Tuesday, August 7, 2012
It's Here
Just a real quick post letting you know that the video for my Team Bj Redemption Parody is finally posted. I know I said it be a week but I wanted to get it done while the ideas where fresh. It is not my best work but I gave it a try with what I had to work with. I hope you guys enjoy it, share it on Twitter or Facebook or wherever. Speaking of Twitter, if your not already follow me @TheCody_Says thanks guys for reading and here is the link to the video http://youtu.be/D0cmmNc0v6k
Monday, August 6, 2012
Redemption Parody
Hey what's up guys. I usually post my blogs about a week apart but I figured I have something to talk about so why not write it down. The aftermath of Team Bj has finally settled down, which I am very happy about. It was real hard to read some of the things that people had to say about me, Sara Jay, and Angelina Castro. I expected negative feed back (especially from the ones who were jealous they weren't there) but nothing that brutal. I remember being retarded enough to spend time in a forum defending some of the things they were saying about them, because I felt it was my obligation as a man who has met them in person to do so. They were so sweet to me and I loved meeting them and wasn't going to sit there and not stand up for them. But it was like talking to a white supremacist into going to a Ludacris concert. They were just people who had no lives and just enjoy the drama so I was done with it.
As I have said things have calmed down and now that they have I have been thinking of some ideas and might put them into action pretty soon. If you do not know, about a year ago I used to do a small time Youtube show called Random Cody. It was basically me doing the most randomly random things I can think of with no shame of consequence. Some of the episodes have included peeing on camera, a sock puppet show, a white boy rap about the 2012 apocalypse, lip syncin Lady Gaga & Adam Lambert songs. But the one that has received the most attention is my final episode where I did a 3 Characters episode where I dressed up as 3 characters to see who I should permanently become as apart of Youtube. My first character was called Babu, I basically wore boxers in my head and spoke in a weird accent and said that wrapping paper is deadly. 2nd character was me dressed in a Jigsaw mask speaking in a Elmo like voice, with a drinking problem. Last but not least was me dressed in a woman's wig talking with an asian/ghetto accent. Wow. Anyway, It did not get a lot of views so I decided to stop doing the shows. But since my 'Team Bj Experience' post people have saw my Youtube shows and have asked for the return of Babu.
Well I have been thinking. See there is NOTHING in the world that I want most right now is to meet Sara Jay again and get a little bit of redemption from Team Bj. Because as you saw in the previous post I did not perform up to my usual standards despite a huge effort from Sara Jay. I have kind of hinted to Sara on Twitter a few times that if she ever was willing to have a "Team Bj Redemption" clip for her site that I'd gladly go through the entire process again for another chance lol. But there has not been a response. So I have come up with a plan. I have decided that I will make a Random Cody episode featuring Babu in a parody to try to get redemption from Sara Jay. Now I do not think that this video will get me the nod from Sara that I so desperately want but I think with the details I have been working out it will be a very funny and I am sure the fans maybe even Sara Jay will enjoy it. Without revealing too much the idea is to be my character Babu and make a whole bunch of failed attempts to contact Sara Jay and ask her the big question. Now your probably wondering "Why am I going to be the Babu character instead of myself being that I was the one that participated in Team Bj?" Simple. 1st of all, I do not think it would be very funny if it was just me. I tend to have my more hilarious moments as a character than myself, go figure right. 2nd one of my other regrets when meeting Sara & Angelina is that I was very shy and just not myself. I found out from someone that Angelina met up again with one of my fellow Team Bj com padres and she did a "Fuck A Fan" with him for her site. This made me INCREDIBLY jealous and upset. But then I realized the dude was real funny and very open about everything, where I was shy and quiet and didnt perform. So this "redemption" thing I am on is not just about getting another BJ from Sara, it is also about showing the real me and hopefully never being forgotten.
It will take a little effort to make the video so give me a week or two and I will have it posted up and I hope it is received very well. Again it is just supposed to be funny, I do not expect that Sara Jay will see it and say "Im in" or anything. It is just supposed to be a good feeling funny video, thats it. Angelina Castro found her favorite fan at Team Bj, maybe I am just hoping Sara Jay finds hers in me. Thanks for reading guys.
As I have said things have calmed down and now that they have I have been thinking of some ideas and might put them into action pretty soon. If you do not know, about a year ago I used to do a small time Youtube show called Random Cody. It was basically me doing the most randomly random things I can think of with no shame of consequence. Some of the episodes have included peeing on camera, a sock puppet show, a white boy rap about the 2012 apocalypse, lip syncin Lady Gaga & Adam Lambert songs. But the one that has received the most attention is my final episode where I did a 3 Characters episode where I dressed up as 3 characters to see who I should permanently become as apart of Youtube. My first character was called Babu, I basically wore boxers in my head and spoke in a weird accent and said that wrapping paper is deadly. 2nd character was me dressed in a Jigsaw mask speaking in a Elmo like voice, with a drinking problem. Last but not least was me dressed in a woman's wig talking with an asian/ghetto accent. Wow. Anyway, It did not get a lot of views so I decided to stop doing the shows. But since my 'Team Bj Experience' post people have saw my Youtube shows and have asked for the return of Babu.
Well I have been thinking. See there is NOTHING in the world that I want most right now is to meet Sara Jay again and get a little bit of redemption from Team Bj. Because as you saw in the previous post I did not perform up to my usual standards despite a huge effort from Sara Jay. I have kind of hinted to Sara on Twitter a few times that if she ever was willing to have a "Team Bj Redemption" clip for her site that I'd gladly go through the entire process again for another chance lol. But there has not been a response. So I have come up with a plan. I have decided that I will make a Random Cody episode featuring Babu in a parody to try to get redemption from Sara Jay. Now I do not think that this video will get me the nod from Sara that I so desperately want but I think with the details I have been working out it will be a very funny and I am sure the fans maybe even Sara Jay will enjoy it. Without revealing too much the idea is to be my character Babu and make a whole bunch of failed attempts to contact Sara Jay and ask her the big question. Now your probably wondering "Why am I going to be the Babu character instead of myself being that I was the one that participated in Team Bj?" Simple. 1st of all, I do not think it would be very funny if it was just me. I tend to have my more hilarious moments as a character than myself, go figure right. 2nd one of my other regrets when meeting Sara & Angelina is that I was very shy and just not myself. I found out from someone that Angelina met up again with one of my fellow Team Bj com padres and she did a "Fuck A Fan" with him for her site. This made me INCREDIBLY jealous and upset. But then I realized the dude was real funny and very open about everything, where I was shy and quiet and didnt perform. So this "redemption" thing I am on is not just about getting another BJ from Sara, it is also about showing the real me and hopefully never being forgotten.
It will take a little effort to make the video so give me a week or two and I will have it posted up and I hope it is received very well. Again it is just supposed to be funny, I do not expect that Sara Jay will see it and say "Im in" or anything. It is just supposed to be a good feeling funny video, thats it. Angelina Castro found her favorite fan at Team Bj, maybe I am just hoping Sara Jay finds hers in me. Thanks for reading guys.
Friday, August 3, 2012
My Team BJ Experience
This is a shortened less pathetic version of the one I posted before. I had to redo this because if you read the blog below, some keyboard warriors had some very interesting things to say. And to be honest they were right, the version I posted was pathetic and like a chapter book online so this is the shortened version.
If you don't know what Team BJ is, it was basically a pledge that porn stars Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made if a certain team from a certain organazation (not suing me Mr you know who you are) won their championship. Well they did, and Sara Jay & Angelina Castro were ready to make good on their promise. At first I did not really believe they would do it, but the more the season progressed and even after they won; They seemed pretty serious and I was ready and willing to meet and get the experience of my life with two of my favorite porn stars.
The drive to Miami Beach was a real killer. I live in Polk County so it is a 4 hour drive from here to Miami, what the hell are you supposed to do in a car by yourself for 4 hours lol. But the drive was worth the surprise, so I did not care much. When I got there my heart was beating 1 million beats a minute and I was really really nervous. Then I walked through the doors and the very first person I see is Sara Jay, and I was blushing so badly I could of been Elmo. She was dressed in a very sexy outfit and I instantly went from completely nervous, to completely excited. Then Angelina Castro came out in an even more revealing out fit, and I was trying to stare and be obvious lol but what else are you supposed to do, it's Angelina Castro.
There were another adult film stars there as well. Sam 38G, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina. Now I have to admit, I have a HUGE thing for Carmen Valentina so seeing her there was sort of really hard lol. It is hard to explain but Carmen's body just does things to me and I was a little glad that she was not dressed like Sara Jay & Angelina Castro. See because you know your going to get to do stuff with Jay & Castro so it makes it a little easier too look, but Carmen wasn't apart of it so it would be hard to be that close to someone I have really admired for a while now and not just blurt out "I love you Carmen, be apart of Team Bj too" haha. I do not have like a porn star crush on Carmen Valentina I have a real school boy one like you have for a girl you would like to date. Damn, didn't I say I would make this less pathetic? Oops.
The first part was pretty easy, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina took us on the balcony and did behind the scenes interviews with us. My interview was a very shy one, because Carmen Valentina was there. Again, it was really hard not to just confess that I wish she was joining in. But it was nice to lose my on camera virginity (well professional camera virginity) Ms Marshae was really cool and made talking about what was about to happen a lot easier. It was like talking to one of your friends. But one thing I did not expect was, as we were getting ready to start the BJ party was they wanted us to do a bunch of "acting". Like I have kept saying, I was very shy so it was really hard for me to want to do that stuff. I have a feeling I made some of the producers or cameraman mad because the moment I got in front of the camera, I was in a hurry to get from out in front of it lol.
Now on to the fun part. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro put us in order and we would continue to rotate, until we eventually nutted. I can not tell you how awesome I felt to hear that news because I was really worried it would be like only 1 minute long or something, but when I seen how many guys showed up; I realized that maybe they would be longer but when Sara confirmed it was until we nut. I was ready to go. I drew Sara Jay first, and that feeling. WOW. If anyone thinks a porn star BJ is like a regular "from your girlfriend" BJ you are so so wrong. Everything started out awesome and I started to think to myself, "I wonder if this will be the fastest nut Sara Jay ever got" but the bad happened. Sara Jay gave me a really nice deep throat, and did a trick with her tongue I never felt before. I got really weak in the knees and it buckled, and from that point I was in a lot of pain. So basically the rest of the BJ was "Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww" I was thankful that Sara asked if I wanted to take a break because I was hurting.
Basically, It was down hill from there. Because then I got a glimpse of a comment made about my penis size and that made me incredibly self conscious and it made me feel incredibly embarrassed. Also, Sara Jay ended up giving another guy a little "extra" and i was really jealous then just started to focus on how bad I hope she will give me the same thing if I got it up. Angelina Castro ended up giving me a shot, but even though at first I felt a rhythm it was the same old story so I did as they say in the adult film world and ended up "tapping out". I was disappointed but in all honesty, I loved just getting to meet them so I really did not feel as bad as most people would of felt. Even though, when Carmen Valentina called me back from a after the BJ interview I realized that all this happened in front of one of my ultimate crushes. So I was like, son of a bitch.
All in all it was really a great experience. Getting filmed is no joke, there are a lot of guys out there who watch porn and say I can do that let me have sex with a beautiful woman on camera. The pressure of being filmed is what separates the pros from the amateurs. I give major props to EVERYONE who can perform like that with a bunch of people staring at you and filming you. I may not of nutted but I would still drive that same 4 hours and do it all over again even if I knew all that would happen to me. Meeting Sara Jay, who is one of my top 5 favorite adult film stars of all time and Angelina Castro who I can never stop watching; Is so worth every second of it. I honestly would of did all this if it was Team High Five lol. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made it so much easier on all of us they treated us like we were people they knew for a long time, never made us feel bad never showed frustration for those of us who couldn't perform. Sara especially, the fact she gave me a hug and even a small kiss on the neck before I left. Wow I would of drove 4 hours just for that, how can you be sad when you have Sara Jay's body pressed up against you lol. I also wish that I would of at least asked Carmen Valentina for a hug goodbye but I was too shy and thought she would say no. I will say this though, I hope I can get some redemption one day. Because I keep thinking if Sara Jay would of thrown me on a bed and be like "If you get that dick hard I will fuck you right now" even if she was just talking dirty haha I would of gotten hard no problem. All in all, I loved meeting them I got a free DVD and I wouldn't trade this experience for anything even if I knew that there would be keyboard warriors out there trolling about me. I would do it again, in a heart beat.
If you don't know what Team BJ is, it was basically a pledge that porn stars Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made if a certain team from a certain organazation (not suing me Mr you know who you are) won their championship. Well they did, and Sara Jay & Angelina Castro were ready to make good on their promise. At first I did not really believe they would do it, but the more the season progressed and even after they won; They seemed pretty serious and I was ready and willing to meet and get the experience of my life with two of my favorite porn stars.
The drive to Miami Beach was a real killer. I live in Polk County so it is a 4 hour drive from here to Miami, what the hell are you supposed to do in a car by yourself for 4 hours lol. But the drive was worth the surprise, so I did not care much. When I got there my heart was beating 1 million beats a minute and I was really really nervous. Then I walked through the doors and the very first person I see is Sara Jay, and I was blushing so badly I could of been Elmo. She was dressed in a very sexy outfit and I instantly went from completely nervous, to completely excited. Then Angelina Castro came out in an even more revealing out fit, and I was trying to stare and be obvious lol but what else are you supposed to do, it's Angelina Castro.
There were another adult film stars there as well. Sam 38G, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina. Now I have to admit, I have a HUGE thing for Carmen Valentina so seeing her there was sort of really hard lol. It is hard to explain but Carmen's body just does things to me and I was a little glad that she was not dressed like Sara Jay & Angelina Castro. See because you know your going to get to do stuff with Jay & Castro so it makes it a little easier too look, but Carmen wasn't apart of it so it would be hard to be that close to someone I have really admired for a while now and not just blurt out "I love you Carmen, be apart of Team Bj too" haha. I do not have like a porn star crush on Carmen Valentina I have a real school boy one like you have for a girl you would like to date. Damn, didn't I say I would make this less pathetic? Oops.
The first part was pretty easy, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina took us on the balcony and did behind the scenes interviews with us. My interview was a very shy one, because Carmen Valentina was there. Again, it was really hard not to just confess that I wish she was joining in. But it was nice to lose my on camera virginity (well professional camera virginity) Ms Marshae was really cool and made talking about what was about to happen a lot easier. It was like talking to one of your friends. But one thing I did not expect was, as we were getting ready to start the BJ party was they wanted us to do a bunch of "acting". Like I have kept saying, I was very shy so it was really hard for me to want to do that stuff. I have a feeling I made some of the producers or cameraman mad because the moment I got in front of the camera, I was in a hurry to get from out in front of it lol.
Now on to the fun part. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro put us in order and we would continue to rotate, until we eventually nutted. I can not tell you how awesome I felt to hear that news because I was really worried it would be like only 1 minute long or something, but when I seen how many guys showed up; I realized that maybe they would be longer but when Sara confirmed it was until we nut. I was ready to go. I drew Sara Jay first, and that feeling. WOW. If anyone thinks a porn star BJ is like a regular "from your girlfriend" BJ you are so so wrong. Everything started out awesome and I started to think to myself, "I wonder if this will be the fastest nut Sara Jay ever got" but the bad happened. Sara Jay gave me a really nice deep throat, and did a trick with her tongue I never felt before. I got really weak in the knees and it buckled, and from that point I was in a lot of pain. So basically the rest of the BJ was "Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww" I was thankful that Sara asked if I wanted to take a break because I was hurting.
Basically, It was down hill from there. Because then I got a glimpse of a comment made about my penis size and that made me incredibly self conscious and it made me feel incredibly embarrassed. Also, Sara Jay ended up giving another guy a little "extra" and i was really jealous then just started to focus on how bad I hope she will give me the same thing if I got it up. Angelina Castro ended up giving me a shot, but even though at first I felt a rhythm it was the same old story so I did as they say in the adult film world and ended up "tapping out". I was disappointed but in all honesty, I loved just getting to meet them so I really did not feel as bad as most people would of felt. Even though, when Carmen Valentina called me back from a after the BJ interview I realized that all this happened in front of one of my ultimate crushes. So I was like, son of a bitch.
All in all it was really a great experience. Getting filmed is no joke, there are a lot of guys out there who watch porn and say I can do that let me have sex with a beautiful woman on camera. The pressure of being filmed is what separates the pros from the amateurs. I give major props to EVERYONE who can perform like that with a bunch of people staring at you and filming you. I may not of nutted but I would still drive that same 4 hours and do it all over again even if I knew all that would happen to me. Meeting Sara Jay, who is one of my top 5 favorite adult film stars of all time and Angelina Castro who I can never stop watching; Is so worth every second of it. I honestly would of did all this if it was Team High Five lol. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made it so much easier on all of us they treated us like we were people they knew for a long time, never made us feel bad never showed frustration for those of us who couldn't perform. Sara especially, the fact she gave me a hug and even a small kiss on the neck before I left. Wow I would of drove 4 hours just for that, how can you be sad when you have Sara Jay's body pressed up against you lol. I also wish that I would of at least asked Carmen Valentina for a hug goodbye but I was too shy and thought she would say no. I will say this though, I hope I can get some redemption one day. Because I keep thinking if Sara Jay would of thrown me on a bed and be like "If you get that dick hard I will fuck you right now" even if she was just talking dirty haha I would of gotten hard no problem. All in all, I loved meeting them I got a free DVD and I wouldn't trade this experience for anything even if I knew that there would be keyboard warriors out there trolling about me. I would do it again, in a heart beat.
Dayum!
My last blog post has currently, 1541 page views and counting. But it is not a good thing I have seen that this chat board http://boards.4chan.org/sp/res/23902878 had some awesome things to say about my blog, psshh and me. So I am probably going to take down the blog because, I do not mind that I look like...well let's just call it what it is. Pathetic. But I do not want to get any negativity going toward Sara Jay & Angelina Castro because of me so get your fill now because it is coming down. For those who have called me all those, wonderful names. It is cool, I like everybody so that is all on yall man. I do not have Autism I am just retarded haha. I do not have speech impairment, I just do not give a fuck about the correct way to say things. It makes it more funny right. And you guys are looking at the wrong videos, what about my Random Cody videos? You want to see how really bad I can get? I have a video of me in a women's wig! And with BOXERS on my head. You guys can come up with some good insults for that right? Okay why you do that, I will just bask in the glory of getting my dick sucked by Sara Jay & Angelina Castro and you guys can just continue to dream about it. Cool? Take care guys.
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