Friday, July 27, 2012

The Cody's ABC Song

This is just a random song that I wrote at the top of my head to try and be funny and plus because I was bored. It is strictly for humorous purposes only, if you get offended by it. Let's put it this way, in the words of the great Master Yoda. Offended you are? A shit I do not give. I just like to make people laugh and that is all this meant to be, funny. So if you don't like I am sorry you don't have a sense of humor. Anyway, here you go.



A is for ASSHOLES I DEAL WITH EVERY DAY
B is for BITCH I REALLY THINK YOUR GAY
C is for CODY IS ABOUT TO BITCH SLAP YOU
D is for DUDE DO U KNOW WHAT I CAN DO
E is for EVERYONE THAT GET'S ON THE CODY'S NERVES
F is for FUCKER I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
G is for GOSH DAMN IT LET ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
H is for HOES THAT ALWAY WANNA GO BACK 2 MY PLACE
I is for IDIOTS WHO FUCKING THINK THEIR COOL
J is for JUST GO DROWN IN A BACKYARD POOL
K is for KILL THAT EVIL BITCH CASEY ANTHONY
L is for LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO THINKS SHE'S A TRANNY
M is for MOMMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
N is for NINJA I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT
O is for OH YOU THOUGHT I GAVE A DAMN
P is for PUNK ASS ABOUT TO FEEL MY BODY SLAM
Q is for QUIT SAGGING YOUR PANTS WHERE EVERYONE SEE'S YOUR ASS
R is for REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT NOT WANTING TO SEE YOUR ASS
S is for STOP TELLING ME THAT THE EASTER BUNNY & SANTA CLAUSE IS REAL
T is for THEY ARE LESS REALISTIC THAN MY FAT ASS DOING A CARTWHEEL
U is for ULTIMATELY WANTING TO POUND THE COLORADO SHOOTER INTO OBLIVION
V is for VERY LIKELY HIS PUNK ASS WILL GET ASS RAPED IN STATE PRISON
W is for WOW I CANT BELIEVE I AM MAKING UP THIS SONG
 X is for X-RAYS HAVE PROVEN THAT MY BRAIN IS WIRED WRONG
Y is for YOU MUST THINK THIS SONG SUCKS BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS
Z is for Z IS SO FUCKING POINTLESS SO LET'S END THE SONG LIKE THIS