vs Cena thing too. I think John Cena should be facing Undertaker. You HAVE to have your biggest star challenge the streak before Undertaker retires for good. It is just not "good for business" to leave Cena out of that mix. The Wyatts vs The Shield is an amazing match up to put together but it is at the wrong Pay Per View. It should of been at Wrestlemania, but I still think they are going to use Wrestlemania to begin the push of Roman Reigns. I am predicting Shield lose to Wyatts and the falling out between The Shield really begins. I am wondering if it will just be Roman vs Ambrose for the US title or will it be triple threat between all three Shield mates. Because it seems like Ambrose & Reigns are going at it, and Rollins is just kind of in the rear view. I dont know what happen to WWE, but I hope it rectifies itself soon. Wrestlemania 30, I think will speak volumes. Trust The Cody on this, if you want to rectify yourself WWE here is what you do. Find a way to get CM Punk back, I would say, hey look we want you to wrestle Triple H but we will give you a title run soon after Wrestlemania or something like that. Second, have Bryan win the Chamber. Keep Daniel Bryan out of the Main Event of Wrestlemania just is not smart, he should of been in and won the Royal Rumble. Period. The Chamber is your chance to change that wrong. Make the battle for the WWE World Title a Triple Threat or Fatal 4 Way at Wrestlemania. This is Wrestlemania 30, 10 years ago the main event was a Triple Threat match and will go down as one of the greatest matches of all time, relive that moment. Bryan, Batista, Orton, Cena, Lesnar Make a 4 way or Triple Threat using those 5 guys. If you don't use Cena for the Title match, put him up against Undertaker. Cena is the face of the WWE hands down, you can not leave him out of the most notorious streak in the company and leave him out of the match that every one looks forward to every Wrestlemania. It does not have to be exactly all that but that is a good line to start on.
UFC:
There is a lot of talk about the UFC lately, and not about the fights and I thought I would throw my hat into this conversation. Tito Ortiz was the very first (that I know of) that I spoke out about how UFC treated their fighters. But he was the Huntington Beach Bad Boy who ducked Chuck Liddell forever, and did nothing but complain (that was everyone else's view on him, not mine) so people paid no attention. The next big name to speak out was Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, again no really paid attention. But now, more and more fighters are speaking out about it. The latest was Nate "Rock" Quarry. Now unlike Tito & Rampage, Nate comes off as a very respectable individual, very humble and stand up. Why would he say something that was not true about the UFC, what would he have to gain, and even if he did have something to gain, he doesn't seem the type who would do that. So now your ears kind of perk up, and you're like okay then. Something isn't right, and if you have seen the interview, first posted on BJ Penn dot com, what he says really makes the UFC look real bad. Now I trained in MMA for a while, so I kind of know how the sponsor thing works. Sponsors pay you money to wear their logo on your shirts and shorts, and if you have time, thank them after fights. What you make with your sponsors and your fighter's pay for fighting, a slice of that goes to your trainers, your gym and so on and so forth. So in reality, if you make $10,000 to fight, in reality only $5,000 of that goes to you. Maybe less depending. I am not 100% accurate on that maybe but that is the just of it. According to Nate, the UFC has who ever sponsors you pay them a HEFTY fee to sponsor you, other wise you won't be able to wear their logo to your fight with the UFC, and the sponor has to be approved. There was more said but go read the interview to get the whole story. Now, I am a UFC fan. I will always watch the UFC no matter what. But check this out, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is my all time favorite fighter, the moment he whooped Kevin Randleman's ass I was a Rampage fan and I have followed him every where. Now, I am going to be honest, I told myself I would never watch Bellator for reasons I do not wanna say. But you did something to piss of my favorite fighter, and I am more of a fan of Rampage than I am of the UFC itself. So of course I am going to go watch him fight else where, where ever he is fighting I am tuning in to watch. Now, I have not always been a Tito fan but ever since the Ultimate Fighter 3, I have been. I respect Tito a lot, and now I am starting to realize that what he has been saying about Dana White all along, is not some hatred toward him, it is the truth. Rampage has said it, Ken Shamrock has said it and now Nate Quarry has said it. Now, I have backed Dana for a while, however ever since the GSP debacle, I kind of realized that he is more of a dictator than a UFC promoter. GSP needed time off, he was asking for time off from the sport, and Dana White was belittling him and attacking him and saying oh no no, you are going to fight Hendricks again. And I realized then, Dana don't give a shit about his fighters, he wants to put that bread in his pocket and move on. If all of this is really true, more and more of your top fighters are going to start fighting for Bellator, Melendez made the jump, Rampage made the jump, Eddie Alvarez won't leave. Bellator may just become a serious threat, it is just a matter of a time.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
The Cody Says - Wrestlemania 30 Rant.
A lot of stuff going on this week and I felt the need to post a blog earlier than I planned, so let's get to it.
This first topic you will only be interested in if you watch professional wrestling, so if you don't might as well skip this part. I saw the news today that CM Punk, arguably one of the most popular WWE superstars quit today. I do NOT think that it is part of the WWE script due to it is not on the WWE website and the report first broke by TMZ. CM Punk reportedly quit because he was pissed at his Wrestlemania usage this year, and the fact that Batista was scripted to Main Event Wrestlemania over him. I wish he didn't quit but I 1,000 percent agree with him. According to rumors, CM Punk was set to face off against Triple H at Mania. While Batista would be wrestling for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Against Randy Orton or Brock Lesnar (according to rumors). This is the 30th Anniversary of Wrestlemania, it is supposed to be the biggest Wrestlemania ever. But this is turning out to be the biggest Wrestlemania flop in a long time. Wrestlemania 20, 10 years ago was amazing. You would think that they would want to top that. So let me tell you what is the rumor that the matches at Wrestlemania 30 will be. The main event will be Batista vs Randy Orton or Brock Lesnar (this is not clear yet). The Shield will face one another in a triple threat match. CM Punk will face off against Triple H. John Cena & Daniel Bryan will team up with Hulk Hogan to face The Wyatt Family. The tag team championship will be on the line in a Fatal 4 Way ladder match The New Age Outlaws defending against The Rhodes Brothers, The Usos and The Real Americans and Big E Langston will defend his Intercontinental title against Ryback. Those are the rumors, usually around this time 90 percent of the rumors are true. Now some of the matches are intriguing The Shield triple threat should be interesting and continue the push of Roman Reigns (big fan of him, he is gonna be big) The ladder match is an interesting one as well. But I do not see the Ladder match being completely true, I am thinking there will be a different format for the 4 teams. Here is where my problem lies. John Cena, Daniel Bryan & CM Punk are your biggest money makers, they are the fan favorites. Now although CM Punk doesn't like it, I was okay with his match with Triple H because we've never seen it before. But I think he deserved to be in the main event over someone like Batista. Tag Team matches, especially 6 man tag matches are dying fast. They are not matches that fans crave. To throw your two biggest stars in Cena & Bryan, in a tag match at WRESTLEMANIA is absolutely ridiculous. Just because you want to utilize Cena & Hogan together. Now, fans may get mad at me for saying this but I've never been a fan of Hogan, and I don't see why he is so important to use. If you want to use him, use him in one on one situation against someone else. Ultimate Warrior is being inducted into the Hall of Fame this year, so why not have them face off. I know Hogan has back trouble but make the match as least physical as possible. Daniel Bryan is on the rise and he deserves a Wrestlemania moment especially at 30. I truly believed that he was going to win the Rumble this year, and go on to face Orton & Cena. Yes, I thought they would have a triple threat situation for the title having Bryan as the winner of the match. OR they could of set up him vs his trainer and mentor HBK which would of been an amazing match to watch, but from what I understand HBK was asking too much and WWE was not willing to comply. John Cena is arguably the face of the WWE, for most people he is the first person that comes to mind when you mention WWE. Throwing him in a tag match at the WWE biggest event of the year is wrong. I truly thought if not the triple threat match I thought he would be the one to challenge The Undertaker's streak this year. To be honest, I do not like the fact that the most impressive streak in the WWE was never challenged by the two biggest stars of the previous Era. The Rock & Stone Cold. From what I heard, Undertaker wants to make Wrestlemania 30 his last match. So in my opinion you should have your biggest star of this era send off one of your biggest legends. John Cena is the only logical choice I think to challenge the streak in Undertaker's rumored last match. This Wrestlemania has every fan scratching their head wondering which way is up or why Vince McMahon does not listen to his fans. If I was in control of Wrestlemania, this would be my Wrestlemania 30 card. Give me feedback on what you think.
Randy Orton vs CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan for the WWE World Title
John Cena vs The Undertaker
Batista vs Brock Lesnar
Reigns vs Rollins vs Ambrose
Big E vs Ryback
New Age Outlaws vs The Usos vs The Rhodes Brothers vs The Wyatts (Rowan & Harper)
Bray Wyatt vs Seamus (I know that is out of no where but just trust me)
That would be basically my card IF it were solely up to me. Some matches you may agree with, some you may not but you have to admit, my card is way better than the WM 30 card that is rumored. I do not know what has happened to the WWE over the past few years. I mean you finally got The Rock vs Cena, not once but twice. You were on a roll and then just went into a downward spiral. Batista is the man who put a big wrench into things, the dude should of just remained focused on his MMA career he was trying to have. Tell me this, if he doesn't come back, who wins the Rumble? Bryan or Punk most likely no one else would make sense. Ever since I was little I have been a huge fan of the WWE. Jeff Hardy & The Undertaker being my favorite guys. And I have always been impressed with matches they put together at Wrestlemania nearly every year. I thought the HBK vs Kurt Angle match up at Wrestlemania 21 was ingenious a match I never thought of. I thought having two of the most dominant super stars in the Hell In A Cell match face each other at Wrestlemania in HHH & Undertaker was also a nice move. Although that match would of been a lot better back in the TV-14 days. This PG stuff is really starting to ruin the matches that used to be brutal to watch. I know no one will believe this because WWE is a billion dollar company but I PROMISE if the WWE continues down this road, In 10 years WWE will no longer exist. It will be flushed down the toilet. I firmly believe that the "Road To Wrestlemania" season should play into what interests the fans. Not the company, the rest of the year I understand, you do what you want, the champ is who you want it to be etc. But during this season, this is the season you need to make the fans happy. Now, the biggest Wrestlemania in 10 years and you are making it an absolute flop. I am appalled and ashamed to call myself a fan of the WWE right now and I am hoping that CM Punk quitting, has them wake up. You still have time to change it. Make it to where Brock Lesnar "takes out" Batista and he can't compete at Mania. Then you can manuever whether you want to throw Punk in the mix or Bryan or both. What better excuse to have for a triple threat/fatal four way match for the title than having the Royal Rumble winner taken out? You have 2 months to rectify it or watch what could be the biggest event in the companies history, flush down the drain.
This first topic you will only be interested in if you watch professional wrestling, so if you don't might as well skip this part. I saw the news today that CM Punk, arguably one of the most popular WWE superstars quit today. I do NOT think that it is part of the WWE script due to it is not on the WWE website and the report first broke by TMZ. CM Punk reportedly quit because he was pissed at his Wrestlemania usage this year, and the fact that Batista was scripted to Main Event Wrestlemania over him. I wish he didn't quit but I 1,000 percent agree with him. According to rumors, CM Punk was set to face off against Triple H at Mania. While Batista would be wrestling for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Against Randy Orton or Brock Lesnar (according to rumors). This is the 30th Anniversary of Wrestlemania, it is supposed to be the biggest Wrestlemania ever. But this is turning out to be the biggest Wrestlemania flop in a long time. Wrestlemania 20, 10 years ago was amazing. You would think that they would want to top that. So let me tell you what is the rumor that the matches at Wrestlemania 30 will be. The main event will be Batista vs Randy Orton or Brock Lesnar (this is not clear yet). The Shield will face one another in a triple threat match. CM Punk will face off against Triple H. John Cena & Daniel Bryan will team up with Hulk Hogan to face The Wyatt Family. The tag team championship will be on the line in a Fatal 4 Way ladder match The New Age Outlaws defending against The Rhodes Brothers, The Usos and The Real Americans and Big E Langston will defend his Intercontinental title against Ryback. Those are the rumors, usually around this time 90 percent of the rumors are true. Now some of the matches are intriguing The Shield triple threat should be interesting and continue the push of Roman Reigns (big fan of him, he is gonna be big) The ladder match is an interesting one as well. But I do not see the Ladder match being completely true, I am thinking there will be a different format for the 4 teams. Here is where my problem lies. John Cena, Daniel Bryan & CM Punk are your biggest money makers, they are the fan favorites. Now although CM Punk doesn't like it, I was okay with his match with Triple H because we've never seen it before. But I think he deserved to be in the main event over someone like Batista. Tag Team matches, especially 6 man tag matches are dying fast. They are not matches that fans crave. To throw your two biggest stars in Cena & Bryan, in a tag match at WRESTLEMANIA is absolutely ridiculous. Just because you want to utilize Cena & Hogan together. Now, fans may get mad at me for saying this but I've never been a fan of Hogan, and I don't see why he is so important to use. If you want to use him, use him in one on one situation against someone else. Ultimate Warrior is being inducted into the Hall of Fame this year, so why not have them face off. I know Hogan has back trouble but make the match as least physical as possible. Daniel Bryan is on the rise and he deserves a Wrestlemania moment especially at 30. I truly believed that he was going to win the Rumble this year, and go on to face Orton & Cena. Yes, I thought they would have a triple threat situation for the title having Bryan as the winner of the match. OR they could of set up him vs his trainer and mentor HBK which would of been an amazing match to watch, but from what I understand HBK was asking too much and WWE was not willing to comply. John Cena is arguably the face of the WWE, for most people he is the first person that comes to mind when you mention WWE. Throwing him in a tag match at the WWE biggest event of the year is wrong. I truly thought if not the triple threat match I thought he would be the one to challenge The Undertaker's streak this year. To be honest, I do not like the fact that the most impressive streak in the WWE was never challenged by the two biggest stars of the previous Era. The Rock & Stone Cold. From what I heard, Undertaker wants to make Wrestlemania 30 his last match. So in my opinion you should have your biggest star of this era send off one of your biggest legends. John Cena is the only logical choice I think to challenge the streak in Undertaker's rumored last match. This Wrestlemania has every fan scratching their head wondering which way is up or why Vince McMahon does not listen to his fans. If I was in control of Wrestlemania, this would be my Wrestlemania 30 card. Give me feedback on what you think.
Randy Orton vs CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan for the WWE World Title
John Cena vs The Undertaker
Batista vs Brock Lesnar
Reigns vs Rollins vs Ambrose
Big E vs Ryback
New Age Outlaws vs The Usos vs The Rhodes Brothers vs The Wyatts (Rowan & Harper)
Bray Wyatt vs Seamus (I know that is out of no where but just trust me)
That would be basically my card IF it were solely up to me. Some matches you may agree with, some you may not but you have to admit, my card is way better than the WM 30 card that is rumored. I do not know what has happened to the WWE over the past few years. I mean you finally got The Rock vs Cena, not once but twice. You were on a roll and then just went into a downward spiral. Batista is the man who put a big wrench into things, the dude should of just remained focused on his MMA career he was trying to have. Tell me this, if he doesn't come back, who wins the Rumble? Bryan or Punk most likely no one else would make sense. Ever since I was little I have been a huge fan of the WWE. Jeff Hardy & The Undertaker being my favorite guys. And I have always been impressed with matches they put together at Wrestlemania nearly every year. I thought the HBK vs Kurt Angle match up at Wrestlemania 21 was ingenious a match I never thought of. I thought having two of the most dominant super stars in the Hell In A Cell match face each other at Wrestlemania in HHH & Undertaker was also a nice move. Although that match would of been a lot better back in the TV-14 days. This PG stuff is really starting to ruin the matches that used to be brutal to watch. I know no one will believe this because WWE is a billion dollar company but I PROMISE if the WWE continues down this road, In 10 years WWE will no longer exist. It will be flushed down the toilet. I firmly believe that the "Road To Wrestlemania" season should play into what interests the fans. Not the company, the rest of the year I understand, you do what you want, the champ is who you want it to be etc. But during this season, this is the season you need to make the fans happy. Now, the biggest Wrestlemania in 10 years and you are making it an absolute flop. I am appalled and ashamed to call myself a fan of the WWE right now and I am hoping that CM Punk quitting, has them wake up. You still have time to change it. Make it to where Brock Lesnar "takes out" Batista and he can't compete at Mania. Then you can manuever whether you want to throw Punk in the mix or Bryan or both. What better excuse to have for a triple threat/fatal four way match for the title than having the Royal Rumble winner taken out? You have 2 months to rectify it or watch what could be the biggest event in the companies history, flush down the drain.
Monday, January 13, 2014
The Cody Says 1/13/2014
I officially can't sleep so I thought what the hell, why not post another blog. I have a few topics today, tonight, this morning, whatever the hell. First I am going to talk a little about the playoffs, including my Super Bowl prediction. I am going to also address a special topic that a friend of mine asked me to blog about, should be interesting, but warning you must be at least 18 to read it lol. And I have a long answer to a question I received on Facebook. So, enough talk, let's roll hoe.
So, in the 2014 NFL Playoffs, with game picks I am 6-2. My two losses were when I chose Philly over New Orleans and Indy over New England, yeah gee thanks hoe. This weekend the AFC & NFC Championship games were decided, it will be San Francisco vs Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots vs Denver Broncos. In week 6, I chose San Francisco & Denver to battle it out at the Super Bowl. So it is looking pretty good so far. Which is kind of funny, because I also picked them to go last year, but Denver lost in the divisional round to the Ravens. I got to say though, that Denver secondary worries me a little bit after watching them against San Diego. Quentin Jammer got his ass whooped by a rookie Keenan Allen. What do you think Tom Brady is going to do to him. You need to sit Jammer, for real. He is way past his prime and every single wide out on the Patriots will have a significant speed advantage over him. But I still think Denver will pull it out, they are playing at Mile High and I think Peyton will chew up that New England secondary with Aqib Talib out. Let's just hope Wes Welker can make up his mind about fielding a punt or not this time, know what I am saying. That shit pissed me off, I felt like Welker was still being Tom Brady's butt pirate and decided to hand it to his old team. I say take Welker off the field for this game haha. If New England makes it to the Super Bowl, I am not watching it this year, I am not even close to playing. I haven't missed a Super Bowl in 17 years but I have seen New England in the Super Bowl 5 fucking times since Tom Brady took over, that is enough I think. I am counting Peyton not to choke on his balls and for his defense to keep Brady Fairy in check. As far as the 49ers vs Seahawks game, I am rooting for San Fran of course but this is one of those games where I am more or less okay with who ever wins. But I sincerely think 49ers will defeat the Seahawks. A lot of you will laugh at this but I think the Seahawks are overrated, they're quite a few games where they should of lost but based on luck or lack of discipline by the other team, they pulled it out. I think Boldin will be a non factor because of Richard Sherman & Earl Thomas on him. So that means Crabtree, Davis & Ginn is going to have to step it up and make some plays. But I think San Fran should stick to the game plan they had in their second meeting and that is pound the ball with Frank Gore. You need to wear out that defensive front, so that the pass rush slows down and you give Kap more time to make a play with his legs or to make a pass down field. I will say this no matter who wins either game, the Super Bowl is going to be a bad ass game. Probably the best Super Bowl in a while. In my opinion out of the 4, I rank them in this order as far as chance of winning it all. Denver #1, San Fran #2, Seattle #3 and New England #4. Okay I hate New England so I am a bit bias, sue me.
Alright ladies and gents, I have a special topic here. My friend Jazzy wanted me to blog about, I have no idea why she wants me to. But The Cody is a man of his word. So I am going to talk about various sexual techniques, to kind of teach inexperienced men and even women how to please their others. Now hold up, I am not an expert, but I am well experienced. And remember The Cody has vowed now to bullshit in his blog. I have a pretty high number in partners, I won't lie so I know what I am talking about. Let's start with the dudes. One of my sexual mottos, do NOT be a pussy while eating pussy. First rule of eating pussy, never ask a girl how she likes it done, it ruins the mood and let's her know you may not know what the fuck your doing. You give a girl that idea, she will be second guessing herself about sleeping with you broseph. It is all about exploring while your down there, and no i don't mean opening her up and looking inside you moron. Explore with you mouth and tongue, find out how she likes it by the way she breaths. When you find her breathing heavy and moaning loud (ish) you found your rhythm. My technique is think of it as making out, your still kissing lips just a different pair and no kiss is good without tongue, feel me? Second rule, do NOT leave out a woman's clit while eating her out. If you do that, shit you might as well let her handle it herself. Two ways you can satisfy the clit, put the middle of your tongue on it and lick it as if you were licking an Ice Cream cone. Or you can put it in your mouth and suck on it as if you were sucking on her breast. My suggestion is do both, I haven't met a women yet that doesn't arch her back when you do either one (if you know what you are doing). Third and final rule, pertaining to do not be a pussy while eating pussy, you do not have to do it the whole time but at one point stick the tip of your tongue inside her and swirl it slowly around all inside. It will stimulate her, make her super wet. Trust me. Your best practice for doing this is an Ice Cream cone, do not just use tongue as I said, use your lips as if you are making out, never leave out the clit and make sure you get all up in it. Many men have different ways of having sex, many women like it a different way. But just sticking to the traditional stuff, no matter what your size is, I can tell you how to use it to make sure that it is good for the girl no matter what. When sticking it inside her, be very slow at first, once your head is in, thrust that shit inside her until all of you is in there. And while thrusting, two key things, keep a rhythm do not keep changing your ways, women hate that. They are trying to get off too, remember that. Secondly, make sure you go all the way in (unless you are super big, then just go in as much as she can take) and do NOT go all the way out. Fucks up the rhythm. Pull out until nothing but the head is in, and just keep it on repeat. Also, I suggest pinning her legs back, not ALL the way back where you are going to break her, but have your hands on her thighs and use it as leverage for thrusting. With the legs wide open, it makes it easier to hit that G Spot. One last thing, unless you are trying to be passionate and make love with a lover, do not go slow, that shit is boring. If you are just trying to have fun and help her bust, and you bust, pound the shit bro. Oh and keep in mine, a gentleman let's his lady cum first. I am not saying, but I am just saying.
Okay, I do have a little advice for women but not much. Sucking dick is a misleading term, you do not have to SUCK the dick the whole time. Ladies, you want to please your man orally, open your mouth nice and wide, and pleasure the head with your throat. Trust The Cody, that shit feels fucking good. Suck it like a lollipop is stupid, lick it like a lollipop is more of an accurate way of describing of what you should do. Take the side of your tongue and swirl it around the base and the head, and then go as far down on it as you can. Do that every ten or so sucks, lol. And ladies, do you want to please your man when you are in control of the sex? Then learn how to JUST move your hips and your ass, because if you can booty dance, then booty dance on that dick because there is not a man in this world unless they are taking sex enhancement pills that can handle it. Grinding is played out, and going up and down with your whole body is just....zzzzzzzz. Bounce that booty baby girl lol. And guys grab under her butt cheeks and help her out a little bit. That's all I got for this topic, I hope this was entertaining haha.
Alright, I am not going to mention her name and I ask you nicely not to ask me, because I respect her privacy. But I was asked a question on Facebook a couple of days ago, and I have a big answer to it. So this is the only question I am answering this week. This is what the message said "Hi Cody i luv your youtube videos i am a big peebo fan. I have a question for your blog i get messed with by a lot of guys and girls. Im bit of a gothic chick and I like anime and stuff im also kind of chubby. Some people really make me feel bad bout myself and i have thought bout suicide a few times but im to scared to do it. Do you have any advice on how i can make this all go away?"
First, I want to say this to you honey. Suicide is not the answer, your life is much more precious than what a bunch of cock sniffs think. Life is a precious gift from God, do not waste it being sad or offended by what people say. I have learned that any day spent sad or offended, is a wasted day. You are preaching to the choir when it comes to turmoil sweetheart. I have had women do some AWFUL shit to my ass, I was molested at 13 by a 33 year old woman, the only woman I ever fell IN love with who I bought an engagement ring for and planned to propose to at my family's Christmas Eve Party, dumped me a month before Christmas for a married man. I live with the guilt of ruining a guy's life, I was friends with a very sweet girl and she had a boyfriend for a few months, that boyfriend stole her virginity from her by raping and beating her. I have a NASTY temper, I went and solved that shit The Cody way. And things got way out of hand, I lost it. I do not regret whooping his ass, but I do regret not stopping when he called mercy. He has a hard time living life now. Let's just say that, and that guilt gets to me a lot. But the worst thing in my life I deal with every day for 7 years is my Dad committing suicide. Let me tell you something, I love my father with all my damn heart. I miss him every day, but if I were to ever see him again. I would fucking whoop his ass, I would roll his punk ass all around the yard. I fucking hate him, I hate him. I was 16 years old, going through hard fucking times and I needed my Dad. He was my best friend, and he fucking pussed out and fucking left my ass here. Fuck his ass bro. I'll never forgive him, never. I think if he were still alive, my life would be on a better track. My Dad is a bitch, he bitched out. End of story. Do not make the same mistake he did, you have family I sure that adores you and loves you for who you are beautiful. It doesn't matter what other people think about us, it is more important what we think of ourselves. Look at me honey, I am a 6ft tall 250 lb 23 year old dude who gets on the Internet and posts videos of himself wearing boxers on his head, talking in strange ass voices, who looks like a combination of Big Foot, Jabba The Hut and Homer Simpson all rolled into one. I could care less what people think, you know why? I am pretty sure I could whip 90 percent of my haters, two I know damn well I am a good person. I personally find myself hilarious, I know I have a big heart, I once gave my whole paycheck to a homeless woman who was with her 4 year old son. Ive taken a bullet for a friend, every time I fall for a girl I give my heart to make her feel as special as the stars. I can look in the mirror and say, I am The Cody....there will never be another like me, in the words of the genius Eminem "I'll be one tough act to follow" Listen sweetheart, this is what I want you to do every single day. You find a mirror, I want you to look into it, look into your face, smile at yourself and say as loud as you can "I am awesome" You will feel a lot better. Hell give yourself a nick name, and refer to yourself in the third person like The Cody haha. Just playing. And who gives a flying monkey fart shrimp dick noodle ass crotch what those people think. They are probably Peter Griffin look alikes who watch anime and masturbate to World of Warcraft. They give you any more trouble, you come find me, I'll slap five a hoe. You live all the way out in Pennsylvania but I can drive, you can never drive too far to whoop a hoe's ass. Love yourself sweetheart, death is not the answer, life is something that should be valued and cherished, not thrown away. Your family would be devastated, and it would cause an unnecessary storm of people blaming one and another, dragging the people who bully you too court and all this nonsense. You know how far bullies make it in life, they end getting ass raped in prison by Raul & Jermaine. You are the skies brightest star, If you see the world without the moon your life will always be dark. But follow the moonlight, you will find heaven.
Well that is going to do it for The Cody, hope you enjoyed it. Special thanks to my good friend Jazzy who suggested my very X-Rated topic. If you have ANY topic ideas, tweet me @TheCody_Says. Also, again not that anyone will do it but I am just putting it out there, here is the link to my amazon wishlist http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2ZTTAZMYBE3BX/ref=topnav_lists_1. If anyone purchases me ANYTHING on the list, they can write me a script or tell me what they want me to do in a Youtube video, the only exempts are I will not do anything homosexual as in kiss or touch a guy. Even The Cody has boundaries. Other than that, it is fair game. Email me at thecodysays@gmail.com to let me know if you bought something and let me know what your script or suggestion is. I am a man of my word, I will do whatever you want me to do. Trust The Cody. Well, until next time guys.....I am The Cody....Says....who? The Cody.
So, in the 2014 NFL Playoffs, with game picks I am 6-2. My two losses were when I chose Philly over New Orleans and Indy over New England, yeah gee thanks hoe. This weekend the AFC & NFC Championship games were decided, it will be San Francisco vs Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots vs Denver Broncos. In week 6, I chose San Francisco & Denver to battle it out at the Super Bowl. So it is looking pretty good so far. Which is kind of funny, because I also picked them to go last year, but Denver lost in the divisional round to the Ravens. I got to say though, that Denver secondary worries me a little bit after watching them against San Diego. Quentin Jammer got his ass whooped by a rookie Keenan Allen. What do you think Tom Brady is going to do to him. You need to sit Jammer, for real. He is way past his prime and every single wide out on the Patriots will have a significant speed advantage over him. But I still think Denver will pull it out, they are playing at Mile High and I think Peyton will chew up that New England secondary with Aqib Talib out. Let's just hope Wes Welker can make up his mind about fielding a punt or not this time, know what I am saying. That shit pissed me off, I felt like Welker was still being Tom Brady's butt pirate and decided to hand it to his old team. I say take Welker off the field for this game haha. If New England makes it to the Super Bowl, I am not watching it this year, I am not even close to playing. I haven't missed a Super Bowl in 17 years but I have seen New England in the Super Bowl 5 fucking times since Tom Brady took over, that is enough I think. I am counting Peyton not to choke on his balls and for his defense to keep Brady Fairy in check. As far as the 49ers vs Seahawks game, I am rooting for San Fran of course but this is one of those games where I am more or less okay with who ever wins. But I sincerely think 49ers will defeat the Seahawks. A lot of you will laugh at this but I think the Seahawks are overrated, they're quite a few games where they should of lost but based on luck or lack of discipline by the other team, they pulled it out. I think Boldin will be a non factor because of Richard Sherman & Earl Thomas on him. So that means Crabtree, Davis & Ginn is going to have to step it up and make some plays. But I think San Fran should stick to the game plan they had in their second meeting and that is pound the ball with Frank Gore. You need to wear out that defensive front, so that the pass rush slows down and you give Kap more time to make a play with his legs or to make a pass down field. I will say this no matter who wins either game, the Super Bowl is going to be a bad ass game. Probably the best Super Bowl in a while. In my opinion out of the 4, I rank them in this order as far as chance of winning it all. Denver #1, San Fran #2, Seattle #3 and New England #4. Okay I hate New England so I am a bit bias, sue me.
Alright ladies and gents, I have a special topic here. My friend Jazzy wanted me to blog about, I have no idea why she wants me to. But The Cody is a man of his word. So I am going to talk about various sexual techniques, to kind of teach inexperienced men and even women how to please their others. Now hold up, I am not an expert, but I am well experienced. And remember The Cody has vowed now to bullshit in his blog. I have a pretty high number in partners, I won't lie so I know what I am talking about. Let's start with the dudes. One of my sexual mottos, do NOT be a pussy while eating pussy. First rule of eating pussy, never ask a girl how she likes it done, it ruins the mood and let's her know you may not know what the fuck your doing. You give a girl that idea, she will be second guessing herself about sleeping with you broseph. It is all about exploring while your down there, and no i don't mean opening her up and looking inside you moron. Explore with you mouth and tongue, find out how she likes it by the way she breaths. When you find her breathing heavy and moaning loud (ish) you found your rhythm. My technique is think of it as making out, your still kissing lips just a different pair and no kiss is good without tongue, feel me? Second rule, do NOT leave out a woman's clit while eating her out. If you do that, shit you might as well let her handle it herself. Two ways you can satisfy the clit, put the middle of your tongue on it and lick it as if you were licking an Ice Cream cone. Or you can put it in your mouth and suck on it as if you were sucking on her breast. My suggestion is do both, I haven't met a women yet that doesn't arch her back when you do either one (if you know what you are doing). Third and final rule, pertaining to do not be a pussy while eating pussy, you do not have to do it the whole time but at one point stick the tip of your tongue inside her and swirl it slowly around all inside. It will stimulate her, make her super wet. Trust me. Your best practice for doing this is an Ice Cream cone, do not just use tongue as I said, use your lips as if you are making out, never leave out the clit and make sure you get all up in it. Many men have different ways of having sex, many women like it a different way. But just sticking to the traditional stuff, no matter what your size is, I can tell you how to use it to make sure that it is good for the girl no matter what. When sticking it inside her, be very slow at first, once your head is in, thrust that shit inside her until all of you is in there. And while thrusting, two key things, keep a rhythm do not keep changing your ways, women hate that. They are trying to get off too, remember that. Secondly, make sure you go all the way in (unless you are super big, then just go in as much as she can take) and do NOT go all the way out. Fucks up the rhythm. Pull out until nothing but the head is in, and just keep it on repeat. Also, I suggest pinning her legs back, not ALL the way back where you are going to break her, but have your hands on her thighs and use it as leverage for thrusting. With the legs wide open, it makes it easier to hit that G Spot. One last thing, unless you are trying to be passionate and make love with a lover, do not go slow, that shit is boring. If you are just trying to have fun and help her bust, and you bust, pound the shit bro. Oh and keep in mine, a gentleman let's his lady cum first. I am not saying, but I am just saying.
Okay, I do have a little advice for women but not much. Sucking dick is a misleading term, you do not have to SUCK the dick the whole time. Ladies, you want to please your man orally, open your mouth nice and wide, and pleasure the head with your throat. Trust The Cody, that shit feels fucking good. Suck it like a lollipop is stupid, lick it like a lollipop is more of an accurate way of describing of what you should do. Take the side of your tongue and swirl it around the base and the head, and then go as far down on it as you can. Do that every ten or so sucks, lol. And ladies, do you want to please your man when you are in control of the sex? Then learn how to JUST move your hips and your ass, because if you can booty dance, then booty dance on that dick because there is not a man in this world unless they are taking sex enhancement pills that can handle it. Grinding is played out, and going up and down with your whole body is just....zzzzzzzz. Bounce that booty baby girl lol. And guys grab under her butt cheeks and help her out a little bit. That's all I got for this topic, I hope this was entertaining haha.
Alright, I am not going to mention her name and I ask you nicely not to ask me, because I respect her privacy. But I was asked a question on Facebook a couple of days ago, and I have a big answer to it. So this is the only question I am answering this week. This is what the message said "Hi Cody i luv your youtube videos i am a big peebo fan. I have a question for your blog i get messed with by a lot of guys and girls. Im bit of a gothic chick and I like anime and stuff im also kind of chubby. Some people really make me feel bad bout myself and i have thought bout suicide a few times but im to scared to do it. Do you have any advice on how i can make this all go away?"
First, I want to say this to you honey. Suicide is not the answer, your life is much more precious than what a bunch of cock sniffs think. Life is a precious gift from God, do not waste it being sad or offended by what people say. I have learned that any day spent sad or offended, is a wasted day. You are preaching to the choir when it comes to turmoil sweetheart. I have had women do some AWFUL shit to my ass, I was molested at 13 by a 33 year old woman, the only woman I ever fell IN love with who I bought an engagement ring for and planned to propose to at my family's Christmas Eve Party, dumped me a month before Christmas for a married man. I live with the guilt of ruining a guy's life, I was friends with a very sweet girl and she had a boyfriend for a few months, that boyfriend stole her virginity from her by raping and beating her. I have a NASTY temper, I went and solved that shit The Cody way. And things got way out of hand, I lost it. I do not regret whooping his ass, but I do regret not stopping when he called mercy. He has a hard time living life now. Let's just say that, and that guilt gets to me a lot. But the worst thing in my life I deal with every day for 7 years is my Dad committing suicide. Let me tell you something, I love my father with all my damn heart. I miss him every day, but if I were to ever see him again. I would fucking whoop his ass, I would roll his punk ass all around the yard. I fucking hate him, I hate him. I was 16 years old, going through hard fucking times and I needed my Dad. He was my best friend, and he fucking pussed out and fucking left my ass here. Fuck his ass bro. I'll never forgive him, never. I think if he were still alive, my life would be on a better track. My Dad is a bitch, he bitched out. End of story. Do not make the same mistake he did, you have family I sure that adores you and loves you for who you are beautiful. It doesn't matter what other people think about us, it is more important what we think of ourselves. Look at me honey, I am a 6ft tall 250 lb 23 year old dude who gets on the Internet and posts videos of himself wearing boxers on his head, talking in strange ass voices, who looks like a combination of Big Foot, Jabba The Hut and Homer Simpson all rolled into one. I could care less what people think, you know why? I am pretty sure I could whip 90 percent of my haters, two I know damn well I am a good person. I personally find myself hilarious, I know I have a big heart, I once gave my whole paycheck to a homeless woman who was with her 4 year old son. Ive taken a bullet for a friend, every time I fall for a girl I give my heart to make her feel as special as the stars. I can look in the mirror and say, I am The Cody....there will never be another like me, in the words of the genius Eminem "I'll be one tough act to follow" Listen sweetheart, this is what I want you to do every single day. You find a mirror, I want you to look into it, look into your face, smile at yourself and say as loud as you can "I am awesome" You will feel a lot better. Hell give yourself a nick name, and refer to yourself in the third person like The Cody haha. Just playing. And who gives a flying monkey fart shrimp dick noodle ass crotch what those people think. They are probably Peter Griffin look alikes who watch anime and masturbate to World of Warcraft. They give you any more trouble, you come find me, I'll slap five a hoe. You live all the way out in Pennsylvania but I can drive, you can never drive too far to whoop a hoe's ass. Love yourself sweetheart, death is not the answer, life is something that should be valued and cherished, not thrown away. Your family would be devastated, and it would cause an unnecessary storm of people blaming one and another, dragging the people who bully you too court and all this nonsense. You know how far bullies make it in life, they end getting ass raped in prison by Raul & Jermaine. You are the skies brightest star, If you see the world without the moon your life will always be dark. But follow the moonlight, you will find heaven.
Well that is going to do it for The Cody, hope you enjoyed it. Special thanks to my good friend Jazzy who suggested my very X-Rated topic. If you have ANY topic ideas, tweet me @TheCody_Says. Also, again not that anyone will do it but I am just putting it out there, here is the link to my amazon wishlist http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2ZTTAZMYBE3BX/ref=topnav_lists_1. If anyone purchases me ANYTHING on the list, they can write me a script or tell me what they want me to do in a Youtube video, the only exempts are I will not do anything homosexual as in kiss or touch a guy. Even The Cody has boundaries. Other than that, it is fair game. Email me at thecodysays@gmail.com to let me know if you bought something and let me know what your script or suggestion is. I am a man of my word, I will do whatever you want me to do. Trust The Cody. Well, until next time guys.....I am The Cody....Says....who? The Cody.
Friday, January 10, 2014
The Cody Says: Top 10 Edition
Hey it's Friday, so it is time for another blog. I do not have much to talk about once again so just like the last blog this is going to be a special edition. It is going to be top 10 lists of my favorite shit. Movies, Music, Boxers, MMA Fighters, Sports Team, The hottest women and you know I got to throw the porn stars in there lmao. I want to make a quick note that I THINK I did something like this before but the lists have changed, especially the porn star list. To be honest, that whole countdown was super fake. Meaning, I put people in places they shouldn't of been, I was only sucking up to the ones that responded to me on Twitter. The list you will see here tonight, is FOR REAL no sugar coating. Give you more insight on The Cody. Also, I want to also wish my little sister Cashmere well. She woke up this morning with a 101 temperature, so that is why I can't do the Youtube video tomorrow. But she gets better, I will have it out. Alright, enough with the bull shit, let's roll.
Top 10 Favorite Songs:
10. Crazy - Gorilla Zoe
Gorilla Zoe is not a mainstream rapper, but he has some good shit. Crazy is my favorite song by him. "Crazy as a fool" go listen to it right now, bet you sing that shit all day. I could do with out the Gucci Mane part though, his part in the beginning sucks. It is like it doesn't go with the rest of the song. But if you skip that part. The song is boss bro.
9. Cleanin Out My Closet - Eminem
Eminem is my favorite music artist, so prepare to see him often on this list. I like Cleanin Out My Closet because some of my favorite songs by him is when he tells a story about his life. And this was a pretty interesting story about his dad leaving, how his mom will NEVER meet his daughter Hayley. Shit like that. My favorite verse is the very last verse of the song, he really rips the shit and lays into his mom at the end. I can't listen to this song around my momma though, she would ask me "You like this song so much, you hate me too" such a drama queen. Haha love you mom.
8. The Catalyst - Linkin Park
This is going to be weird to say about a song, but I only REALLY like this song because of the beginning. The rest of the song I really do not care for. But the background music and the lyrics in the beginning, are really awesome. "God save us everyone, When we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns, For the sins of our hand, the sins of our tongue The sins of our father, the sins of our young" is my favorite part of the song and for some reason very powerful to me. Can't explain it. But yeah, you would think it wouldn't be this high being that I only like the first minute or so of the song but hey too each their own I guess.
7. Fett's Vette - MC Chris
Unless you know MC Chris or ever watched "Dave & Miri Make A Porno" then you probably won't know this song. But it is pretty good. MC Chris has a weird ass voice, but it actually makes the song pretty good. And the whole song is about Boba Fett from Star Wars. It has a good flow to it, so I suggest you check it out if you have never heard it.
6. Not Afraid - Eminem
I like to call this the "Eminem: Reborn" song, this was the first song he came out with since he became clean and since he left his old "fuck you" style behind. I am more of a fan of the Eminem of old, than the one now a days. But this is a REALLY good song. It speaks to those who struggle and can't find a way out, and Eminem lets you know, if he can do it, you can too. The chorus really makes this song, I still have it as my main ringtone haha.
5. Hola - Snow Tha Product
I plan to blog about Snow Tha Product at a later time so I won't say much. But all I will say is if you do not know who she is, go to Youtube and check out this song and you will be impressed. "Hola, Hola Bitch Que Pasa break out the Patron & Vodka" you will dance your ass off, trust The Cody.
4. Better Than Me - Hinder
This is a very personal song to me because along with the song "What Hurts The Most" by Rascall Flatts, this song describes my relationship with the only woman I was ever IN love with. We were together for 2 years. It is a depressing song, but it is also very powerful. The Cody will admit that there has been a few times I have shed tears on this song. It's a good song, if you haven't heard it and you have a relationship in your past that still has an impact on your life. Listen to it.
3. Beautiful - Eminem
If there was ever a song made to describe how I once felt about my life, and spoke to me the most. It would be this song. This song is so important to me that I plan to get the Chorus tattooed on me very soon. There was a time in my life, I was very depressed and I just hated life all together and people would judge me, and say that I should get the fuck over it and be a man. This song kind of speaks to exactly how I was feeling, and when I would listen to it, no joke I would always feel better. "In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me, I'll be you, let's trade shoes just to see what it be like to, feel your pain, you feel mine. Go inside each other's minds, just to see what we find, look at shit through each other's eyes. Don't let em say you ain't beautiful, they can all get fucked just stay true to you"
2. East 1999 - Bone Thugs N Harmony
Bone Thugs N Harmony is my favorite rap group of all time. This is the best flowing song I have ever heard. I've been listening to this song for a VERY long time, and I am still not tired of it. I jam out to this shit every time, because the flow is just so unbelievable. I am a big fan of Rap, and I appreciate any song that has a good flow to the song. This, as I said, has the best flow I have ever heard in a rap song.
1. Lose Yourself - Eminem
My favorite song of all time. Lose Yourself. It talks about how you should take chances because opportunities may pass you by and you will never get the chance again. You have to take one shot. Another reason, I really like this song is because this is a rap song kind of with like a rock background. And I love the style and how well it was put together. Old school rap and rock fans, probably say they do not go together but first Run DMC & Aerosmith proved them wrong and now so did Eminem. This is my favorite song of all time, no joke I listen to this song ALMOST every day. It is the best song I have ever heard, from (in my opinion) one of the best MCs of all time.
10. Payback
My favorite kinds of movies are movies with a bad ass in it. Porter, played by Mel Gibson is a bad ass. Porter is a con man who pulls off a job with his friend and his wife, after they are successful his own wife turns on him and shoots him, come to find out his friend planned it all. They think he is dead but they have no idea what pitbull they woke up. But believe it or not, he does not spend the movie trying to get revenge on his wife and friend. *Spoiler Aler* they both die pretty early on in the movie than you would think. His wife overdoes on the night he returns, and he kills his friend about 30 minutes or so into the movie. But the movie is more about him wanting to get his share for the job he pulled, and he had to go through mob bosses to get it. But trust me, he got it. With the help of a hooker none the less. It is a great movie, trust me.
9. Bad Boys
You are NOT a fan of Will Smith if you have never seen Bad Boys. Bad Boys was the very first rated R movie I seen, pretty sweet huh haha. I honestly had the hots for Tea Leoni at the time I first watched it and loved watching it because of her. But this is a great action movie. I would say my favorite part in the movie is when Julie (played by Tea Leoni) gets taken by the bad guys, and Will gives chase on foot through downtown Miami, and when they are about to get away Martin Lawerence jumps on their get away car but gets thrown off and they try to run him over but at the last second Will gets him out of the way. Pretty bad ass.
8. Troy
Remember I said that I love movies with a bad ass? Achilles played by Brad Pitt, is another lethal bad ass. I am not normally a big fan of "sword fight" movies. I prefer hand to hand combat action, rather than sword to sword. But my dad suggested me the movie and when I watched it, and watched Achilles whoop everyone's ass. It became one of my favorite movies. But it is a double edged sword movie, sort of speak. I love the whole movie EXCEPT the ending. I hate the damn ending to this movie. How in the blue hell does the BADDEST man in the movie, get killed by the wimpiest guy in the movie. Fucking hoes. That pissed me off. I mean if you are going to kill him, couldn't a bad ass kill him. For real man. Still a great movie though.
7. Four Brothers
Not only do I love movies with a bad ass, but I am also a fan of the old school thug/gangster movies. Four Brothers is about four adopted brothers who come back for their mom's funeral after she was murdered in an APPARENT convenient store robbery. Turns out, the whole thing was a set up to kill the mother. But the four brother go on the hunt for who killed their mother and why. Another reason I like this movie is that Mark Wahlberg is my all time favorite actor. There is no Wahlberg film I haven't seen and this is my favorite roll he does along with Bob Lee Swagger in Shooter. I am sure most of you have seen this movie, so let's move on.
6. Taken
If you have never seen Taken, what da hale is wrong with you. Taken has one of the baddest dudes in movie history in it. "I will find you, and I will kill you" man I want that shit on a T-shirt. I am a big time action buff and as I have said many times, love a movie with a bad ass. Bryan Mills is a bad ass. His daughter gets kidnapped and he fights NEARLY a whole country to get her back. I also love movies where the main character can whoop someone's ass without a weapon. Favorite part of the movie is where he tortures the dude who kidnaps his daughter by tying his punk ass up to a chair, putting to metal rods through his legs and connects jumper cables to him and shocks his ass. Don't fuck with a man's family hoe.
5. The Crow
The Crow has been one of my favorite movies for a very long time. The story is really disturbing but also kind of bad ass. If someone murdered the one person you loved the most in your life, wouldn't you want a crow to give your ass powers to get revenge on those fuckers? Hell yeah. I am not all for the gothic look but Brandon Lee pulls it off pretty well. One of the baddest parts in the movie is when he goes after the final guy in the gang who killed his fiance', and the whole room of dudes shoots him and he just gets his ass back up like the bad ass he is haha. Sad what happened to Brandon Lee though, they definitely could of made a decent sequel to this movie had that tragedy not happened. Instead we have had to deal with horrible spin offs. Definitely one of my favorite movies of all times hands down.
4. Fast & Furious Saga
When a movie has a saga or trilogy, I consider it one movie so yes the Fast & Furious Saga is my 4th favorite movie of all time. Believe it or not, although Dom Toretto is the bad ass in the movie, he is not my favorite character. Brian O'Conner played by the late great Paul Walker, is my favorite character. In the first movie, Brian is an undercover agent playing a street racing wannabe. As the series progresses, he becomes a better driver. By the 4th installment, it becomes clear Brian is now a better driver than Dom, and Dom is just the ass kicker now. My favorite one of the series is Fast Five. Vin Diesel vs The Rock? Hell yeah. Of course that is my favorite part when they throw down. The 6th one was good, but I don't feel it lived up to what Fast Five did. But still a series of great movies.
3. The Bourne Trilogy
These last 3 are really hard to put in order. Jason Bourne is one of my favorite movie characters of all time. You are talking the bad ass of all bad asses. I am glad that changed the movies from the books because the books are just so out there, the movies are more realistic and awesome. One thing I like about Jason Bourne, you notice he can use ANYTHING as a weapon. In the first one, he uses a writing pen, 2nd one he uses a magazine, and in the 3rd one he uses a wash rag. That some bad ass shit man, I wish I could use every day house hold objects as weapons, make me less afraid of my mom, know what I'm saying? Probably not. My all time favorite part and probably one of my favorite movie fights ever, is in the 3rd movie where he takes on the assasin one on one, damn that is bad ass fight. When I die, I wanna come back as Jason Bourne, just saying.
2. The Matrix Trilogy
The Matrix Trilogy is my favorite action movie of all time. I was never into the Sci-Fi shit but when I saw this movie, I changed my mind. I will never forget my cousin suggested I should watch the first one and I am like, this is going to be boring as fuck. But then like 20 minutes into the movie I already can't turn away. I love the 2nd one Reloaded, I have never seen more action scenes in a movie than in Matrix Reloaded. I love when Neo fights away like thousands of Smiths. Although I hate that you can clearly see it is computer animated through most of the battle, but whatever bro. The Matrix Trilogy also carries my all time favorite fight scene in any movie I have ever scene. Neo vs Smith in the end of the last movie. One of the things that I like about it is that it is a very prolonged battle. Most fight scenes are like a few minutes long maybe even less, but this fight runs on for at least 10 minutes. And I think having the rain pouring as a part of the scene is absolutely genius. I think Matrix will go down as one of the most unique and awesome movies of all time. Definitely nearly my favorite movie but not quite.
1. Scarface
No matter what movie comes along, I will NEVER like any movie more than Scarface. Tony Montana is my hero lmao. Well, minus the cocaine and shit. But you get the picture, I won't lie to you. I saw this movie when I was 9 years old. And since then I kind of base my attitude on how Tony Montana was. This sounds stupid, but Scarface made me less intimidated by people in my neighborhood. And I'll be like, "I'll kill ya you cockaroach" I am just still a huge fan of this movie. I honestly could watch Scarface over and over again in one day. My favorite line in that movie is NOT the famous "Say hello to my little friend" no, I love it when he says "I tell the truth, even when I lie" thats just ingenious lol. Scarface, much like Troy has a bitter sweet ending for me. One, i love that shoot out scene at the end. He took on 100 men by himself and nearly killed them all. But of course they have that pussy ass bitch sneak up behind him and kill him. True story when I saw this movie for the first time, I through a school yard fit. I was so pissed off. I do not remember saying it but my Dad used to tell me (who I was watching it with) that I yelled at the tv (at 9 years old) and said "You stupid bitch!" when Tony gets shot. I think he made that up but IDK. I vaguely remember my tantrum. But I still hate that part. But Scarface will always be my favorite movie.
Top 10 Celebrity Crushes (Non Porn Stars):
10. Mickie James
Mickie James, Dayum. At first, I didn't really like her. But when she wrestled at Wrestlemania 22 against Trish Stratus, that out fit tho....wow. That made me a huge Mickie James fan, as you can see that body is amazing. Her face is like....eh, not bad. But she has a very nice body.
9. Stacey Farber
If you have never seen the show "Degrassi" you probably do not know who this is. And a lot of people who know about this crush are like "Why?" but I don't know something about her I find so damn attractive. And too be honest, i really do not like red heads usually. But I like her face really, she has such an adorable face and has that "closet sexiness" to her, where she is super sexy but she hides it. I like that mysterious shit bro.
8. Snow Tha Product
If you do not know The Cody, he has a HUGE weakness for the Latinas. Now like I said before, I will blog about Snow at a later time so I won't say too much. But she is damn beautiful. Nice face, nice body and definitely has that spicey Latina too her that I just....damn can't resist.
7. Emma Watson
When I saw the first Harry Potter movie, I honestly believed that Hermoine was the ugliest chick in the movie (for the record I was a little kid at the time, so no I am not a pedo dick fucks) But damn talk about a flower blossoming right? She got so damn hot. She don't have curves but she just has that sex appeal that drives you nuts. This picture of her, is my favorite picture of her ever because of how she is looking at the camera. It is so mean to me lol.
6. AJ Lee
AJ Lee is kind of a new crush I have, if I never saw her, number 10 would of probably been Jamie Lynn Spears if anyone is interested in knowing that. Anyway, AJ is one of the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life. Not much in the face too be honest, but damn what a nice body. I am not really into Asian girls but this is one Asian (she is asian right?) that I wanna take home to momma. Her attire that she wrestles in, is such a tease. Poor The Cody.
5. Miesha Tate
Miesha, Miesha oh Miesha Tate. I love brunettes, check. I love fine asses, check. I love eyes that can make u bust by looking into them, check. Lmao. Miesha is wow......I would fight her MMA fighter boyfriend for a date with this woman. Sucks she loss to Ronda again, but damn she could make a career in the movie world with her looks. Yes, I do think she is ten times hotter than Ronda Rousey, suck my dick haters. But Miesha Tate is definitely one of my ultimate crushes.
4. Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba was my number one for a VERY long time, but other women just came along as she got older but she will always have a special place in my heart. Anybody remember the show that got her, her big break Dark Angel? One of my favorite shows, only because she was so damn fine in that show. You are reading my blog, so you get the full uncensored The Cody, Jessica Alba was my first subject of masturbation way before any porn star lol. She was just, wow. I only saw the movies, The Love Guru, Honey and Awake because she was in it. They were movies that did not interest me but any chance to see her, hell yeah. Although I will admit, Honey was actually really good. the other two, eh. I give Love Guru 3 out of 10 and awake 5 out of 10. Jessica Alba will ALWAYS be one of the most beautiful women in the world to The Cody.
3. Hayden Paniettere
Just like Jessica, Hayden was once my number one too. But she didn't last as long as Jessica. She got her start as the voice of Dot in the Disney movie A Bug's Life, then I saw her in Remember The Titans and (again I was just a kid) she was a dorky looking little girl. But then I saw the movie Tiger Cruise, and was like damn she got cute, and then she got hot. And much like Alba, I only saw the movie Bring It On: All Or Nothing, Racing Stripes, and I Love You Beth Cooper, because she was in it. But my favorite role of hers was Clare Bennett on Heroes. Weekly doses of Hayden Pannettiere, hell yes I will take it.
2. Gina Carano
The story behind my crush on Gina Carano is interesting. Now I could of used the Maxim pics of her for this, but the reason I chose her "Crush" photo is because if it wasn't for American Gladiators, I would of never heard of Gina Carano or watched her fight. Here is why, back then I didn't enjoy women's MMA at all. Everytime it would come on Elite XC or Strikeforce etc. I would not watch. But then I watched American Gladiators and fell in love with the Gladiator, Crush. I would root her on against the competitors every time. I would be like, don't you hit my woman haha. One day I saw a post on Facebook about a story on Crush and I watched it and that is when I found out that she was MMA fighter Gina Carano. Ive heard the name but I never seen what she looked like. And I made sure to tune in to her next fight because she was damn beautiful. And that is how I became a fan of Women's MMA.
1. Shawn Johnson
Shawn......Holy....Wow.....Johnson. Shawn Johnson has been my ultimate crush since I was 18 years old. I saw her qualify for the Olympics and then kick ass at the Olympics. This is going to be creepy but I am honest in my blogs, I never referred to her by her name during the Olympics I would always go "that's my baby girl right there" hahaha. From what I know about her, she is kind of a goody goody but fuck it this is one girl I would give up sex for. She is just that damn beautiful too me. I said it in my last blog, no porn star, celebrity no one is higher on my list to meet than Shawn Johnson. Ill never forget the closest I got, she was doing a book signing in Lakeland, Fl. And I was ready to go meet her but there was two things I didn't like. One, you had to BUY her book to get an autograph and meet her, and they didn't allow pictures. I didn't have much money on me except for gas money and I wanted a picture with her more than an autograph. I honestly was planning to ask her for a kiss on the cheek lmao. This is a true story, my mom and Grandmother always ask me for a Birthday or Christmas list (yes even though im 23 they still do.) and no joke, the number one thing I always put on there is too meet and get a kiss on the cheek from Shawn Johnson. It's not a sexual attraction like with some of the other women on this list, I genuinely find her an awesome damn person who is perhaps (in my opinion) the most gorgeous beautiful woman walking this Earth. Yeah, The Cody said it.
Top 10 Favorite Sports Teams:
10. USF Bulls
I am a home grown boy, so I pretty much root on all my Florida teams. Especially the ones based out of Tampa like the USF Bulls. My favorite USF Bull is of course JPP.
9. Denver Broncos
Funny story of why I am a Broncos fan. I have been watching Football since I was 6. When I was kid the power house team was the Denver Broncos, now I am a kid, I don't know any better right so I jump on the band wagon of the baddest team in the NFL. And I always rooted for them and they just kind of always stayed attached to me. Shit happens. My favorite Denver Bronco, I'd say is a tie between Terrell Davis & Champ Bailey.
8. Philadelphia Eagles
I like the Eagles for one reason, and that reason is a dude I used to call "Joker" I won't say his real name out of respect for his family, which is my family in a way too. Joker was my childhood best friend, we both loved football. He was so passionate about his Eagles, he was a big McNabb fan. And he loved when his boy T.O (who I am also a huge fan of) came to Philly. In 2006, a year after the Eagles went to the Super Bowl. Joker was killed in a drive by shooting while visiting some family in "The Bluff" if you do not know what the The Bluff is, it is the most dangerous neighborhood in Atlanta, GA. As far as I know, Joker wasn't mixed up in anything bad. From what I was told, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was my boy, and since then I have been a big Eagles fan, just in memory of one of my very best friends. My favorite Philly Eagles player is a tie between players that were not there very long, T.O and Mike Vick.
7. Miami Heat
I want to make this clear, I am not one of these fake ass band wagon, Miami Heat fans that jumped on board when LeBron James came into town. I am a big Alonzo Mourning & Dwayne Wade fan, I have been a fan of theres for a long time. So I do not wanna hear your bullshit, if you do not believe me, quiz me. Same thing with the USF Bulls, just a fan of a Florida team. But Alonzo Mourning is one of the baddest meanest dudes to ever be on the court, and he is one my favorite players of all time. I didn't make a list for NBA players but if I did. Mourning would be either one or two. Can't decide between him and T-Mac.
6. UCF Knights
I am a fan of theirs because hell it is the CLOSEST team I have too me (distance wise lol) and I have a lot of friends that went there. So I just kind of became a fan by cheering with them. They are one of my favorites. You know what Dickie & IC, I do not have much to say about most of this shit, I should kill u both for making me do this. So much damn writing. Yall my boys but you're killing me.
5. Tampa Bay Lightning
Tampa team, obvious choice. Been a fan since I was 10.
4. Orlando Magic
Fuck Dwight Howard. Orlando is where I was born and grew up, clearly going to be a team of choice. Favorite player was T-Mac, also liked Shaq of course.
3. Tampa Bay Rays
Been a fan since they were the Devil Rays wasting money on a juiced up Jose Conseco. I was one of the most elated men in America, when they FINALLY got a winning season and made it to the World Series, I was sad they lost, but in all honesty I was happy that we finally after all that time, made it there. Favorite player, Evan Longoria.
2. Florida Gators
My mom is a huge Florida Gator fan, i grew up with Mom, so naturally you kind of attach yourself to a team she likes, you know what I mean. Definitely a die hard fan, I stick with them even when they suck more than a porn star after a few cocktails. Favorite player, is obvious TIM TEBOW. Also a big Percy Harvin fan too.
1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
You knew this was coming, my favorite sports team, my Bucs, my family. I love the Bucs, I grew up with them. I have watched every single game of theirs since I was 6 years old. I cried when they won the Super Bowl. Which may be the only one they ever win. I miss our Super Bowl defense man, with Lynch, Rice, McFarland, Sapp, Brooks, Barber, Jackson. They were monsters. My favorite all time moment in Tampa Bay Buccaneers history is when Ronde Barber intercepted Donovan McNabb to send the Bucs to their first Super Bowl. I will never forget that moment as long as I live. Favorite all time players, Mike Alstott.
Top 10 Favorite Football Players:
10. Ray Lewis
9. Simeon Rice
8. Derrick Brooks
7. Keyshawn Johnson
6. Chad Ochocinco
5. Tim Tebow
4. Micheal Vick
3. John Lynch
2. Terrell Owens
1. Mike Alstott
Top 10 Favorite Boxers:
10. "Sugar" Shane Mosley
Favorite Fighter: Ricardo Mayorga 2008, won by KO in the last round. Also, love when he whooped Vargas' ass not once, but twice.
9. Arturo Gatti
Favorite Fight: 1st fight with Mickey Ward 2002. Lost by Majority Decision but probably the best boxing fight in history.
8. Mickey Ward
Favorite Fight: First Fight with Gatti, 2002.
7. Mike Tyson
Favorite Fight: Clifford Etienne, Knocked the dude out in 49 seconds after coming back after nearly a year after losing to Lennox Lewis.
6. Corneilus "K9" Bundrage
Favorite Fight: Norberto Bravo, TKO Rd 7. Big fan of The Contender series and this was a fight that was on the final Contender card.
5. Roy Jones Jr.
Favorite Fight: Felix Trinidad, Won By Unanimous Decision in 2008. I love this fight because a lot of people thought Roy was on his way out an that Trinidad was the next big thing and he stomped him.
4. Sakio Bika
Favorite Fight: Dyah Davis, WON by TKO in the Final Round to become the NABF Super Middleweight Champion and the WBO Inter-Continental Super Middleweight champion.
3. Julio Ceasar Chavez Sr.
Favorite Fight: Joey Gamache 1996, won by TKO Rd 8. Reason this is my favorite fight is that this is the first boxing match I ever saw, and I watched it with my Dad. My Dad was the biggest JC Chavez fan. And that is how I became his fan.
2. Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Favorite Fight: Arturo Gatti, 2005. This is my favorite fight one, because two of my favorite fighters duking it out and two this is the very last fight I ever saw with My Dad.
1. Bernard Hopkins
Favorite Fight: Oscar De La Hoya, 2004. Won by KO in RD 9. Favorite fight because Oscar had NO BUSINESS in there with him, and people were trying to tell me other wise and that Oscar was going to light him. And look what happened. Side note, not a big De La Hoya fan.
Top 10 Favorite MMA Fighters:
10. Josh Koscheck
Favorite Fight: Anthony Johnson - UFC 106
9. Frankie Edgar
Favorite Fight: 1st Fight with BJ Penn, UFC 112.
8. Diego Sanchez
Favorite Fight: Karo Parisyan, UFC Fight Night.
7. Urijah Faber
Favorite Fight: Dominick Cruz, UFC 132
6. Ronaldo 'Jacare' Souza
Favorite Fight: Jason 'Mayhem' Miller - Dream 4
5. Vitor Belfort
Favorite Fight: Tito Ortiz, UFC 51
4. Nate Diaz
Favorite Fight: Kurt Pelligrino - UFC Fight Night
3. Chris Leben
Favorite Fight: Yoshihiro Akiyama - UFC 116
2. Nick Diaz
Favorite Fight: Tie...Robbie Lawler - UFC 47, Paul Daley - Strikeforce: Diaz vs Daley.
1. Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson
Favorite Fight: Chuck Liddell - UFC 71
Top 10 Favorite Porn Stars:
10. Reena Sky
Many people do not know Reena Sky, but I fell in love with this beautiful sexy latina when I seen my very first Reality Kings scene which was with her in it. She has a nice ass, and such a gorgeous face. This is kind of weird but I love the faces she makes in her scenes, they are a turn on. Which is one of the reasons why she is on my list.
Favorite Scene: She performs as a party girl looking to buy some Jet Skis for her friends party who is coming down for the weekend. The guy selling her the Jet Skis starts hitting on her, but she is like oh hell no. Because she has a boyfriend. But slowly but surely, the sells man offers more and more for this and that. Starts with just showing him boobs, then getting naked, then giving a hand job, then a blow job and finally he gets all he wants. I love a scene where the girl is apprehensive at first, but then gives in.
9. Katie Kox
One of the most beautiful smiles EVER! And of course, the body of a goddess. See, I am not much into "tanned" skin. The only time I am into dark skin is if you are a latina. I dig the pale skin look and Katie Kox has that, along with a set of breasts that I would pay millions of dollars to just touch one time. I prefer her in dark hair, but she is predominantly a blonde but she is too beautiful for me to really care. She is also shows appreciation to her fans on Twitter, which I respect any porn star that appreciates their fans. Their are some out their that don't and I do not watch their stuff anymore knowing that, but Katie is one that shows it.
Favorite Scene: She is a waitress and gets fucked by the last customer of the day in the backroom.
8. Charlee Chase
One of my favorite M.I.L.Fs ever. She has a great pair of breasts and a great ass, but I love her face the most. She does not even look her age, and I know it is all natural. She is so beautiful. Big Natural breasts are my favorite, other than asses. The only knock I do have on her is that I wish she would do more "Cowgirl" scenes. That is my favorite position to watch, and she does not do it a lot. But I still love her no matter what.
Favorite Scene: A couple of dudes catch Charlee's husband cheating, and they let him know he is busted and have it all on video. The guys make the husband tell Charlee that he wants to watch her have sex with someone else. She isn't for it at first, but eventually gives in and fucks one of the young guys as her husband watches in horror.
7. Sara Jay
How could Sara Jay not be one of my favorite porn stars, I mean she sucked my dick once. She has to be one of my favorites. Lol. But she was one of my favorites long before that happened. As you know, The Cody loves a nice big ass. Sara Jay has that. And knows how to move it. She has the body I typically go for, I am not all with that no meat on your bones shit. I mean I find skinnier women sexy, but you can only get me if you have curves and Sara Jay definitely has that. And she is one of my favorites to watch in my favorite "Cowgirl" position.
Favorite Scene: She plays a hot soccer mom, that has a soccer ball kicked into her yard and takes advantage of the young guy who kicked it there.
6. Kendra Lust
Kendra Lust is my favorite milf of all time. Nice breasts, nice ass, dark hair. Ohhh my. Kendra is the reason that I have a thing for older brunettes. True story, if I could be dating anyone Id want her to be in her early 30s and have dark hair. That is what I would want. Kendra Lust made me a MILFHunter hahaha.
Favorite Scene: She sleeps with a young guy, and gets busted in on by her daughter.
5. Gianna Michaels
Holy Gianna. Big white ass, big breasts, Raven style hair. Like how could i not go numb looking at Gianna. If I ever get to meet Gianna, and I mean this 1,000 percent, I am going to ask her to let me smack her ass. I just want too. Just like I said, I love big white asses and Gianna has an amazing. And she is a dirty talker in her videos, damn that really gets me off when she talks especially with the sexy voice she has.
Favorite Scene - She is set up on the blind date with a man and they end up having sex on the first date after playing a board game.
Kagney is one of those porn stars that I am not just sexually attracted too but also romantically, because she is so damn beautiful. Look at that picture, how could you not get hot over that. Even if you did not look from the waste down, she looks incredibly gorgeous. She is another one of my favorites to watch do Cow Girl. Even though she is known more for her breasts, she has a very nice tight ass that deserves attention too. I forgot this about Kendra Lust as well, but Kagney also one of the stars that show appreciation to her fans. Definitely one of the most beautiful women on the planet, so much so I made a video in Tribute to her, go check it out haha. I hope to get to meet her one day, I mean really. I also read her interview with Captain Jack, and there was a lot of stuff that I was shocked about. She lost her virginity in her freshman year of high school but was not sexually exploring until her Senior year. Could of fooled me, haha. She also says she is a very shy person in real life, and she also told an irritating story about a guy who used her for sex and didn't take her to the Prom as planned. I'll take you beautiful lol. I really love Kagney Linn for real.
Favorite Scene: She is a high school girl studying for a big test with a huge nerd in the Library, she is having trouble and offers a sexual favor to the nerd in return of helping her. It also contains one of my favorite "Cowgirl" scenes ever.
3. Carmen Valentina
Just like I said about Sara Jay, how could Carmen Valentina NOT be one of my favorite porn stars ever. She is drop dead beautiful, I mean meeting her in person makes your heart stop, her beauty is that powerful. I am not kidding. Like I mentioned about Katie Kox and Kagney Linn, she also has that pale ass that I just LOVE. My favorite thing about her, honestly? Is her smile and her laugh. I know that sounds like something you say about a woman you are interested in dating, but serious. It is really cute, and damn those eyes. When we did our failed blow job scene, she looked at me with those eyes with my dick in her mouth. Oh....My.....God. Also, I can say this honestly, she tastes so damn good. Lol. But Carmen is definitely one of my favorites even if we never met. I just have a huge school boy crush on her that I can't help.
Favorite Scene: She stands up her boyfriend for a date, but her boyfriend won't take no for an answer and comes over and takes that pussy for a ride. Also has a great cowgirl scene in it.
2. Karmen Karma
Karmen Karma is my new fixation in the porn world, she has been in the business for less than a year. But I have fallen for her, REAL FAST. I have mentioned this before in my last blog but this is for real, if God told me to make my perfect woman. I would have her have, long dark black hair. She would be covered in tattoos, she would have a nice round white ass, and she would have perky breasts. If you have seen Karmen Karma, you will see she fits that. How can you not be a fan of a woman that fits everything you want in a woman when it comes to her looks. Hell yeah. But I am also a big fan of her blow job, she can go nuts deep on dick and I think that is fucking hot as fuck. And like I said, I love the "Cowgirl" and she does it fucking bad ass, no pun intended. I think Karmen Karma is going to be the future, soon she will be the most sought after porn star in the world. Hey, it also doesn't hurt that she made a personal Vine video just for me and posted on Twitter either lol.
Favorite Scene: She is a school girl, who walks into a class room where a nerd is sitting there, they have a big test tomorrow and she hasn't studied so says she is cheating off of him. The outfit she is wearing is against school policy and he also threatens to expose her for trying to cheat. She asks what she can do to keep everything quiet and him let her cheat. So he tells her a blow job, reluctant at first, she goes after it. But the main reason I love this scene is that it has my FAVORITE "Cowgirl" scene ever, she rides the HELL out of that dick and wow. I would give anything in the world for that to be me. Lol.
1. Katie Cummings
If you know The Cody well enough, you know that this was a no brainer. I have had a thing for Katie Cummings for a very long time. Not just as a porn star, but honestly perhaps the most beautiful latina walking this Earth. She is like an angel sent from heaven. I talked about how Karmen Karma fits what I would want if I were to make my perfect woman. If I had to make a 2nd one, Katie Cummings fits that. A spanish girl with a big ass and breasts and very sexy eyes. Now, the reason she is my all time favorite is because there is something about her for years I have tried to figure out, that I just LOVE. Warning, if you do not want TMI, click away lol. But every time I "go" with one of her scenes, I NEVER last long, EVER. She gets me quick every time. Just something amazing about her that I can't understand. Like, I wish she was single, I would do whatever I had to, to be with someone like Katie Cummings. She is a sports fan (especially of the Miami Heat), she is sarcastic, she loves Pizza lol and she is just....wow.....like a freshly shined diamond. I can't explain it but she drives me crazy, in a good way and I do not think ANY one will ever take her place as my favorite porn star ever. It is my dream to meet this woman some day, to get her autograph, to own a memorabilia of hers, and to get (like Shawn Johnson) a kiss on the cheek. I can die a happy man if I was ever awarded that. My heart beats 100 bpm every time I see her, or she tweets or emails me. Every time. She will always be my favorites, I respect, admire and love the hell out of her (as a fan, I am not a creeper.) Number 1 in the heart of The Cody.
Favorite Scene - She is a bikini store owner, a couple of guys come in to pick up their order for bikinis but she had a worker just quit and has been too busy to get to them. They are for a bikini contest, and they start offering Katie to be in the contest (she would win) slowly it goes into more, like let me see u naked, so on and so forth. And she is kind of mean to them, which makes it more interesting haha. But then, one of the guys becomes the luckiest bastard on the planet and they have a little fun in the back. Damn....Katie Cummings.
Well that is going to do it, now you know me a little bit better. Kind of sort of lol. I will go back to my normal venting blogs for my next one. Until then, share this, RT it, whatever you gotta do. Have fun says........................The Cody.
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