The Cody Says 1/5/2014

Alright, so I know I said that I would only post blogs weekly but man when you have so much to say, why the hell wait.


So if you do not know the fucked up story, here it is. Last night a friend of mine, I have been friends with her for a few years now, tells me that she got kicked out of her house and she has been stuck at a Walgreens all day. So I offer her a place to stay, I use the last $20 to my name that I was going to use on groceries to put in gas so I can go pick her up. Keep in mind she lives in Tampa, I live in Davenport which is about an hour drive. Anyway, so I go and get her and bring her home. I put a small mattress in my room that I was going to sleep on, let her have my bad. Be a gentleman, plus we were not going to share because The Cody has a girlfriend and she was mad enough as it was when I told her a single woman was staying at my house. We are there for I want to say about 2 hours, she is texting the whole time and she tells me that her son just went to the hospital with MRSA from a spider bite. I had NO IDEA what the hell MRSA was but she made it sound awful. But I have no damn money, what the hell am I going to do, I have to get her home. I am asking everybody and their momma, including my momma to borrow some money to put in gas to get her home. My mother, God Bless her. Scrounges up the last little bit of money she had and let's me have it to put in gas to get her home. But I let the girl know, hey this will get us there but there is NO WAY I will be able to get back. She tells me her cousin is going to give me $20 to put in gas when I get there. So, on the way there I am reaching on the floor to grab something and being nosey like I am I caught her phone and read what she was texting to her cousin. Turns out she lied about her son, her whole plan is that she wants to get away from me. I am thinking to myself, what the hell? I do all this for you and this is how you are going to treat me. So we get back to the Walgreens where her cousin is going to pick her up, I go inside because it was an hour drive The Cody has to pee. I come back out and this hoe is GONE! She is no where to be found, The Cody was played. So my tank is on E completely, and I was stuck in Tampa for hours waiting for my boy to come give me gas money so I can get home. That is what you get for trusting people.


What people do not understand about The Cody is that I have a giant heart, I like to help people, I am the nicest person you may ever meet. It sucks that I trust people, but I always try to see the best in people. This girl is the reason why, my dream job, is my dream job. For those who do not know, my ultimate dream in life is to change this world for the better. I think this world is filled with entirely too much hate, pain and fear, I want to change that one day. I am working on going back to school to get my degree in Sociology so I can work with under privileged people. I want to take a battered and mentally abused woman by the hand, and show her that not all men are the same. I want to help a bullied child realize that life gets better, it is not over. I want to help foster kids find homes so that they know there is someone out there who will love them and take care of them. I want to open a nice warm shelter for homeless people, provide them with warm beds, three course meals, hot showers. If I can change the life of one person in need, it would mean the world to me. It sounds a little cliche but I want to become a symbol of hope for people who need hope, so that they know that this is not what life is all about. One day, I swear on the ashes of my father, I will give my heart and soul to make a difference so that the next generation of people do not have to live in a world where they have to wonder, why life is so hard to live.


Okay moving on from all that mushy stuff, I want to talk about my Tampa Bay Buccaneers a little bit. We got a new and awesome HC in Lovie Smith, which already has me excited for next season. But I think if we are going to have a playoff year next season, we need to play this draft right. Now there is argument among Bucs fans on what type of player we should go after. Some say a QB, some say a DE, some say a TE, some even say another WR. Here is The Cody's thought process when it comes to that. I say we should find a way to trade up to either grab Clowney, Manziel or Bortles. Those are the 3 main players I think if we got them, we are good. Because no doubt in my mind, where we are sitting, NONE of those players will be there by the time it gets to us. Especially Clowney. However, if the Bucs do not take my advice (they won't) then I say we take Sammy Watkins, the WR out of Clemson. Here is why. If we do not grab a 1st round caliber QB, then that means we should stick with Glennon. Glennon clearly needs improvement, what is the best way to improve a QB? Surround him with play makers. Sammy Watkins is a play maker, and a very good one. You add him to our receiving core with V-Jax and Mike Williams, Glennon's numbers improve dramatically. We are stuck with an average QB, but at least we have play makers that can turn that average QB into an above average QB. Also, with the emergence of Wright, maybe our need for TE is not as desperate as it once was. Personally, I want Clowney more than any of these players. But if we get Manziel, Bortles or Watkins. We are solid. That is just my opinion.



Last topic, I know a lot of you will find this very interesting. As you know I have a new girlfriend Talia, we will be dating for a week now come tomorrow. But we have been "involved" since the Summer. She knows about my porn past with Team BJ & my failed scene with Carmen Valentina. She has told me she wants to see me do another scene, no joke. She said just one, and it has to be with a well known porn star. Here is the problem, when it comes to porn stars, I do not get THAT lucky. I have only ever gotten blown. Sara Jay, Angelina Castro and Carmen Valentina.....just blow jobs. So I have made it my mission to find a way to make my girlfriends fantasy come true and make a SEX scene with a well known porn star. It is not going to be easy, but I will try. I think my best hope is Carmen Valentina. Carmen has done a fan fuck before, and she knows me so she probably would be more comfortable with me than anyone else. Also, I am a big fan of Lisa Sparxxx, she is like the fan fucking Queen. She probably has fucked more fans than she has actual porn stars. But she does not live in Florida, and from what I understand that for that to happen you would have to fly where she is at,at the time and someone would probably snatch her up when she comes to Florida. There is the possibility of a "Redemption" type of thing with Sara Jay, but I have been pitching her the idea forever and have gotten no where. I do have an ACTUAL friend that is a porn star BUT she is very knew. Oh side note, I do not think I have shared this story yet. I had a major crush on a girl in high school, she was a goddess to me. I even did that stupid nerdy shit and wrote her note asking her out but then threw it away because I was too shy to give it to her. A few or so months ago, she found me on Facebook and added me. We got to talking, and the subject of porn came up, I brought up my favorite company Reality Kings. And she was like, oh yeah I have shot for them a few times. I was like, come again? She tells me that she is in the porn industry now, she has done a few shoots for Reality Kings. Now I will not tell you her real name, but her porn name is Angel Cassidy. Until recently she did girl scenes for their "In The VIP" segments, but she just came out with a Cum Fiesta video with probably the most famous male on Reality Kings J-Mac. So if any of you are members or if you just want to watch a preview, check her out. She is so damn fine. I thought it was interesting that your high school crush is a porn star, and get to see her in action. Im not sayin, but Im just sayin. But she would not fit my girlfriend's criteria because she is not well known. So, I will make it my mission. To be honest, I really really want Katie Cummings or Karmen Karma, I wish there was something I can do to get them to agree to it lmao. But not likely. But that is The Cody's 2014 mission.



Okay I said that I would answer personal questions from people and give my 1,000 percent honest answer. Now here are the questions from Facebook and Twitter, and my honest answers to them.

1. Who gave better head Sara Jay or Carmen Valentina?

I love Sara to death, I really do but I said I would be 1,000 percent honest. Carmen was better hands down.

2. You say the Tampa Buccaneers are your favorite football team, why do you talk so much shit about them?

I am the Bucs' biggest fan, but I am also their biggest critic. I have been a fan of theirs since I was 6 years old and only 1 SuperBowl, try being their fan and not talk crap about them.

3. You did boxing for 10 years and ju jitsu for 3 right? Why dont u try your hand in MMA?

I did train in MMA for a couple years but I kept getting injured and realized that fighting professionally was just not for me. No joke i got injured nearly every 3 training sessions.

4. Why do u refer to yourself as "The Cody?"

Believe it or not in middle school and high school my nickname was Rampage because of my temper. But I found out about Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and i didnt want people thinking that I was copying him so I tried to come up with a new nickname and The Cody was the best I got, because I am the one and only me.

5. Why do you talk about porn so much?

Christy Canyon. When I was 12 I found my dad's porn stash and watched a movie starring Christy Canyon and at the time she was the most gorgeous sexiest woman I ever seen. I explored the world more and saw women that I just found so amazingly beautiful. Think about it, how often do you get to see your dream girl butt ass naked? Lol. I do not necessarily like porn, I just love the porn STARS. I talk about it so much because to be honest I keep hoping that they will see it and I will get more oppurtunities to meet them. Meeting Carmen Valentina was very special to me because....wow, look at her. Now if I can just meet Karmen Karma, Charlee Chase and ESPECIALLY Katie Cummings. Id be set. So it is kind of a....reverse psychology type of thing lets leave it at that.

6. Can u tell us more about your sister with Leukemia?

Her name is Cashmere-Saughnassie, yes that is her actual first name. She is 7 years old. We found out about it back in October, on my mom's birthday. Some present right? Me and her are very close, she tells me about everything in her life and she always wants me to share things with her. Like she is dying to meet my girlfriend Talia. She doesn't like playing with younger girls, she prefers the teenagers or the adults so when she found out I had a girlfriend she flipped her lid lol. I love her with all my heart and she is such a warrior and I am SO VERY proud of her. She loves Disney Princesses especially Sleeping Beauty & Sophia (Who the hell is Sophia?) She is an amazing little girl and I am proud to call her my sister.

7. How did you come up with your Babu character from your Youtube videos?

True story. I got the idea from the former ECW wrestler Sabu. The boxers on my head was actually my 10 year old brother's idea. The voice I have done in my every day life as a joke for a long time. The deadly wrapping paper, I came up with my first video of Babu on the fly. If you go back and watch the video, when I pull out the wrapping paper, that pretty much is when I came up with it. Believe it or not I improvise most of my videos. Lately, I have started to do it by script but I am starting to think I should go back to just improvising.

8. What is something that you want to do the most that does not involve sports or porn?

Sky Dive. If you consider it a sport you are a re re. I am an adrenaline junkie, death, pain, heights shit like that do not scare me. If it looks fun, I wanna do it. Sky Dive is something I have wanted to do since I was 10 or 11. But the reason I haven't done it yet is because on your first jump, you have to have an instructor strapped to your back and that is just homosexual and I do not wanna swing of that slide of the plate. But eventually, I will suck it up and do it anyway.

9. Have you ever tried to get into TV or Movies?

Like act? I audtioned for one (non reality) Tv show before but as you know I didn't get the part. I don't know if anyone remembers the very short lived show, The Mullets. It was about these brothers with mullets who were big fans of Pro Wrestling and I love Pro Wrestling myself so I auditioned for a part. I was 13 at the time, I do NOT remember what part I audtioned for but I was so nervous I bombed and didn't get the part. Other than that, I do not think i would make it in the show biz world to be honest but who knows maybe one day I will give it another shot.

10. We know about all the porn stars you like, are there any you hate but sometimes watch their stuff anyway?

Yes. There is ONE porn star that I do kind of hate, but I am not going to say her name. And I do still watch her here and there. But I do hate her, if you follow me on Twitter you may remember this and know who I am talking about. But I posted a blog that she was not happy with and seen and told me off. The thing was that the blog did not hate on her AT ALL or say anything bad about her, I made a joke that she didn't take as a joke and told me off for the world to see on Twitter and made me feel shitty. So yeah I hate her, but if you do not pay attention you won't know her name. There is also another one, who i am a HUGE fan of but I am little kind of upset because, I bought her a gift and she never even said thank you Katie Cummings and Carmen Valentina both told me thank you and sent me stuff as a Thank you. She never even did that or anything, and it did kind of bother me. So out of spite, I do not watch her as much as I used too.



I had about 14 or so people ask me questions, these were the 10 best. Hell I may do this every time, so get me your questions and I will answer them. All honest, even if it is not something I want to admit. Well that is going to do it for me, hope you enjoy reading. Share this with who ever you want, give me a ton of views haha. I love you guys, see you later. Says......The Cody.