Hey what's up, long time no see. Well for those who only read this blog and not my Porn blog lol. People were asking about it, so here I am to give the people what they want. Got a few things to talk about and I will answer some non porn related questions at the end of the blog. So let's get to it.
Well, a lot of people surprisingly have been asking me about when I am going to do another Babu video. If you follow me on Twitter, I have been working on a big video for Babu called "Babu Gets A Job" it is kind of a parody of all my job experiences. The script I came up with though would require me to for the first time ever, have other actors. But I don't want random people, it would have to be people I am comfortable acting a fool in front of lol. But since it is taking so long, I have worked on some smaller not as funny scripts but I did my best. The only problem now is that I have to get my camera to work. I used to use a HD video camera, but I can't find a charger to it, so I resorted to just using a plain web cam, which I used for my music video. But now it hasn't been working, but I am working on it. And as soon as I get it working, I will be posting Babu videos as periodically as possible. I won't give away any of the scripts, you will just have to wait and see for yourself. Although I will admit, I did write a script the other night and I think it will be pretty good. I'll explain.
See I follow a girl on twitter, and out of respect for her, I won't give her name or Twitter handle. But she is SOOOOOOO beautiful, her tweets kind of make you scratch your head sometimes, but all in all she is good people. According to her, her boyfriend, and her friend she has an INCREDIBLE "crafted from the God's" ass. Okay, call The Cody a prevert (yes prevert, pervert sounds so wrong) but I want to see this legendary ass they speak of. I don't mean bare, or in panties, maybe in yoga pants or something I don't know lol. Now you can imagine, her boyfriend is not to happy about me wanting to see this but he too is a fan of the Babu videos, so I told her friend to pass on a message. If I get to see this 'legendary' ass then I will create a Babu video dedicated to this ass. Of course, I would change her name if she so wishes. So that is the script I wrote the other night, Babu & Peebo see the greatest ass they have ever seen and they go on a "ass hunt" to see who owns it. And I was laughing my ass off writing it, so it would be very interesting. So that is one script I written, now whether or not that video ever comes to light, is up to them. I really do not care either way, I respect her and her boyfriend believe it or not, this is all just in good fun. My ex fiance had a "God crafted" ass herself, and with her permission of course, I'd show people if they asked. But I am just an open minded guy, hell if you have read my blogs, I have admitted I would let my girlfriend do porn if that was her dream. That is just me. But I consider them both my friends (as far as I know) so I wouldn't want to piss them off or hurt their feelings, but you got to admit.....it be fun lol.
Well in other news, I have been getting some heat lately. See last week, I tweeted that I truly believe the Tampa Bay Rays were going to have a terrible year. They would probably be last or 2nd to last in the AL East. So, I have not watched as many games this year as of yet, as I did last year. See Baseball is different from football. In football, you watch 16 games out of the year, so it is easy when you are a true fan to kind of go out on your shield and watch every game. But with baseball. There is ten times that amount, why sit through 162 games if your team is bombing? Call me a fair weather fan all you want but when the Rays first came around, remember how bad they were. I stuck with them then, and look we finally got to the promise land. But only won one game. And since then if I am not mistaken, we have been knocked out of the wild card round, each and every time we have returned to the playoffs. Eventually it is like, why bother? Soon our best pitcher will be gone, and this year we have already lost our second best pitcher (in my opinion) in Matt Moore. Also, we are without Cobb. And our offense really do not produce runs like they did in past seasons. Evan Longoria is really our only crowned jewel, why he decided to sign an extension with us is beyond me. But I am glad he did. You have to realize, that not a lot of great hitters or pitchers are going to want to sign with us because to most players it is all about money. You think Pujols, Hamilton, Cano, Fielder or any of those great hitters even CONSIDERED signing with us when they were free agents? I highly doubt it. We are not a big market team, we can't always get lucky like we have in the past by finding hidden gems in the draft. That method won't work forever, as you can see. And when you sign guys like Balfour, Escobar, Bell and resign Sean Rodriguez, you're asking to suck. When the Tampa Bay Rays become the Orlando Rays, then maybe we can get somewhere and sign big talent and one day, maybe one day we can finally capture that first World Series title. I am a huge Rays fan, I really am, I have followed them forever. But I am speaking as a realist and a sports fan, The Rays will not win a title for a very very long time.
My final topic, is about Keyboard Warriors. Guys that for no reason and all, talk shit to celebrities or other people on Twitter for no reason. For example, when people tweet an opinion and then some Keyboard Warrior berates them for their opinion. Someone I follow on Twitter was very vocal over her hatred of UFC Light-Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones, she didn't tweet anybody she was just tweeting. And some random loser decides to berate her for that opinion. Saying "You're mad because Jon Jones wouldn't fuck you" People who just randomly do that, obviously have no life. I have a rule, if you wouldn't say it to their face, don't say it to them over the internet, it just shows that you are a giant pussy. Anything I have ever said to anyone, I would say to their face. I am The Cody, you know me, I will tell you how it is no matter the consequence. George Lopez tweeted a picture that insinuated that Mexicans are hard workers and White people are lazy, I took high offense to this. I hate when racism is tweeted for me to see. I could of told George off, told him what I think of his opinion, but it is his Twitter, he has every right to tweet what he wants. So, I just unfollowed him. Simple as that. Why the take the time out of your day to call someone a faggot because they like the Tampa Bay Bucs (just an example). Listen, if people do this to you, just remember The Cody says this.....those guys are probably just a bunch of lonely pathetic monkey balls suckers that masturbate to anime porn in their mom's basement while dreaming of fucking the Pink Power Ranger and falling in love with female World of Warcraft characters. They always have their finger up their ass and don't know what pussy taste like. So, just ignore it. They are not worth your time.
Now let's get to some questions that I have left unanswered for a while. Sorry guys, I promise I will EVENTUALLY get to all your questions.
1. I saw that your a wwe fan my question is do u think that John Cena will turn heel?
Yes. It is inevitable, the whole "fan vote" last week will be the catalyst to his heel turn. He has been a face since late 2003, I think Rob Van Dam is the only other superstar who has been a face that long. But he has been a gone a lot. So, I think a Cena turn is warranted. Also, I believe that they want a Austin/Rock type feud between him and Daniel Bryan, and there is no way Cena could stay face through a rivalry with Bryan. So, yes he will turn some time this year.
2. Have you ever considered being a sports writer?
Yes, however I do not believe that any one is looking for a uncensored opinion on the Sports world for their columns. I would never write something that I didn't believe. Like, Seattle may of won the Super Bowl but I do not believe they were the best team that year. And a lot of things played into their favor in that game, but see I wouldn't be aloud to say that for like ESPN or someone, I would have to write what they think and not what I think. I could never do that.
3. If you created a movie about your life what would you call it, what would be some of the key scenes in the movie and who would you cast as you?
Wow. I love this question. Let's see, well to be honest if I were to really make a movie about me, it would be just titled "Cody" pretty much. Key scenes would probably be when I was training in boxing for self defense, being raped at 13, my dad passing away, the good times n bad times with the girl I was with for 2 years, my Team BJ & Carmen Valentina experience (of course), and my engagement. I mean there would be more but those would be scenes that I would not allow to be kept out of a movie about me. Who I would cast, well I guess if your saying I should make a movie right now I guess it be someone my age. And I am an ugly bastard so I wouldn't want him to look like me lmao. I know he is a bit older than me but in all honesty, I would cast Hayden Christansen. I know that is a weird selection, but that is who I would pick.
4. Do you hope to achieve fame from your YouTube videos?
No. I have no interest in any kind of fame, really. See, I only do the videos now because for reasons I do not understand people enjoy them. And I am a people pleaser lol. To be honest, I did them in the beginning for my amusement. See back in the VHS camcorder days, I used to record myself doing random ass shit. Nothing scripted, just total improv. And they were HILARIOUS, too me any way. In all honesty, my home videos are the funniest videos I have ever done, even more funny than the stuff I do now. Trust me, if I knew how to get them from the VHS tape to the internet. I would post them. But that was the main reason I started, just to amuse myself. So, I don't really seek fame from them but I do appreciate all those who take the time out to watch them.
5. What was your April Fool's Day prank?
This shows me how old some of these messages are. Well, as you can imagine The Cody is a huge prankster. This year, I kept it simple though. I told my mom that I got a girl pregnant that she absolutely with a passion hates. She flipped her top, and even told me I was on my own because she said she wasn't doing anything and I quote "for that bitch". Lol. I kept it pretty simple this year really, last year I did the "cracked screen on the lap top" prank. My mom didn't like that much either. See my mom is gullible so I mostly only ever prank her.
Well that is going to do it for this blog, I would answer more questions but something has come up while I was writing this and I have to go so next time I will try to answer more. Hope you enjoyed what The Cody Says.
