Friday, January 10, 2014

The Cody Says: Top 10 Edition


 Hey it's Friday, so it is time for another blog. I do not have much to talk about once again so just like the last blog this is going to be a special edition. It is going to be top 10 lists of my favorite shit. Movies, Music, Boxers, MMA Fighters, Sports Team, The hottest women and you know I got to throw the porn stars in there lmao. I want to make a quick note that I THINK I did something like this before but the lists have changed, especially the porn star list. To be honest, that whole countdown was super fake. Meaning, I put people in places they shouldn't of been, I was only sucking up to the ones that responded to me on Twitter. The list you will see here tonight, is FOR REAL no sugar coating. Give you more insight on The Cody. Also, I want to also wish my little sister Cashmere well. She woke up this morning with a 101 temperature, so that is why I can't do the Youtube video tomorrow. But she gets better, I will have it out. Alright, enough with the bull shit, let's roll. 



Top 10 Favorite Songs:

10. Crazy - Gorilla Zoe


Gorilla Zoe is not a mainstream rapper, but he has some good shit. Crazy is my favorite song by him. "Crazy as a fool" go listen to it right now, bet you sing that shit all day. I could do with out the Gucci Mane part though, his part in the beginning sucks. It is like it doesn't go with the rest of the song. But if you skip that part. The song is boss bro.

9. Cleanin Out My Closet - Eminem


Eminem is my favorite music artist, so prepare to see him often on this list. I like Cleanin Out My Closet because some of my favorite songs by him is when he tells a story about his life. And this was a pretty interesting story about his dad leaving, how his mom will NEVER meet his daughter Hayley. Shit like that. My favorite verse is the very last verse of the song, he really rips the shit and lays into his mom at the end. I can't listen to this song around my momma though, she would ask me "You like this song so much, you hate me too" such a drama queen. Haha love you mom.

8. The Catalyst - Linkin Park


This is going to be weird to say about a song, but I only REALLY like this song because of the beginning. The rest of the song I really do not care for. But the background music and the lyrics in the beginning, are really awesome. "God save us everyone, When we burn inside the fires of a thousand suns, For the sins of our hand, the sins of our tongue The sins of our father, the sins of our young" is my favorite part of the song and for some reason very powerful to me. Can't explain it. But yeah, you would think it wouldn't be this high being that I only like the first minute or so of the song but hey too each their own I guess.

7. Fett's Vette - MC Chris


Unless you know MC Chris or ever watched "Dave & Miri Make A Porno" then you probably won't know this song. But it is pretty good. MC Chris has a weird ass voice, but it actually makes the song pretty good. And the whole song is about Boba Fett from Star Wars. It has a good flow to it, so I suggest you check it out if you have never heard it.

6. Not Afraid - Eminem


I like to call this the "Eminem: Reborn" song, this was the first song he came out with since he became clean and since he left his old "fuck you" style behind. I am more of a fan of the Eminem of old, than the one now a days. But this is a REALLY good song. It speaks to those who struggle and can't find a way out, and Eminem lets you know, if he can do it, you can too. The chorus really makes this song, I still have it as my main ringtone haha.

5. Hola - Snow Tha Product


I plan to blog about Snow Tha Product at a later time so I won't say much. But all I will say is if you do not know who she is, go to Youtube and check out this song and you will be impressed. "Hola, Hola Bitch Que Pasa break out the Patron & Vodka" you will dance your ass off, trust The Cody.

4. Better Than Me - Hinder


This is a very personal song to me because along with the song "What Hurts The Most" by Rascall Flatts, this song describes my relationship with the only woman I was ever IN love with. We were together for 2 years. It is a depressing song, but it is also very powerful. The Cody will admit that there has been a few times I have shed tears on this song. It's a good song, if you haven't heard it and you have a relationship in your past that still has an impact on your life. Listen to it.

3. Beautiful - Eminem


If there was ever a song made to describe how I once felt about my life, and spoke to me the most. It would be this song. This song is so important to me that I plan to get the Chorus tattooed on me very soon. There was a time in my life, I was very depressed and I just hated life all together and people would judge me, and say that I should get the fuck over it and be a man. This song kind of speaks to exactly how I was feeling, and when I would listen to it, no joke I would always feel better. "In my shoes, just to see, what it's like to be me, I'll be you, let's trade shoes just to see what it be like to, feel your pain, you feel mine. Go inside each other's minds, just to see what we find, look at shit through each other's eyes. Don't let em say you ain't beautiful, they can all get fucked just stay true to you"

2. East 1999 - Bone Thugs N Harmony


Bone Thugs N Harmony is my favorite rap group of all time. This is the best flowing song I have ever heard. I've been listening to this song for a VERY long time, and I am still not tired of it. I jam out to this shit every time, because the flow is just so unbelievable. I am a big fan of Rap, and I appreciate any song that has a good flow to the song. This, as I said, has the best flow I have ever heard in a rap song.

1. Lose Yourself - Eminem


My favorite song of all time. Lose Yourself. It talks about how you should take chances because opportunities may pass you by and you will never get the chance again. You have to take one shot. Another reason, I really like this song is because this is a rap song kind of with like a rock background. And I love the style and how well it was put together. Old school rap and rock fans, probably say they do not go together but first Run DMC & Aerosmith proved them wrong and now so did Eminem. This is my favorite song of all time, no joke I listen to this song ALMOST every day. It is the best song I have ever heard, from (in my opinion) one of the best MCs of all time.










Top Favorite Movies:

10. Payback


My favorite kinds of movies are movies with a bad ass in it. Porter, played by Mel Gibson is a bad ass. Porter is a con man who pulls off a job with his friend and his wife, after they are successful his own wife turns on him and shoots him, come to find out his friend planned it all. They think he is dead but they have no idea what pitbull they woke up. But believe it or not, he does not spend the movie trying to get revenge on his wife and friend. *Spoiler Aler* they both die pretty early on in the movie than you would think. His wife overdoes on the night he returns, and he kills his friend about 30 minutes or so into the movie. But the movie is more about him wanting to get his share for the job he pulled, and he had to go through mob bosses to get it. But trust me, he got it. With the help of a hooker none the less. It is a great movie, trust me.

9. Bad Boys


You are NOT a fan of Will Smith if you have never seen Bad Boys. Bad Boys was the very first rated R movie I seen, pretty sweet huh haha. I honestly had the hots for Tea Leoni at the time I first watched it and loved watching it because of her. But this is a great action movie. I would say my favorite part in the movie is when Julie (played by Tea Leoni) gets taken by the bad guys, and Will gives chase on foot through downtown Miami, and when they are about to get away Martin Lawerence jumps on their get away car but gets thrown off and they try to run him over but at the last second Will gets him out of the way. Pretty bad ass.

8. Troy


Remember I said that I love movies with a bad ass? Achilles played by Brad Pitt, is another lethal bad ass. I am not normally a big fan of "sword fight" movies. I prefer hand to hand combat action, rather than sword to sword. But my dad suggested me the movie and when I watched it, and watched Achilles whoop everyone's ass. It became one of my favorite movies. But it is a double edged sword movie, sort of speak. I love the whole movie EXCEPT the ending. I hate the damn ending to this movie. How in the blue hell does the BADDEST man in the movie, get killed by the wimpiest guy in the movie. Fucking hoes. That pissed me off. I mean if you are going to kill him, couldn't a bad ass kill him. For real man. Still a great movie though.

7. Four Brothers


Not only do I love movies with a bad ass, but I am also a fan of the old school thug/gangster movies. Four Brothers is about four adopted brothers who come back for their mom's funeral after she was murdered in an APPARENT convenient store robbery. Turns out, the whole thing was a set up to kill the mother. But the four brother go on the hunt for who killed their mother and why. Another reason I like this movie is that Mark Wahlberg is my all time favorite actor. There is no Wahlberg film I haven't seen and this is my favorite roll he does along with Bob Lee Swagger in Shooter. I am sure most of you have seen this movie, so let's move on.

6. Taken


If you have never seen Taken, what da hale is wrong with you. Taken has one of the baddest dudes in movie history in it. "I will find you, and I will kill you" man I want that shit on a T-shirt. I am a big time action buff and as I have said many times, love a movie with a bad ass. Bryan Mills is a bad ass. His daughter gets kidnapped and he fights NEARLY a whole country to get her back. I also love movies where the main character can whoop someone's ass without a weapon. Favorite part of the movie is where he tortures the dude who kidnaps his daughter by tying his punk ass up to a chair, putting to metal rods through his legs and connects jumper cables to him and shocks his ass. Don't fuck with a man's family hoe.

5. The Crow


The Crow has been one of my favorite movies for a very long time. The story is really disturbing but also kind of bad ass. If someone murdered the one person you loved the most in your life, wouldn't you want a crow to give your ass powers to get revenge on those fuckers? Hell yeah. I am not all for the gothic look but Brandon Lee pulls it off pretty well. One of the baddest parts in the movie is when he goes after the final guy in the gang who killed his fiance', and the whole room of dudes shoots him and he just gets his ass back up like the bad ass he is haha. Sad what happened to Brandon Lee though, they definitely could of made a decent sequel to this movie had that tragedy not happened. Instead we have had to deal with horrible spin offs. Definitely one of my favorite movies of all times hands down.

4. Fast & Furious Saga


When a movie has a saga or trilogy, I consider it one movie so yes the Fast & Furious Saga is my 4th favorite movie of all time. Believe it or not, although Dom Toretto is the bad ass in the movie, he is not my favorite character. Brian O'Conner played by the late great Paul Walker, is my favorite character. In the first movie, Brian is an undercover agent playing a street racing wannabe. As the series progresses, he becomes a better driver. By the 4th installment, it becomes clear Brian is now a better driver than Dom, and Dom is just the ass kicker now. My favorite one of the series is Fast Five. Vin Diesel vs The Rock? Hell yeah. Of course that is my favorite part when they throw down. The 6th one was good, but I don't feel it lived up to what Fast Five did. But still a series of great movies.

3. The Bourne Trilogy


These last 3 are really hard to put in order. Jason Bourne is one of my favorite movie characters of all time. You are talking the bad ass of all bad asses. I am glad that changed the movies from the books because the books are just so out there, the movies are more realistic and awesome. One thing I like about Jason Bourne, you notice he can use ANYTHING as a weapon. In the first one, he uses a writing pen, 2nd one he uses a magazine, and in the 3rd one he uses a wash rag. That some bad ass shit man, I wish I could use every day house hold objects as weapons, make me less afraid of my mom, know what I'm saying? Probably not. My all time favorite part and probably one of my favorite movie fights ever, is in the 3rd movie where he takes on the assasin one on one, damn that is bad ass fight. When I die, I wanna come back as Jason Bourne, just saying.

2. The Matrix Trilogy


The Matrix Trilogy is my favorite action movie of all time. I was never into the Sci-Fi shit but when I saw this movie, I changed my mind. I will never forget my cousin suggested I should watch the first one and I am like, this is going to be boring as fuck. But then like 20 minutes into the movie I already can't turn away. I love the 2nd one Reloaded, I have never seen more action scenes in a movie than in Matrix Reloaded. I love when Neo fights away like thousands of Smiths. Although I hate that you can clearly see it is computer animated through most of the battle, but whatever bro. The Matrix Trilogy also carries my all time favorite fight scene in any movie I have ever scene. Neo vs Smith in the end of the last movie. One of the things that I like about it is that it is a very prolonged battle. Most fight scenes are like a few minutes long maybe even less, but this fight runs on for at least 10 minutes. And I think having the rain pouring as a part of the scene is absolutely genius. I think Matrix will go down as one of the most unique and awesome movies of all time. Definitely nearly my favorite movie but not quite.

1. Scarface


No matter what movie comes along, I will NEVER like any movie more than Scarface. Tony Montana is my hero lmao. Well, minus the cocaine and shit. But you get the picture, I won't lie to you. I saw this movie when I was 9 years old. And since then I kind of base my attitude on how Tony Montana was. This sounds stupid, but Scarface made me less intimidated by people in my neighborhood. And I'll be like, "I'll kill ya you cockaroach" I am just still a huge fan of this movie. I honestly could watch Scarface over and over again in one day. My favorite line in that movie is NOT the famous "Say hello to my little friend" no, I love it when he says "I tell the truth, even when I lie" thats just ingenious lol. Scarface, much like Troy has a bitter sweet ending for me. One, i love that shoot out scene at the end. He took on 100 men by himself and nearly killed them all. But of course they have that pussy ass bitch sneak up behind him and kill him. True story when I saw this movie for the first time, I through a school yard fit. I was so pissed off. I do not remember saying it but my Dad used to tell me (who I was watching it with) that I yelled at the tv (at 9 years old) and said "You stupid bitch!" when Tony gets shot. I think he made that up but IDK. I vaguely remember my tantrum. But I still hate that part. But Scarface will always be my favorite movie.




Top 10 Celebrity Crushes (Non Porn Stars):

10. Mickie James


Mickie James, Dayum. At first, I didn't really like her. But when she wrestled at Wrestlemania 22 against Trish Stratus, that out fit tho....wow. That made me a huge Mickie James fan, as you can see that body is amazing. Her face is like....eh, not bad. But she has a very nice body.

9. Stacey Farber


If you have never seen the show "Degrassi" you probably do not know who this is. And a lot of people who know about this crush are like "Why?" but I don't know something about her I find so damn attractive. And too be honest, i really do not like red heads usually. But I like her face really, she has such an adorable face and has that "closet sexiness" to her, where she is super sexy but she hides it. I like that mysterious shit bro.

8. Snow Tha Product


If you do not know The Cody, he has a HUGE weakness for the Latinas. Now like I said before, I will blog about Snow at a later time so I won't say too much. But she is damn beautiful. Nice face, nice body and definitely has that spicey Latina too her that I just....damn can't resist.

7. Emma Watson


When I saw the first Harry Potter movie, I honestly believed that Hermoine was the ugliest chick in the movie (for the record I was a little kid at the time, so no I am not a pedo dick fucks) But damn talk about a flower blossoming right? She got so damn hot. She don't have curves but she just has that sex appeal that drives you nuts. This picture of her, is my favorite picture of her ever because of how she is looking at the camera. It is so mean to me lol.

6. AJ Lee


AJ Lee is kind of a new crush I have, if I never saw her, number 10 would of probably been Jamie Lynn Spears if anyone is interested in knowing that. Anyway, AJ is one of the sexiest women I have ever seen in my life. Not much in the face too be honest, but damn what a nice body. I am not really into Asian girls but this is one Asian (she is asian right?) that I wanna take home to momma. Her attire that she wrestles in, is such a tease. Poor The Cody.

5. Miesha Tate
Miesha, Miesha oh Miesha Tate. I love brunettes, check. I love fine asses, check. I love eyes that can make u bust by looking into them, check. Lmao. Miesha is wow......I would fight her MMA fighter boyfriend for a date with this woman. Sucks she loss to Ronda again, but damn she could make a career in the movie world with her looks. Yes, I do think she is ten times hotter than Ronda Rousey, suck my dick haters. But Miesha Tate is definitely one of my ultimate crushes.


4. Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba was my number one for a VERY long time, but other women just came along as she got older but she will always have a special place in my heart. Anybody remember the show that got her, her big break Dark Angel? One of my favorite shows, only because she was so damn fine in that show. You are reading my blog, so you get the full uncensored The Cody, Jessica Alba was my first subject of masturbation way before any porn star lol. She was just, wow. I only saw the movies, The Love Guru, Honey and Awake because she was in it. They were movies that did not interest me but any chance to see her, hell yeah. Although I will admit, Honey was actually really good. the other two, eh. I give Love Guru 3 out of 10 and awake 5 out of 10. Jessica Alba will ALWAYS be one of the most beautiful women in the world to The Cody.

3. Hayden Paniettere 


Just like Jessica, Hayden was once my number one too. But she didn't last as long as Jessica. She got her start as the voice of Dot in the Disney movie A Bug's Life, then I saw her in Remember The Titans and (again I was just a kid) she was a dorky looking little girl. But then I saw the movie Tiger Cruise, and was like damn she got cute, and then she got hot. And much like Alba, I only saw the movie Bring It On: All Or Nothing, Racing Stripes, and I Love You Beth Cooper, because she was in it. But my favorite role of hers was Clare Bennett on Heroes. Weekly doses of Hayden Pannettiere, hell yes I will take it.

2. Gina Carano


The story behind my crush on Gina Carano is interesting. Now I could of used the Maxim pics of her for this, but the reason I chose her "Crush" photo is because if it wasn't for American Gladiators, I would of never heard of Gina Carano or watched her fight. Here is why, back then I didn't enjoy women's MMA at all. Everytime it would come on Elite XC or Strikeforce etc. I would not watch. But then I watched American Gladiators and fell in love with the Gladiator, Crush. I would root her on against the competitors every time. I would be like, don't you hit my woman haha. One day I saw a post on Facebook about a story on Crush and I watched it and that is when I found out that she was MMA fighter Gina Carano. Ive heard the name but I never seen what she looked like. And I made sure to tune in to her next fight because she was damn beautiful. And that is how I became a fan of Women's MMA.

1. Shawn Johnson


Shawn......Holy....Wow.....Johnson. Shawn Johnson has been my ultimate crush since I was 18 years old. I saw her qualify for the Olympics and then kick ass at the Olympics. This is going to be creepy but I am honest in my blogs, I never referred to her by her name during the Olympics I would always go "that's my baby girl right there" hahaha. From what I know about her, she is kind of a goody goody but fuck it this is one girl I would give up sex for. She is just that damn beautiful too me. I said it in my last blog, no porn star, celebrity no one is higher on my list to meet than Shawn Johnson. Ill never forget the closest I got, she was doing a book signing in Lakeland, Fl. And I was ready to go meet her but there was two things I didn't like. One, you had to BUY her book to get an autograph and meet her, and they didn't allow pictures. I didn't have much money on me except for gas money and I wanted a picture with her more than an autograph. I honestly was planning to ask her for a kiss on the cheek lmao. This is a true story, my mom and Grandmother always ask me for a Birthday or Christmas list (yes even though im 23 they still do.) and no joke, the number one thing I always put on there is too meet and get a kiss on the cheek from Shawn Johnson. It's not a sexual attraction like with some of the other women on this list, I genuinely find her an awesome damn person who is perhaps (in my opinion) the most gorgeous beautiful woman walking this Earth. Yeah, The Cody said it.




Top 10 Favorite Sports Teams:

10. USF Bulls


I am a home grown boy, so I pretty much root on all my Florida teams. Especially the ones based out of Tampa like the USF Bulls. My favorite USF Bull is of course JPP.

9. Denver Broncos


Funny story of why I am a Broncos fan. I have been watching Football since I was 6. When I was kid the power house team was the Denver Broncos, now I am a kid, I don't know any better right so I jump on the band wagon of the baddest team in the NFL. And I always rooted for them and they just kind of always stayed attached to me. Shit happens. My favorite Denver Bronco, I'd say is a tie between Terrell Davis & Champ Bailey.

8. Philadelphia Eagles


I like the Eagles for one reason, and that reason is a dude I used to call "Joker" I won't say his real name out of respect for his family, which is my family in a way too. Joker was my childhood best friend, we both loved football. He was so passionate about his Eagles, he was a big McNabb fan. And he loved when his boy T.O (who I am also a huge fan of) came to Philly. In 2006, a year after the Eagles went to the Super Bowl. Joker was killed in a drive by shooting while visiting some family in "The Bluff" if you do not know what the The Bluff is, it is the most dangerous neighborhood in Atlanta, GA. As far as I know, Joker wasn't mixed up in anything bad. From what I was told, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was my boy, and since then I have been a big Eagles fan, just in memory of one of my very best friends. My favorite Philly Eagles player is a tie between players that were not there very long, T.O and Mike Vick.

7. Miami Heat


I want to make this clear, I am not one of these fake ass band wagon, Miami Heat fans that jumped on board when LeBron James came into town. I am a big Alonzo Mourning & Dwayne Wade fan, I have been a fan of theres for a long time. So I do not wanna hear your bullshit, if you do not believe me, quiz me. Same thing with the USF Bulls, just a fan of a Florida team. But Alonzo Mourning is one of the baddest meanest dudes to ever be on the court, and he is one my favorite players of all time. I didn't make a list for NBA players but if I did. Mourning would be either one or two. Can't decide between him and T-Mac.

6. UCF Knights


I am a fan of theirs because hell it is the CLOSEST team I have too me (distance wise lol) and I have a lot of friends that went there. So I just kind of became a fan by cheering with them. They are one of my favorites. You know what Dickie & IC, I do not have much to say about most of this shit, I should kill u both for making me do this. So much damn writing. Yall my boys but you're killing me.

5. Tampa Bay Lightning

Tampa team, obvious choice. Been a fan since I was 10.

4. Orlando Magic


Fuck Dwight Howard. Orlando is where I was born and grew up, clearly going to be a team of choice. Favorite player was T-Mac, also liked Shaq of course.

3. Tampa Bay Rays


Been a fan since they were the Devil Rays wasting money on a juiced up Jose Conseco. I was one of the most elated men in America, when they FINALLY got a winning season and made it to the World Series, I was sad they lost, but in all honesty I was happy that we finally after all that time, made it there. Favorite player, Evan Longoria.

2. Florida Gators


My mom is a huge Florida Gator fan, i grew up with Mom, so naturally you kind of attach yourself to a team she likes, you know what I mean. Definitely a die hard fan, I stick with them even when they suck more than a porn star after a few cocktails. Favorite player, is obvious TIM TEBOW. Also a big Percy Harvin fan too.

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers


You knew this was coming, my favorite sports team, my Bucs, my family. I love the Bucs, I grew up with them. I have watched every single game of theirs since I was 6 years old. I cried when they won the Super Bowl. Which may be the only one they ever win. I miss our Super Bowl defense man, with Lynch, Rice, McFarland, Sapp, Brooks, Barber, Jackson. They were monsters. My favorite all time moment in Tampa Bay Buccaneers history is when Ronde Barber intercepted Donovan McNabb to send the Bucs to their first Super Bowl. I will never forget that moment as long as I live. Favorite all time players, Mike Alstott.





Top 10 Favorite Football Players:

10. Ray Lewis



9. Simeon Rice



8. Derrick Brooks



7. Keyshawn Johnson



6. Chad Ochocinco



5. Tim Tebow



4. Micheal Vick



3. John Lynch



2. Terrell Owens



1. Mike Alstott







Top 10 Favorite Boxers:

10. "Sugar" Shane Mosley 


Favorite Fighter: Ricardo Mayorga 2008, won by KO in the last round. Also, love when he whooped Vargas' ass not once, but twice.

9. Arturo Gatti


Favorite Fight: 1st fight with Mickey Ward 2002. Lost by Majority Decision but probably the best boxing fight in history.

8. Mickey Ward


Favorite Fight: First Fight with Gatti, 2002.

7. Mike Tyson


Favorite Fight: Clifford Etienne, Knocked the dude out in 49 seconds after coming back after nearly a year after losing to Lennox Lewis.

6. Corneilus "K9" Bundrage


Favorite Fight: Norberto Bravo, TKO Rd 7. Big fan of The Contender series and this was a fight that was on the final Contender card.

5. Roy Jones Jr. 


Favorite Fight: Felix Trinidad, Won By Unanimous Decision in 2008. I love this fight because a lot of people thought Roy was on his way out an that Trinidad was the next big thing and he stomped him.

4. Sakio Bika


Favorite Fight: Dyah Davis, WON by TKO in the Final Round to become the NABF Super Middleweight Champion and the WBO Inter-Continental Super Middleweight champion.

3. Julio Ceasar Chavez Sr. 


Favorite Fight: Joey Gamache 1996, won by TKO Rd 8. Reason this is my favorite fight is that this is the first boxing match I ever saw, and I watched it with my Dad. My Dad was the biggest JC Chavez fan. And that is how I became his fan.

2. Floyd Mayweather Jr. 


Favorite Fight: Arturo Gatti, 2005. This is my favorite fight one, because two of my favorite fighters duking it out and two this is the very last fight I ever saw with My Dad.

1. Bernard Hopkins

Favorite Fight: Oscar De La Hoya, 2004. Won by KO in RD 9. Favorite fight because Oscar had NO BUSINESS in there with him, and people were trying to tell me other wise and that Oscar was going to light him. And look what happened. Side note, not a big De La Hoya fan.





Top 10 Favorite MMA Fighters:

10. Josh Koscheck


Favorite Fight: Anthony Johnson - UFC 106

9. Frankie Edgar


Favorite Fight: 1st Fight with BJ Penn, UFC 112.

8. Diego Sanchez


Favorite Fight: Karo Parisyan, UFC Fight Night.

7. Urijah Faber


Favorite Fight: Dominick Cruz, UFC 132

6. Ronaldo 'Jacare' Souza


Favorite Fight: Jason 'Mayhem' Miller - Dream 4

5. Vitor Belfort


Favorite Fight: Tito Ortiz, UFC 51

4. Nate Diaz


Favorite Fight: Kurt Pelligrino - UFC Fight Night

3. Chris Leben


Favorite Fight: Yoshihiro Akiyama - UFC 116

2. Nick Diaz


Favorite Fight: Tie...Robbie Lawler - UFC 47, Paul Daley - Strikeforce: Diaz vs Daley.

1. Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson


Favorite Fight: Chuck Liddell - UFC 71




Top 10 Favorite Porn Stars:

10. Reena Sky


Many people do not know Reena Sky, but I fell in love with this beautiful sexy latina when I seen my very first Reality Kings scene which was with her in it. She has a nice ass, and such a gorgeous face. This is kind of weird but I love the faces she makes in her scenes, they are a turn on. Which is one of the reasons why she is on my list. 

Favorite Scene: She performs as a party girl looking to buy some Jet Skis for her friends party who is coming down for the weekend. The guy selling her the Jet Skis starts hitting on her, but she is like oh hell no. Because she has a boyfriend. But slowly but surely, the sells man offers more and more for this and that. Starts with just showing him boobs, then getting naked, then giving a hand job, then a blow job and finally he gets all he wants. I love a scene where the girl is apprehensive at first, but then gives in.

9. Katie Kox


One of the most beautiful smiles EVER! And of course, the body of a goddess. See, I am not much into "tanned" skin. The only time I am into dark skin is if you are a latina. I dig the pale skin look and Katie Kox has that, along with a set of breasts that I would pay millions of dollars to just touch one time. I prefer her in dark hair, but she is predominantly a blonde but she is too beautiful for me to really care. She is also shows appreciation to her fans on Twitter, which I respect any porn star that appreciates their fans. Their are some out their that don't and I do not watch their stuff anymore knowing that, but Katie is one that shows it. 

 Favorite Scene: She is a waitress and gets fucked by the last customer of the day in the backroom. 

8. Charlee Chase


One of my favorite M.I.L.Fs ever. She has a great pair of breasts and a great ass, but I love her face the most. She does not even look her age, and I know it is all natural. She is so beautiful. Big Natural breasts are my favorite, other than asses. The only knock I do have on her is that I wish she would do more "Cowgirl" scenes. That is my favorite position to watch, and she does not do it a lot. But I still love her no matter what. 

Favorite Scene: A couple of dudes catch Charlee's husband cheating, and they let him know he is busted and have it all on video. The guys make the husband tell Charlee that he wants to watch her have sex with someone else. She isn't for it at first, but eventually gives in and fucks one of the young guys as her husband watches in horror.

7. Sara Jay


How could Sara Jay not be one of my favorite porn stars, I mean she sucked my dick once. She has to be one of my favorites. Lol. But she was one of my favorites long before that happened. As you know, The Cody loves a nice big ass. Sara Jay has that. And knows how to move it. She has the body I typically go for, I am not all with that no meat on your bones shit. I mean I find skinnier women sexy, but you can only get me if you have curves and Sara Jay definitely has that. And she is one of my favorites to watch in my favorite "Cowgirl" position.

Favorite Scene: She plays a hot soccer mom, that has a soccer ball kicked into her yard and takes advantage of the young guy who kicked it there.

6. Kendra Lust


Kendra Lust is my favorite milf of all time. Nice breasts, nice ass, dark hair. Ohhh my. Kendra is the reason that I have a thing for older brunettes. True story, if I could be dating anyone Id want her to be in her early 30s and have dark hair. That is what I would want. Kendra Lust made me a MILFHunter hahaha. 

Favorite Scene: She sleeps with a young guy, and gets busted in on by her daughter.

5. Gianna Michaels 


Holy Gianna. Big white ass, big breasts, Raven style hair. Like how could i not go numb looking at Gianna. If I ever get to meet Gianna, and I mean this 1,000 percent, I am going to ask her to let me smack her ass. I just want too. Just like I said, I love big white asses and Gianna has an amazing. And she is a dirty talker in her videos, damn that really gets me off when she talks especially with the sexy voice she has. 

Favorite Scene - She is set up on the blind date with a man and they end up having sex on the first date after playing a board game.


4. Kagney Linn Karter


Kagney is one of those porn stars that I am not just sexually attracted too but also romantically, because she is so damn beautiful. Look at that picture, how could you not get hot over that. Even if you did not look from the waste down, she looks incredibly gorgeous. She is another one of my favorites to watch do Cow Girl. Even though she is known more for her breasts, she has a very nice tight ass that deserves attention too. I forgot this about Kendra Lust as well, but Kagney also one of the stars that show appreciation to her fans. Definitely one of the most beautiful women on the planet, so much so I made a video in Tribute to her, go check it out haha. I hope to get to meet her one day, I mean really. I also read her interview with Captain Jack, and there was a lot of stuff that I was shocked about. She lost her virginity in her freshman year of high school but was not sexually exploring until her Senior year. Could of fooled me, haha. She also says she is a very shy person in real life, and she also told an irritating story about a guy who used her for sex and didn't take her to the Prom as planned. I'll take you beautiful lol. I really love Kagney Linn for real. 

Favorite Scene: She is a high school girl studying for a big test with a huge nerd in the Library, she is having trouble and offers a sexual favor to the nerd in return of helping her. It also contains one of my favorite "Cowgirl" scenes ever.

3. Carmen Valentina


Just like I said about Sara Jay, how could Carmen Valentina NOT be one of my favorite porn stars ever. She is drop dead beautiful, I mean meeting her in person makes your heart stop, her beauty is that powerful. I am not kidding. Like I mentioned about Katie Kox and Kagney Linn, she also has that pale ass that I just LOVE. My favorite thing about her, honestly? Is her smile and her laugh. I know that sounds like something you say about a woman you are interested in dating, but serious. It is really cute, and damn those eyes. When we did our failed blow job scene, she looked at me with those eyes with my dick in her mouth. Oh....My.....God. Also, I can say this honestly, she tastes so damn good. Lol. But Carmen is definitely one of my favorites even if we never met. I just have a huge school boy crush on her that I can't help. 

Favorite Scene: She stands up her boyfriend for a date, but her boyfriend won't take no for an answer and comes over and takes that pussy for a ride. Also has a great cowgirl scene in it.

2. Karmen Karma


Karmen Karma is my new fixation in the porn world, she has been in the business for less than a year. But I have fallen for her, REAL FAST. I have mentioned this before in my last blog but this is for real, if God told me to make my perfect woman. I would have her have, long dark black hair. She would be covered in tattoos, she would have a nice round white ass, and she would have perky breasts. If you have seen Karmen Karma, you will see she fits that. How can you not be a fan of a woman that fits everything you want in a woman when it comes to her looks. Hell yeah. But I am also a big fan of her blow job, she can go nuts deep on dick and I think that is fucking hot as fuck. And like I said, I love the "Cowgirl" and she does it fucking bad ass, no pun intended. I think Karmen Karma is going to be the future, soon she will be the most sought after porn star in the world. Hey, it also doesn't hurt that she made a personal Vine video just for me and posted on Twitter either lol. 

Favorite Scene: She is a school girl, who walks into a class room where a nerd is sitting there, they have a big test tomorrow and she hasn't studied so says she is cheating off of him. The outfit she is wearing is against school policy and he also threatens to expose her for trying to cheat. She asks what she can do to keep everything quiet and him let her cheat. So he tells her a blow job, reluctant at first, she goes after it. But the main reason I love this scene is that it has my FAVORITE "Cowgirl" scene ever, she rides the HELL out of that dick and wow. I would give anything in the world for that to be me. Lol.

1. Katie Cummings



If you know The Cody well enough, you know that this was a no brainer. I have had a thing for Katie Cummings for a very long time. Not just as a porn star, but honestly perhaps the most beautiful latina walking this Earth. She is like an angel sent from heaven. I talked about how Karmen Karma fits what I would want if I were to make my perfect woman. If I had to make a 2nd one, Katie Cummings fits that. A spanish girl with a big ass and breasts and very sexy eyes. Now, the reason she is my all time favorite is because there is something about her for years I have tried to figure out, that I just LOVE. Warning, if you do not want TMI, click away lol. But every time I "go" with one of her scenes, I NEVER last long, EVER. She gets me quick every time. Just something amazing about her that I can't understand. Like, I wish she was single, I would do whatever I had to, to be with someone like Katie Cummings. She is a sports fan (especially of the Miami Heat), she is sarcastic, she loves Pizza lol and she is just....wow.....like a freshly shined diamond. I can't explain it but she drives me crazy, in a good way and I do not think ANY one will ever take her place as my favorite porn star ever. It is my dream to meet this woman some day, to get her autograph, to own a memorabilia of hers, and to get (like Shawn Johnson) a kiss on the cheek. I can die a happy man if I was ever awarded that. My heart beats 100 bpm every time I see her, or she tweets or emails me. Every time. She will always be my favorites, I respect, admire and love the hell out of her (as a fan, I am not a creeper.) Number 1 in the heart of The Cody. 


Favorite Scene - She is a bikini store owner, a couple of guys come in to pick up their order for bikinis but she had a worker just quit and has been too busy to get to them. They are for a bikini contest, and they start offering Katie to be in the contest (she would win) slowly it goes into more, like let me see u naked, so on and so forth. And she is kind of mean to them, which makes it more interesting haha. But then, one of the guys becomes the luckiest bastard on the planet and they have a little fun in the back. Damn....Katie Cummings. 





Well that is going to do it, now you know me a little bit better. Kind of sort of lol. I will go back to my normal venting blogs for my next one. Until then, share this, RT it, whatever you gotta do. Have fun says........................The Cody.


Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Cody Says 1/8/2014

This is a special questions only version of my blog, copy and pasted questions from Facebook and Twitter and answered 100% honest by me. So instead of talking more, let's get to it.



1. You said you would be honest so tell us honestly, have you ever gotten your ass kicked?

I can't answer that man I got a rep to protect, no I'm kidding. Of course I have, when I was younger I was the fat white kid growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood so I was always getting my ass kicked. Which is why my Dad taught me boxing, but I am being honest about this since I completed my boxing training I haven't gotten my ass kicked. Although since I was 16 I have only been in maybe 4 physical altercations so dah whatever.

2. Who do you honestly think is the hottest woman in the world that is not a porn star?

Shawn Johnson, Olympic Gold Medalist Gymnast. Hands down. Ugh man, that girl is so beautiful. If I had to choice between meeting her or one of my favorite porn stars, I would choose Shawn Johnson hands down.

3. What is the worst thing to ever happen to you?

Just one? Wow man umm. Take your pick, finding out my little sister had cancer, unwillingly losing my virginity at 13, the only woman I was ever in love with left me for a married man after 2 years together. I would have to say the worst though, when my Dad commited suicide. It has made the biggest impact on my life, good and bad.

4. Do you have any "closet" interests you don't like to tell people about?

Lol. I have so many. I am into this drama high school show Degrassi, I watch DragonBall Z and Naruto, I actually enjoy some romantic movies such as The Notebook, A Walk to Remember and Titanic. I am not afraid to admit anything because any body makes fun of me, you'll find out what your dick tastes like. Just sayin.

5. What is the worst mistake you ever made?

Thats a hard one. I would say when I slept with a good friend of mine's mom. She was 35, I was 18. I was at my friend's party, she was a chaperone more or less. She had been drinking. I went to the upstairs bathroom and ran into her, we started talking. I was complimenting her alot because she was so fine for her age, and she had such a nice ass and Im an ass man. And just like in the movies, she made a move on me. And we had sex. I said I would be honest, I didn't last very long it only lasted a minute or two because an experienced woman with a big ass, on top of you, when you are (at the time) not that experienced....DAYUM! Couldn't hold it. But yeah I lost my friend because of that, and I have not seen them since that day.

6. Do you have any big secrets that not a lot of people know that you wouldn't mind sharing?

Not really. Too be honest the biggest secret in my life is the fact that I was in porn, that is only from my family. When I say family, I mean NO ONE related to me knows about it. That honestly is my biggest secret and you all know about it lol.

7. I noticed that u like Katie Cummings, Karmen Karma & Carmen Valentina the most right? If u had to pick one to marry n spend the rest of your life with, one that u can spend the rest of your life with but could NEVER have sex with them and one that you can have a one night stand with but never see again. Which one would be which?

Wow that is a crazy ass question, i like it. Man that is so damn hard. Well the first one is easy, if I had to choose one to marry (whom I am assuming I can sleep with right?) it would be Katie Cummings. Hands down. I mean Karma Karma fits everything I would want in a woman looks wise, but I still to this day can not explain it but Katie just does something to me that I just can't shake haha. The other two are hard. Hmm. Well I would say that the person I would choose to spend my life with and not be able to have sex with would be Carmen Valentina. Only because Ive met Carmen in person and we actually have a lot in common, so I think we would get along with each other without sex. Not that Carmen Valetina isn't but Karmen Karma is just WAY too fine and sexy, I couldn't help it so I would choose to have the one night stand with her. I'd have to feel that woman at least once. That was an awesome question bro, u put some thought into that one.

8. Who is ur favorite Twitter follower?

Besides any of the porn stars? Lol. Umm, that is a hard question too. @ton_luv13 and @jazzyfresh421 have to be the MOST beautiful women (that aren't famous) I have ever seen in my damn life so they are definitely up there. I have buddy relationships with @webcommenter and @SRQman89. But if I had to pick my FAVORITE, I would say @D_flower_power. She is beautiful, loves football and MMA, a little crazy at times haha. We disagree on a lot of MMA fighters like Velesquez, Weidman and Rousey but I would say she is definitely my favorite. Sorry to others, I promised to be honest haha.

9. You like sports alot who is your favorite athlete?

I am big fans of MMA fighters Nick Diaz & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. My favorite basketball players is Dwayne Wade, baseball player Evan Longoria. Some of my favorite Football players, Terrell Owens, Mike Vick (yea I said it), Chad Ochocino, but my all time favorite athlete of any sport of anyone. Mike Alstott former FB for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

10. We know u have done professional porn but have u ever done home made porn lol?

Oh wow, getting kind of personal aren't we. Yes I do have home made stuff on my lap top. Truth is 80% of my partners in my life were very good friends, and we made it fun. I am not going to say how many or who they were with but yes I have a quite a few sex tapes haha.

11. Whats the most irritating thing in life to u?

Miley Cyrus. Haha no, I really HATE bullies. Like when I hear about the Megan Meier story or the Rebecca Sedgewick story. Pisses me off, because I can not stand people who take pleasure out of making other people miserable. There is also this video on Youtube that I can't fucking stand, it is this old lady who is a bus monitor and these punk ass kids are saying awful shit to her. Man I always say to myself if I was on that bus I would of made those fuckers chew on their tighty whiteys. I just hate bullies, like I see these keyboard warriors on Twitter who just for no reason chime in on Tweets that have nothing to do with them and make stupid comments. They are so irritating because you know those super homos would never say that shit to your face, they are a bunch 400 lb fat dudes living in their mom's basement jerking off to Power Rangers. Please do not bully people, it is not right and if you see someone bullying someone else and don't do something about it. Then you might as well be the bully.

12. What is your political stance?

I have no problem with political jokes.....accept when they get elected. No, I really do not care about politics at all. I really don't. Snooki could be our president for all I care. My opinion to the people who whine and bitch about Presidents, Governors or who ever the hell, if you do not like it. Go to Canada. I've never cared and I never will care.

13. Are you racist at all? Even a little?

I am racist against other racists. What I mean by that is I do not like people who attack my race or any other race. For example, one thing I saw a while back that still bothers me to this day is that someone posted a picture on Facebook. The top picture was a group of homeless white people and they had signs that said "Spare Change for Food" and the bottom photo was a group of homeless Spanish people they had signs that said "Will Work For Food". The person who posted it posted, and this is nearly word for word "White people so fucking lazy they go out and beg for food, see we Mexicans we want to work for what we got. White people need a reality check, not everything can be handed to you. Work for it, that is why we are taking over this country so easy, we do not need to learn English, you need to learn Spanish" that is the kind of shit I am racist against. If you are a racist black person, spanish person, asian whatever. I don't like you. Automatically. Yes, I also hate racist white people because truth is my childhood best friend was black, my teenage best friend was mexican and my current best friend is a mix mexican and cuban. I love everybody, I see us all as equal but the moment you do not feel the same, that is where I do not like you.

14. What are some of your favorite current tv shows?

Current? I like Hardcore Pawn, South Beach Tow, Lizard Lick Towing. A lot of stuff on Tru Tv because that is the main channel I watch but hands down my favorite show right now is Impractical Jokers on Tru Tv. if you have not seen it, check it out tomorrow. There is a mini marathon and then a new one at 10pm/Eastern. It is fucking hilarious.

15. Jim Carrey or Robin Williams?

Random as hell. I love them both, favorite Robin Williams movie Mrs Doubtfire....but my favorite Jim Carrey movie is why I choose him over Williams and that is Liar Liar, probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

16. Name a porn star you have watched but you would never fuck?

What the.....what kind of question is that? Alright well....damn I have no idea, why would I watch them if I don't want to fuck them? The hell. Well now that I think about it, there is one I have watched a few times that I can't put my finger on it but her scenes really do not turn me on so I probably don't have a DESIRE to sleep with her, even though I would if the chance came in my lap. But Bonnie Rotten would be the one porn star I have watched that I am like. Ehh.

17. If u had to cum up with a new nick name wat would it be?

I am The Cody, period. Actually, that is kind of easy. I have 3 major best friends who are the only 3 people that I am still friends with since I was 5 years old. They are the only 3 that call me this, but my new nickname would be B. Flop. Growing up I loved belly flopping and my friends loved watching me do it, and since I was 7 or 8 (because we were all into rap and stuff at the time) they have called me B. Flop. In Middle School, everyone called me Rampage but they still called me B. Flop. And now I am The Cody, but they still call me B. Flop.

18. Can you dance?

Pfftt hell no. I mean I can do the running man, and believe it or not I am 250 lbs but I can do The Worm. Haha. But that is about it.

19. I saw on Twitter u once posted u dated a girl with multiple personalities would u b willing to talk about that?

To be honest there are certain things I can't really say because if she ever saw.....yeah it is a long story but she actually kind of frightens me. But we were together for a little while and every other time I would see her she would be different and about a few weeks in she told me the truth. Her dominant personality was fun and out going, I really liked her. She also had another personality that was ABSOLUTELY obsessed with me, but I liked that too haha. But the thing I couldn't stand as that NO MATTER WHAT a certain personality would come out when we would get sexual with each other. And she was a bitch and she liked to do things that I didn't like, like no joke she wanted me to cut her with a pocket knife while we were having sex. I never did. Also she would call me names when she came, like she would say shit "there you go fat boy" or "Your not the biggest ive had but damn it feels good" stupid shit like that. The thing I hated the most about it was that when she was on top, she would bite REALLY FUCKING hard. She said me moaning in pain turned her on. It was just too damn weird for me. But I will say this, I have gotten head from three different porn stars and this 100 percent honesty, she gave the BEST head I have ever had in my entire life. She had some kind of tricks that I never felt and she had no gag reflex. Damn. But I am not going into too much detail, the dominant personality told me about a personality that I never met thank God, that kind of freaked me out and that is when I wanted to get the hell out of dodge. I am not going to say what it was but let's just say.....looking it up on the internet confirmed she was telling the truth, which made it more freaky. But yeah, craziest shit ive ever been through in my life.

20. I gotta 2 part question. If u had kids wat would their names be and would you ever tell them about your porn past when they got older?

JC Mason Hunt, JC was my Dad's name and no it doesn't stand for anything, that was his name. Hazel Marie Hunt if a girl. I would tell my son, but not my daughter. I would be one of those protective fathers. Admittedly, I wouldn't be upset about if she ever wanted Birth Control or asked about Condoms or something like that. Because it is going to happen whether I want it to or not, and I would rather her be safe. But I wouldn't allow her to do crazy shit or go to parties or anything like that. It makes me sound like an ass but I am like that with my sister so I know I will be like that with my daughter. On the other hand with my son, I would be open about everything and I would be the type of dad to high five him when he lost his virginity lmao.



Well that is going to do it for me, hope you enjoyed the questions only version of my blog. I have a small but stupid announcement. Someone told me i should make an amazon wish list like porn stars have and see if anyone would buy me anything. I know better than that but I did it anyway. And even though it is not worth it, I have a real deal offer. Doesn't matter what it is, if you buy me ANYTHING off my wishlist, I will allow you to script my next Youtube video. I will do WHATEVER you want me to do no matter how embarrassing or whatever. The ONLY rule I have is that I am not going Gay with anyone, that is all I am saying. Anything else, Fair game. And yes I will really do it. I doubt it will happen but it is an offer I am putting on the table, and you will get credit at the end of the video and everything. Here is the link, message me if you buy me something, if you do send your script to thecodysays@gmail.com http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2ZTTAZMYBE3BX/ref=topnav_lists_1. I love you guys, hope you had fun. Says........The Cody.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Cody Says 1/5/2014

Alright, so I know I said that I would only post blogs weekly but man when you have so much to say, why the hell wait.


So if you do not know the fucked up story, here it is. Last night a friend of mine, I have been friends with her for a few years now, tells me that she got kicked out of her house and she has been stuck at a Walgreens all day. So I offer her a place to stay, I use the last $20 to my name that I was going to use on groceries to put in gas so I can go pick her up. Keep in mind she lives in Tampa, I live in Davenport which is about an hour drive. Anyway, so I go and get her and bring her home. I put a small mattress in my room that I was going to sleep on, let her have my bad. Be a gentleman, plus we were not going to share because The Cody has a girlfriend and she was mad enough as it was when I told her a single woman was staying at my house. We are there for I want to say about 2 hours, she is texting the whole time and she tells me that her son just went to the hospital with MRSA from a spider bite. I had NO IDEA what the hell MRSA was but she made it sound awful. But I have no damn money, what the hell am I going to do, I have to get her home. I am asking everybody and their momma, including my momma to borrow some money to put in gas to get her home. My mother, God Bless her. Scrounges up the last little bit of money she had and let's me have it to put in gas to get her home. But I let the girl know, hey this will get us there but there is NO WAY I will be able to get back. She tells me her cousin is going to give me $20 to put in gas when I get there. So, on the way there I am reaching on the floor to grab something and being nosey like I am I caught her phone and read what she was texting to her cousin. Turns out she lied about her son, her whole plan is that she wants to get away from me. I am thinking to myself, what the hell? I do all this for you and this is how you are going to treat me. So we get back to the Walgreens where her cousin is going to pick her up, I go inside because it was an hour drive The Cody has to pee. I come back out and this hoe is GONE! She is no where to be found, The Cody was played. So my tank is on E completely, and I was stuck in Tampa for hours waiting for my boy to come give me gas money so I can get home. That is what you get for trusting people.


What people do not understand about The Cody is that I have a giant heart, I like to help people, I am the nicest person you may ever meet. It sucks that I trust people, but I always try to see the best in people. This girl is the reason why, my dream job, is my dream job. For those who do not know, my ultimate dream in life is to change this world for the better. I think this world is filled with entirely too much hate, pain and fear, I want to change that one day. I am working on going back to school to get my degree in Sociology so I can work with under privileged people. I want to take a battered and mentally abused woman by the hand, and show her that not all men are the same. I want to help a bullied child realize that life gets better, it is not over. I want to help foster kids find homes so that they know there is someone out there who will love them and take care of them. I want to open a nice warm shelter for homeless people, provide them with warm beds, three course meals, hot showers. If I can change the life of one person in need, it would mean the world to me. It sounds a little cliche but I want to become a symbol of hope for people who need hope, so that they know that this is not what life is all about. One day, I swear on the ashes of my father, I will give my heart and soul to make a difference so that the next generation of people do not have to live in a world where they have to wonder, why life is so hard to live.


Okay moving on from all that mushy stuff, I want to talk about my Tampa Bay Buccaneers a little bit. We got a new and awesome HC in Lovie Smith, which already has me excited for next season. But I think if we are going to have a playoff year next season, we need to play this draft right. Now there is argument among Bucs fans on what type of player we should go after. Some say a QB, some say a DE, some say a TE, some even say another WR. Here is The Cody's thought process when it comes to that. I say we should find a way to trade up to either grab Clowney, Manziel or Bortles. Those are the 3 main players I think if we got them, we are good. Because no doubt in my mind, where we are sitting, NONE of those players will be there by the time it gets to us. Especially Clowney. However, if the Bucs do not take my advice (they won't) then I say we take Sammy Watkins, the WR out of Clemson. Here is why. If we do not grab a 1st round caliber QB, then that means we should stick with Glennon. Glennon clearly needs improvement, what is the best way to improve a QB? Surround him with play makers. Sammy Watkins is a play maker, and a very good one. You add him to our receiving core with V-Jax and Mike Williams, Glennon's numbers improve dramatically. We are stuck with an average QB, but at least we have play makers that can turn that average QB into an above average QB. Also, with the emergence of Wright, maybe our need for TE is not as desperate as it once was. Personally, I want Clowney more than any of these players. But if we get Manziel, Bortles or Watkins. We are solid. That is just my opinion.



Last topic, I know a lot of you will find this very interesting. As you know I have a new girlfriend Talia, we will be dating for a week now come tomorrow. But we have been "involved" since the Summer. She knows about my porn past with Team BJ & my failed scene with Carmen Valentina. She has told me she wants to see me do another scene, no joke. She said just one, and it has to be with a well known porn star. Here is the problem, when it comes to porn stars, I do not get THAT lucky. I have only ever gotten blown. Sara Jay, Angelina Castro and Carmen Valentina.....just blow jobs. So I have made it my mission to find a way to make my girlfriends fantasy come true and make a SEX scene with a well known porn star. It is not going to be easy, but I will try. I think my best hope is Carmen Valentina. Carmen has done a fan fuck before, and she knows me so she probably would be more comfortable with me than anyone else. Also, I am a big fan of Lisa Sparxxx, she is like the fan fucking Queen. She probably has fucked more fans than she has actual porn stars. But she does not live in Florida, and from what I understand that for that to happen you would have to fly where she is at,at the time and someone would probably snatch her up when she comes to Florida. There is the possibility of a "Redemption" type of thing with Sara Jay, but I have been pitching her the idea forever and have gotten no where. I do have an ACTUAL friend that is a porn star BUT she is very knew. Oh side note, I do not think I have shared this story yet. I had a major crush on a girl in high school, she was a goddess to me. I even did that stupid nerdy shit and wrote her note asking her out but then threw it away because I was too shy to give it to her. A few or so months ago, she found me on Facebook and added me. We got to talking, and the subject of porn came up, I brought up my favorite company Reality Kings. And she was like, oh yeah I have shot for them a few times. I was like, come again? She tells me that she is in the porn industry now, she has done a few shoots for Reality Kings. Now I will not tell you her real name, but her porn name is Angel Cassidy. Until recently she did girl scenes for their "In The VIP" segments, but she just came out with a Cum Fiesta video with probably the most famous male on Reality Kings J-Mac. So if any of you are members or if you just want to watch a preview, check her out. She is so damn fine. I thought it was interesting that your high school crush is a porn star, and get to see her in action. Im not sayin, but Im just sayin. But she would not fit my girlfriend's criteria because she is not well known. So, I will make it my mission. To be honest, I really really want Katie Cummings or Karmen Karma, I wish there was something I can do to get them to agree to it lmao. But not likely. But that is The Cody's 2014 mission.



Okay I said that I would answer personal questions from people and give my 1,000 percent honest answer. Now here are the questions from Facebook and Twitter, and my honest answers to them.

1. Who gave better head Sara Jay or Carmen Valentina?

I love Sara to death, I really do but I said I would be 1,000 percent honest. Carmen was better hands down.

2. You say the Tampa Buccaneers are your favorite football team, why do you talk so much shit about them?

I am the Bucs' biggest fan, but I am also their biggest critic. I have been a fan of theirs since I was 6 years old and only 1 SuperBowl, try being their fan and not talk crap about them.

3. You did boxing for 10 years and ju jitsu for 3 right? Why dont u try your hand in MMA?

I did train in MMA for a couple years but I kept getting injured and realized that fighting professionally was just not for me. No joke i got injured nearly every 3 training sessions.

4. Why do u refer to yourself as "The Cody?"

Believe it or not in middle school and high school my nickname was Rampage because of my temper. But I found out about Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and i didnt want people thinking that I was copying him so I tried to come up with a new nickname and The Cody was the best I got, because I am the one and only me.

5. Why do you talk about porn so much?

Christy Canyon. When I was 12 I found my dad's porn stash and watched a movie starring Christy Canyon and at the time she was the most gorgeous sexiest woman I ever seen. I explored the world more and saw women that I just found so amazingly beautiful. Think about it, how often do you get to see your dream girl butt ass naked? Lol. I do not necessarily like porn, I just love the porn STARS. I talk about it so much because to be honest I keep hoping that they will see it and I will get more oppurtunities to meet them. Meeting Carmen Valentina was very special to me because....wow, look at her. Now if I can just meet Karmen Karma, Charlee Chase and ESPECIALLY Katie Cummings. Id be set. So it is kind of a....reverse psychology type of thing lets leave it at that.

6. Can u tell us more about your sister with Leukemia?

Her name is Cashmere-Saughnassie, yes that is her actual first name. She is 7 years old. We found out about it back in October, on my mom's birthday. Some present right? Me and her are very close, she tells me about everything in her life and she always wants me to share things with her. Like she is dying to meet my girlfriend Talia. She doesn't like playing with younger girls, she prefers the teenagers or the adults so when she found out I had a girlfriend she flipped her lid lol. I love her with all my heart and she is such a warrior and I am SO VERY proud of her. She loves Disney Princesses especially Sleeping Beauty & Sophia (Who the hell is Sophia?) She is an amazing little girl and I am proud to call her my sister.

7. How did you come up with your Babu character from your Youtube videos?

True story. I got the idea from the former ECW wrestler Sabu. The boxers on my head was actually my 10 year old brother's idea. The voice I have done in my every day life as a joke for a long time. The deadly wrapping paper, I came up with my first video of Babu on the fly. If you go back and watch the video, when I pull out the wrapping paper, that pretty much is when I came up with it. Believe it or not I improvise most of my videos. Lately, I have started to do it by script but I am starting to think I should go back to just improvising.

8. What is something that you want to do the most that does not involve sports or porn?

Sky Dive. If you consider it a sport you are a re re. I am an adrenaline junkie, death, pain, heights shit like that do not scare me. If it looks fun, I wanna do it. Sky Dive is something I have wanted to do since I was 10 or 11. But the reason I haven't done it yet is because on your first jump, you have to have an instructor strapped to your back and that is just homosexual and I do not wanna swing of that slide of the plate. But eventually, I will suck it up and do it anyway.

9. Have you ever tried to get into TV or Movies?

Like act? I audtioned for one (non reality) Tv show before but as you know I didn't get the part. I don't know if anyone remembers the very short lived show, The Mullets. It was about these brothers with mullets who were big fans of Pro Wrestling and I love Pro Wrestling myself so I auditioned for a part. I was 13 at the time, I do NOT remember what part I audtioned for but I was so nervous I bombed and didn't get the part. Other than that, I do not think i would make it in the show biz world to be honest but who knows maybe one day I will give it another shot.

10. We know about all the porn stars you like, are there any you hate but sometimes watch their stuff anyway?

Yes. There is ONE porn star that I do kind of hate, but I am not going to say her name. And I do still watch her here and there. But I do hate her, if you follow me on Twitter you may remember this and know who I am talking about. But I posted a blog that she was not happy with and seen and told me off. The thing was that the blog did not hate on her AT ALL or say anything bad about her, I made a joke that she didn't take as a joke and told me off for the world to see on Twitter and made me feel shitty. So yeah I hate her, but if you do not pay attention you won't know her name. There is also another one, who i am a HUGE fan of but I am little kind of upset because, I bought her a gift and she never even said thank you Katie Cummings and Carmen Valentina both told me thank you and sent me stuff as a Thank you. She never even did that or anything, and it did kind of bother me. So out of spite, I do not watch her as much as I used too.



I had about 14 or so people ask me questions, these were the 10 best. Hell I may do this every time, so get me your questions and I will answer them. All honest, even if it is not something I want to admit. Well that is going to do it for me, hope you enjoy reading. Share this with who ever you want, give me a ton of views haha. I love you guys, see you later. Says......The Cody.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

@MereSealEtte

Hey its The Cody again. Hey guys do me a favor and check out this track a friend of mine dropped, it's awesome. Follow him on Twitter at the tag above. View it, Tweet it, Comment On it. The whole 9. If you help me get him to at least 500 views and 200 followers I will post something special for you all ;) haha. Trust me. You will like it. So check it out and lets get this man big, he is really good. Check it out. http://youtu.be/iSAQqZl7zL8