This is a special questions only version of my blog, copy and pasted questions from Facebook and Twitter and answered 100% honest by me. So instead of talking more, let's get to it.
1. You said you would be honest so tell us honestly, have you ever gotten your ass kicked?
I can't answer that man I got a rep to protect, no I'm kidding. Of course I have, when I was younger I was the fat white kid growing up in a predominantly black neighborhood so I was always getting my ass kicked. Which is why my Dad taught me boxing, but I am being honest about this since I completed my boxing training I haven't gotten my ass kicked. Although since I was 16 I have only been in maybe 4 physical altercations so dah whatever.
2. Who do you honestly think is the hottest woman in the world that is not a porn star?
Shawn Johnson, Olympic Gold Medalist Gymnast. Hands down. Ugh man, that girl is so beautiful. If I had to choice between meeting her or one of my favorite porn stars, I would choose Shawn Johnson hands down.
3. What is the worst thing to ever happen to you?
Just one? Wow man umm. Take your pick, finding out my little sister had cancer, unwillingly losing my virginity at 13, the only woman I was ever in love with left me for a married man after 2 years together. I would have to say the worst though, when my Dad commited suicide. It has made the biggest impact on my life, good and bad.
4. Do you have any "closet" interests you don't like to tell people about?
Lol. I have so many. I am into this drama high school show Degrassi, I watch DragonBall Z and Naruto, I actually enjoy some romantic movies such as The Notebook, A Walk to Remember and Titanic. I am not afraid to admit anything because any body makes fun of me, you'll find out what your dick tastes like. Just sayin.
5. What is the worst mistake you ever made?
Thats a hard one. I would say when I slept with a good friend of mine's mom. She was 35, I was 18. I was at my friend's party, she was a chaperone more or less. She had been drinking. I went to the upstairs bathroom and ran into her, we started talking. I was complimenting her alot because she was so fine for her age, and she had such a nice ass and Im an ass man. And just like in the movies, she made a move on me. And we had sex. I said I would be honest, I didn't last very long it only lasted a minute or two because an experienced woman with a big ass, on top of you, when you are (at the time) not that experienced....DAYUM! Couldn't hold it. But yeah I lost my friend because of that, and I have not seen them since that day.
6. Do you have any big secrets that not a lot of people know that you wouldn't mind sharing?
Not really. Too be honest the biggest secret in my life is the fact that I was in porn, that is only from my family. When I say family, I mean NO ONE related to me knows about it. That honestly is my biggest secret and you all know about it lol.
7. I noticed that u like Katie Cummings, Karmen Karma & Carmen Valentina the most right? If u had to pick one to marry n spend the rest of your life with, one that u can spend the rest of your life with but could NEVER have sex with them and one that you can have a one night stand with but never see again. Which one would be which?
Wow that is a crazy ass question, i like it. Man that is so damn hard. Well the first one is easy, if I had to choose one to marry (whom I am assuming I can sleep with right?) it would be Katie Cummings. Hands down. I mean Karma Karma fits everything I would want in a woman looks wise, but I still to this day can not explain it but Katie just does something to me that I just can't shake haha. The other two are hard. Hmm. Well I would say that the person I would choose to spend my life with and not be able to have sex with would be Carmen Valentina. Only because Ive met Carmen in person and we actually have a lot in common, so I think we would get along with each other without sex. Not that Carmen Valetina isn't but Karmen Karma is just WAY too fine and sexy, I couldn't help it so I would choose to have the one night stand with her. I'd have to feel that woman at least once. That was an awesome question bro, u put some thought into that one.
8. Who is ur favorite Twitter follower?
Besides any of the porn stars? Lol. Umm, that is a hard question too. @ton_luv13 and @jazzyfresh421 have to be the MOST beautiful women (that aren't famous) I have ever seen in my damn life so they are definitely up there. I have buddy relationships with @webcommenter and @SRQman89. But if I had to pick my FAVORITE, I would say @D_flower_power. She is beautiful, loves football and MMA, a little crazy at times haha. We disagree on a lot of MMA fighters like Velesquez, Weidman and Rousey but I would say she is definitely my favorite. Sorry to others, I promised to be honest haha.
9. You like sports alot who is your favorite athlete?
I am big fans of MMA fighters Nick Diaz & Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. My favorite basketball players is Dwayne Wade, baseball player Evan Longoria. Some of my favorite Football players, Terrell Owens, Mike Vick (yea I said it), Chad Ochocino, but my all time favorite athlete of any sport of anyone. Mike Alstott former FB for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
10. We know u have done professional porn but have u ever done home made porn lol?
Oh wow, getting kind of personal aren't we. Yes I do have home made stuff on my lap top. Truth is 80% of my partners in my life were very good friends, and we made it fun. I am not going to say how many or who they were with but yes I have a quite a few sex tapes haha.
11. Whats the most irritating thing in life to u?
Miley Cyrus. Haha no, I really HATE bullies. Like when I hear about the Megan Meier story or the Rebecca Sedgewick story. Pisses me off, because I can not stand people who take pleasure out of making other people miserable. There is also this video on Youtube that I can't fucking stand, it is this old lady who is a bus monitor and these punk ass kids are saying awful shit to her. Man I always say to myself if I was on that bus I would of made those fuckers chew on their tighty whiteys. I just hate bullies, like I see these keyboard warriors on Twitter who just for no reason chime in on Tweets that have nothing to do with them and make stupid comments. They are so irritating because you know those super homos would never say that shit to your face, they are a bunch 400 lb fat dudes living in their mom's basement jerking off to Power Rangers. Please do not bully people, it is not right and if you see someone bullying someone else and don't do something about it. Then you might as well be the bully.
12. What is your political stance?
I have no problem with political jokes.....accept when they get elected. No, I really do not care about politics at all. I really don't. Snooki could be our president for all I care. My opinion to the people who whine and bitch about Presidents, Governors or who ever the hell, if you do not like it. Go to Canada. I've never cared and I never will care.
13. Are you racist at all? Even a little?
I am racist against other racists. What I mean by that is I do not like people who attack my race or any other race. For example, one thing I saw a while back that still bothers me to this day is that someone posted a picture on Facebook. The top picture was a group of homeless white people and they had signs that said "Spare Change for Food" and the bottom photo was a group of homeless Spanish people they had signs that said "Will Work For Food". The person who posted it posted, and this is nearly word for word "White people so fucking lazy they go out and beg for food, see we Mexicans we want to work for what we got. White people need a reality check, not everything can be handed to you. Work for it, that is why we are taking over this country so easy, we do not need to learn English, you need to learn Spanish" that is the kind of shit I am racist against. If you are a racist black person, spanish person, asian whatever. I don't like you. Automatically. Yes, I also hate racist white people because truth is my childhood best friend was black, my teenage best friend was mexican and my current best friend is a mix mexican and cuban. I love everybody, I see us all as equal but the moment you do not feel the same, that is where I do not like you.
14. What are some of your favorite current tv shows?
Current? I like Hardcore Pawn, South Beach Tow, Lizard Lick Towing. A lot of stuff on Tru Tv because that is the main channel I watch but hands down my favorite show right now is Impractical Jokers on Tru Tv. if you have not seen it, check it out tomorrow. There is a mini marathon and then a new one at 10pm/Eastern. It is fucking hilarious.
15. Jim Carrey or Robin Williams?
Random as hell. I love them both, favorite Robin Williams movie Mrs Doubtfire....but my favorite Jim Carrey movie is why I choose him over Williams and that is Liar Liar, probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
16. Name a porn star you have watched but you would never fuck?
What the.....what kind of question is that? Alright well....damn I have no idea, why would I watch them if I don't want to fuck them? The hell. Well now that I think about it, there is one I have watched a few times that I can't put my finger on it but her scenes really do not turn me on so I probably don't have a DESIRE to sleep with her, even though I would if the chance came in my lap. But Bonnie Rotten would be the one porn star I have watched that I am like. Ehh.
17. If u had to cum up with a new nick name wat would it be?
I am The Cody, period. Actually, that is kind of easy. I have 3 major best friends who are the only 3 people that I am still friends with since I was 5 years old. They are the only 3 that call me this, but my new nickname would be B. Flop. Growing up I loved belly flopping and my friends loved watching me do it, and since I was 7 or 8 (because we were all into rap and stuff at the time) they have called me B. Flop. In Middle School, everyone called me Rampage but they still called me B. Flop. And now I am The Cody, but they still call me B. Flop.
18. Can you dance?
Pfftt hell no. I mean I can do the running man, and believe it or not I am 250 lbs but I can do The Worm. Haha. But that is about it.
19. I saw on Twitter u once posted u dated a girl with multiple personalities would u b willing to talk about that?
To be honest there are certain things I can't really say because if she ever saw.....yeah it is a long story but she actually kind of frightens me. But we were together for a little while and every other time I would see her she would be different and about a few weeks in she told me the truth. Her dominant personality was fun and out going, I really liked her. She also had another personality that was ABSOLUTELY obsessed with me, but I liked that too haha. But the thing I couldn't stand as that NO MATTER WHAT a certain personality would come out when we would get sexual with each other. And she was a bitch and she liked to do things that I didn't like, like no joke she wanted me to cut her with a pocket knife while we were having sex. I never did. Also she would call me names when she came, like she would say shit "there you go fat boy" or "Your not the biggest ive had but damn it feels good" stupid shit like that. The thing I hated the most about it was that when she was on top, she would bite REALLY FUCKING hard. She said me moaning in pain turned her on. It was just too damn weird for me. But I will say this, I have gotten head from three different porn stars and this 100 percent honesty, she gave the BEST head I have ever had in my entire life. She had some kind of tricks that I never felt and she had no gag reflex. Damn. But I am not going into too much detail, the dominant personality told me about a personality that I never met thank God, that kind of freaked me out and that is when I wanted to get the hell out of dodge. I am not going to say what it was but let's just say.....looking it up on the internet confirmed she was telling the truth, which made it more freaky. But yeah, craziest shit ive ever been through in my life.
20. I gotta 2 part question. If u had kids wat would their names be and would you ever tell them about your porn past when they got older?
JC Mason Hunt, JC was my Dad's name and no it doesn't stand for anything, that was his name. Hazel Marie Hunt if a girl. I would tell my son, but not my daughter. I would be one of those protective fathers. Admittedly, I wouldn't be upset about if she ever wanted Birth Control or asked about Condoms or something like that. Because it is going to happen whether I want it to or not, and I would rather her be safe. But I wouldn't allow her to do crazy shit or go to parties or anything like that. It makes me sound like an ass but I am like that with my sister so I know I will be like that with my daughter. On the other hand with my son, I would be open about everything and I would be the type of dad to high five him when he lost his virginity lmao.
Well that is going to do it for me, hope you enjoyed the questions only version of my blog. I have a small but stupid announcement. Someone told me i should make an amazon wish list like porn stars have and see if anyone would buy me anything. I know better than that but I did it anyway. And even though it is not worth it, I have a real deal offer. Doesn't matter what it is, if you buy me ANYTHING off my wishlist, I will allow you to script my next Youtube video. I will do WHATEVER you want me to do no matter how embarrassing or whatever. The ONLY rule I have is that I am not going Gay with anyone, that is all I am saying. Anything else, Fair game. And yes I will really do it. I doubt it will happen but it is an offer I am putting on the table, and you will get credit at the end of the video and everything. Here is the link, message me if you buy me something, if you do send your script to thecodysays@gmail.com http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2ZTTAZMYBE3BX/ref=topnav_lists_1. I love you guys, hope you had fun. Says........The Cody.
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Sunday, January 5, 2014
The Cody Says 1/5/2014
Alright, so I know I said that I would only post blogs weekly but man when you have so much to say, why the hell wait.
So if you do not know the fucked up story, here it is. Last night a friend of mine, I have been friends with her for a few years now, tells me that she got kicked out of her house and she has been stuck at a Walgreens all day. So I offer her a place to stay, I use the last $20 to my name that I was going to use on groceries to put in gas so I can go pick her up. Keep in mind she lives in Tampa, I live in Davenport which is about an hour drive. Anyway, so I go and get her and bring her home. I put a small mattress in my room that I was going to sleep on, let her have my bad. Be a gentleman, plus we were not going to share because The Cody has a girlfriend and she was mad enough as it was when I told her a single woman was staying at my house. We are there for I want to say about 2 hours, she is texting the whole time and she tells me that her son just went to the hospital with MRSA from a spider bite. I had NO IDEA what the hell MRSA was but she made it sound awful. But I have no damn money, what the hell am I going to do, I have to get her home. I am asking everybody and their momma, including my momma to borrow some money to put in gas to get her home. My mother, God Bless her. Scrounges up the last little bit of money she had and let's me have it to put in gas to get her home. But I let the girl know, hey this will get us there but there is NO WAY I will be able to get back. She tells me her cousin is going to give me $20 to put in gas when I get there. So, on the way there I am reaching on the floor to grab something and being nosey like I am I caught her phone and read what she was texting to her cousin. Turns out she lied about her son, her whole plan is that she wants to get away from me. I am thinking to myself, what the hell? I do all this for you and this is how you are going to treat me. So we get back to the Walgreens where her cousin is going to pick her up, I go inside because it was an hour drive The Cody has to pee. I come back out and this hoe is GONE! She is no where to be found, The Cody was played. So my tank is on E completely, and I was stuck in Tampa for hours waiting for my boy to come give me gas money so I can get home. That is what you get for trusting people.
What people do not understand about The Cody is that I have a giant heart, I like to help people, I am the nicest person you may ever meet. It sucks that I trust people, but I always try to see the best in people. This girl is the reason why, my dream job, is my dream job. For those who do not know, my ultimate dream in life is to change this world for the better. I think this world is filled with entirely too much hate, pain and fear, I want to change that one day. I am working on going back to school to get my degree in Sociology so I can work with under privileged people. I want to take a battered and mentally abused woman by the hand, and show her that not all men are the same. I want to help a bullied child realize that life gets better, it is not over. I want to help foster kids find homes so that they know there is someone out there who will love them and take care of them. I want to open a nice warm shelter for homeless people, provide them with warm beds, three course meals, hot showers. If I can change the life of one person in need, it would mean the world to me. It sounds a little cliche but I want to become a symbol of hope for people who need hope, so that they know that this is not what life is all about. One day, I swear on the ashes of my father, I will give my heart and soul to make a difference so that the next generation of people do not have to live in a world where they have to wonder, why life is so hard to live.
Okay moving on from all that mushy stuff, I want to talk about my Tampa Bay Buccaneers a little bit. We got a new and awesome HC in Lovie Smith, which already has me excited for next season. But I think if we are going to have a playoff year next season, we need to play this draft right. Now there is argument among Bucs fans on what type of player we should go after. Some say a QB, some say a DE, some say a TE, some even say another WR. Here is The Cody's thought process when it comes to that. I say we should find a way to trade up to either grab Clowney, Manziel or Bortles. Those are the 3 main players I think if we got them, we are good. Because no doubt in my mind, where we are sitting, NONE of those players will be there by the time it gets to us. Especially Clowney. However, if the Bucs do not take my advice (they won't) then I say we take Sammy Watkins, the WR out of Clemson. Here is why. If we do not grab a 1st round caliber QB, then that means we should stick with Glennon. Glennon clearly needs improvement, what is the best way to improve a QB? Surround him with play makers. Sammy Watkins is a play maker, and a very good one. You add him to our receiving core with V-Jax and Mike Williams, Glennon's numbers improve dramatically. We are stuck with an average QB, but at least we have play makers that can turn that average QB into an above average QB. Also, with the emergence of Wright, maybe our need for TE is not as desperate as it once was. Personally, I want Clowney more than any of these players. But if we get Manziel, Bortles or Watkins. We are solid. That is just my opinion.
Last topic, I know a lot of you will find this very interesting. As you know I have a new girlfriend Talia, we will be dating for a week now come tomorrow. But we have been "involved" since the Summer. She knows about my porn past with Team BJ & my failed scene with Carmen Valentina. She has told me she wants to see me do another scene, no joke. She said just one, and it has to be with a well known porn star. Here is the problem, when it comes to porn stars, I do not get THAT lucky. I have only ever gotten blown. Sara Jay, Angelina Castro and Carmen Valentina.....just blow jobs. So I have made it my mission to find a way to make my girlfriends fantasy come true and make a SEX scene with a well known porn star. It is not going to be easy, but I will try. I think my best hope is Carmen Valentina. Carmen has done a fan fuck before, and she knows me so she probably would be more comfortable with me than anyone else. Also, I am a big fan of Lisa Sparxxx, she is like the fan fucking Queen. She probably has fucked more fans than she has actual porn stars. But she does not live in Florida, and from what I understand that for that to happen you would have to fly where she is at,at the time and someone would probably snatch her up when she comes to Florida. There is the possibility of a "Redemption" type of thing with Sara Jay, but I have been pitching her the idea forever and have gotten no where. I do have an ACTUAL friend that is a porn star BUT she is very knew. Oh side note, I do not think I have shared this story yet. I had a major crush on a girl in high school, she was a goddess to me. I even did that stupid nerdy shit and wrote her note asking her out but then threw it away because I was too shy to give it to her. A few or so months ago, she found me on Facebook and added me. We got to talking, and the subject of porn came up, I brought up my favorite company Reality Kings. And she was like, oh yeah I have shot for them a few times. I was like, come again? She tells me that she is in the porn industry now, she has done a few shoots for Reality Kings. Now I will not tell you her real name, but her porn name is Angel Cassidy. Until recently she did girl scenes for their "In The VIP" segments, but she just came out with a Cum Fiesta video with probably the most famous male on Reality Kings J-Mac. So if any of you are members or if you just want to watch a preview, check her out. She is so damn fine. I thought it was interesting that your high school crush is a porn star, and get to see her in action. Im not sayin, but Im just sayin. But she would not fit my girlfriend's criteria because she is not well known. So, I will make it my mission. To be honest, I really really want Katie Cummings or Karmen Karma, I wish there was something I can do to get them to agree to it lmao. But not likely. But that is The Cody's 2014 mission.
Okay I said that I would answer personal questions from people and give my 1,000 percent honest answer. Now here are the questions from Facebook and Twitter, and my honest answers to them.
1. Who gave better head Sara Jay or Carmen Valentina?
I love Sara to death, I really do but I said I would be 1,000 percent honest. Carmen was better hands down.
2. You say the Tampa Buccaneers are your favorite football team, why do you talk so much shit about them?
I am the Bucs' biggest fan, but I am also their biggest critic. I have been a fan of theirs since I was 6 years old and only 1 SuperBowl, try being their fan and not talk crap about them.
3. You did boxing for 10 years and ju jitsu for 3 right? Why dont u try your hand in MMA?
I did train in MMA for a couple years but I kept getting injured and realized that fighting professionally was just not for me. No joke i got injured nearly every 3 training sessions.
4. Why do u refer to yourself as "The Cody?"
Believe it or not in middle school and high school my nickname was Rampage because of my temper. But I found out about Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and i didnt want people thinking that I was copying him so I tried to come up with a new nickname and The Cody was the best I got, because I am the one and only me.
5. Why do you talk about porn so much?
Christy Canyon. When I was 12 I found my dad's porn stash and watched a movie starring Christy Canyon and at the time she was the most gorgeous sexiest woman I ever seen. I explored the world more and saw women that I just found so amazingly beautiful. Think about it, how often do you get to see your dream girl butt ass naked? Lol. I do not necessarily like porn, I just love the porn STARS. I talk about it so much because to be honest I keep hoping that they will see it and I will get more oppurtunities to meet them. Meeting Carmen Valentina was very special to me because....wow, look at her. Now if I can just meet Karmen Karma, Charlee Chase and ESPECIALLY Katie Cummings. Id be set. So it is kind of a....reverse psychology type of thing lets leave it at that.
6. Can u tell us more about your sister with Leukemia?
Her name is Cashmere-Saughnassie, yes that is her actual first name. She is 7 years old. We found out about it back in October, on my mom's birthday. Some present right? Me and her are very close, she tells me about everything in her life and she always wants me to share things with her. Like she is dying to meet my girlfriend Talia. She doesn't like playing with younger girls, she prefers the teenagers or the adults so when she found out I had a girlfriend she flipped her lid lol. I love her with all my heart and she is such a warrior and I am SO VERY proud of her. She loves Disney Princesses especially Sleeping Beauty & Sophia (Who the hell is Sophia?) She is an amazing little girl and I am proud to call her my sister.
7. How did you come up with your Babu character from your Youtube videos?
True story. I got the idea from the former ECW wrestler Sabu. The boxers on my head was actually my 10 year old brother's idea. The voice I have done in my every day life as a joke for a long time. The deadly wrapping paper, I came up with my first video of Babu on the fly. If you go back and watch the video, when I pull out the wrapping paper, that pretty much is when I came up with it. Believe it or not I improvise most of my videos. Lately, I have started to do it by script but I am starting to think I should go back to just improvising.
8. What is something that you want to do the most that does not involve sports or porn?
Sky Dive. If you consider it a sport you are a re re. I am an adrenaline junkie, death, pain, heights shit like that do not scare me. If it looks fun, I wanna do it. Sky Dive is something I have wanted to do since I was 10 or 11. But the reason I haven't done it yet is because on your first jump, you have to have an instructor strapped to your back and that is just homosexual and I do not wanna swing of that slide of the plate. But eventually, I will suck it up and do it anyway.
9. Have you ever tried to get into TV or Movies?
Like act? I audtioned for one (non reality) Tv show before but as you know I didn't get the part. I don't know if anyone remembers the very short lived show, The Mullets. It was about these brothers with mullets who were big fans of Pro Wrestling and I love Pro Wrestling myself so I auditioned for a part. I was 13 at the time, I do NOT remember what part I audtioned for but I was so nervous I bombed and didn't get the part. Other than that, I do not think i would make it in the show biz world to be honest but who knows maybe one day I will give it another shot.
10. We know about all the porn stars you like, are there any you hate but sometimes watch their stuff anyway?
Yes. There is ONE porn star that I do kind of hate, but I am not going to say her name. And I do still watch her here and there. But I do hate her, if you follow me on Twitter you may remember this and know who I am talking about. But I posted a blog that she was not happy with and seen and told me off. The thing was that the blog did not hate on her AT ALL or say anything bad about her, I made a joke that she didn't take as a joke and told me off for the world to see on Twitter and made me feel shitty. So yeah I hate her, but if you do not pay attention you won't know her name. There is also another one, who i am a HUGE fan of but I am little kind of upset because, I bought her a gift and she never even said thank you Katie Cummings and Carmen Valentina both told me thank you and sent me stuff as a Thank you. She never even did that or anything, and it did kind of bother me. So out of spite, I do not watch her as much as I used too.
I had about 14 or so people ask me questions, these were the 10 best. Hell I may do this every time, so get me your questions and I will answer them. All honest, even if it is not something I want to admit. Well that is going to do it for me, hope you enjoy reading. Share this with who ever you want, give me a ton of views haha. I love you guys, see you later. Says......The Cody.
So if you do not know the fucked up story, here it is. Last night a friend of mine, I have been friends with her for a few years now, tells me that she got kicked out of her house and she has been stuck at a Walgreens all day. So I offer her a place to stay, I use the last $20 to my name that I was going to use on groceries to put in gas so I can go pick her up. Keep in mind she lives in Tampa, I live in Davenport which is about an hour drive. Anyway, so I go and get her and bring her home. I put a small mattress in my room that I was going to sleep on, let her have my bad. Be a gentleman, plus we were not going to share because The Cody has a girlfriend and she was mad enough as it was when I told her a single woman was staying at my house. We are there for I want to say about 2 hours, she is texting the whole time and she tells me that her son just went to the hospital with MRSA from a spider bite. I had NO IDEA what the hell MRSA was but she made it sound awful. But I have no damn money, what the hell am I going to do, I have to get her home. I am asking everybody and their momma, including my momma to borrow some money to put in gas to get her home. My mother, God Bless her. Scrounges up the last little bit of money she had and let's me have it to put in gas to get her home. But I let the girl know, hey this will get us there but there is NO WAY I will be able to get back. She tells me her cousin is going to give me $20 to put in gas when I get there. So, on the way there I am reaching on the floor to grab something and being nosey like I am I caught her phone and read what she was texting to her cousin. Turns out she lied about her son, her whole plan is that she wants to get away from me. I am thinking to myself, what the hell? I do all this for you and this is how you are going to treat me. So we get back to the Walgreens where her cousin is going to pick her up, I go inside because it was an hour drive The Cody has to pee. I come back out and this hoe is GONE! She is no where to be found, The Cody was played. So my tank is on E completely, and I was stuck in Tampa for hours waiting for my boy to come give me gas money so I can get home. That is what you get for trusting people.
What people do not understand about The Cody is that I have a giant heart, I like to help people, I am the nicest person you may ever meet. It sucks that I trust people, but I always try to see the best in people. This girl is the reason why, my dream job, is my dream job. For those who do not know, my ultimate dream in life is to change this world for the better. I think this world is filled with entirely too much hate, pain and fear, I want to change that one day. I am working on going back to school to get my degree in Sociology so I can work with under privileged people. I want to take a battered and mentally abused woman by the hand, and show her that not all men are the same. I want to help a bullied child realize that life gets better, it is not over. I want to help foster kids find homes so that they know there is someone out there who will love them and take care of them. I want to open a nice warm shelter for homeless people, provide them with warm beds, three course meals, hot showers. If I can change the life of one person in need, it would mean the world to me. It sounds a little cliche but I want to become a symbol of hope for people who need hope, so that they know that this is not what life is all about. One day, I swear on the ashes of my father, I will give my heart and soul to make a difference so that the next generation of people do not have to live in a world where they have to wonder, why life is so hard to live.
Okay moving on from all that mushy stuff, I want to talk about my Tampa Bay Buccaneers a little bit. We got a new and awesome HC in Lovie Smith, which already has me excited for next season. But I think if we are going to have a playoff year next season, we need to play this draft right. Now there is argument among Bucs fans on what type of player we should go after. Some say a QB, some say a DE, some say a TE, some even say another WR. Here is The Cody's thought process when it comes to that. I say we should find a way to trade up to either grab Clowney, Manziel or Bortles. Those are the 3 main players I think if we got them, we are good. Because no doubt in my mind, where we are sitting, NONE of those players will be there by the time it gets to us. Especially Clowney. However, if the Bucs do not take my advice (they won't) then I say we take Sammy Watkins, the WR out of Clemson. Here is why. If we do not grab a 1st round caliber QB, then that means we should stick with Glennon. Glennon clearly needs improvement, what is the best way to improve a QB? Surround him with play makers. Sammy Watkins is a play maker, and a very good one. You add him to our receiving core with V-Jax and Mike Williams, Glennon's numbers improve dramatically. We are stuck with an average QB, but at least we have play makers that can turn that average QB into an above average QB. Also, with the emergence of Wright, maybe our need for TE is not as desperate as it once was. Personally, I want Clowney more than any of these players. But if we get Manziel, Bortles or Watkins. We are solid. That is just my opinion.
Last topic, I know a lot of you will find this very interesting. As you know I have a new girlfriend Talia, we will be dating for a week now come tomorrow. But we have been "involved" since the Summer. She knows about my porn past with Team BJ & my failed scene with Carmen Valentina. She has told me she wants to see me do another scene, no joke. She said just one, and it has to be with a well known porn star. Here is the problem, when it comes to porn stars, I do not get THAT lucky. I have only ever gotten blown. Sara Jay, Angelina Castro and Carmen Valentina.....just blow jobs. So I have made it my mission to find a way to make my girlfriends fantasy come true and make a SEX scene with a well known porn star. It is not going to be easy, but I will try. I think my best hope is Carmen Valentina. Carmen has done a fan fuck before, and she knows me so she probably would be more comfortable with me than anyone else. Also, I am a big fan of Lisa Sparxxx, she is like the fan fucking Queen. She probably has fucked more fans than she has actual porn stars. But she does not live in Florida, and from what I understand that for that to happen you would have to fly where she is at,at the time and someone would probably snatch her up when she comes to Florida. There is the possibility of a "Redemption" type of thing with Sara Jay, but I have been pitching her the idea forever and have gotten no where. I do have an ACTUAL friend that is a porn star BUT she is very knew. Oh side note, I do not think I have shared this story yet. I had a major crush on a girl in high school, she was a goddess to me. I even did that stupid nerdy shit and wrote her note asking her out but then threw it away because I was too shy to give it to her. A few or so months ago, she found me on Facebook and added me. We got to talking, and the subject of porn came up, I brought up my favorite company Reality Kings. And she was like, oh yeah I have shot for them a few times. I was like, come again? She tells me that she is in the porn industry now, she has done a few shoots for Reality Kings. Now I will not tell you her real name, but her porn name is Angel Cassidy. Until recently she did girl scenes for their "In The VIP" segments, but she just came out with a Cum Fiesta video with probably the most famous male on Reality Kings J-Mac. So if any of you are members or if you just want to watch a preview, check her out. She is so damn fine. I thought it was interesting that your high school crush is a porn star, and get to see her in action. Im not sayin, but Im just sayin. But she would not fit my girlfriend's criteria because she is not well known. So, I will make it my mission. To be honest, I really really want Katie Cummings or Karmen Karma, I wish there was something I can do to get them to agree to it lmao. But not likely. But that is The Cody's 2014 mission.
Okay I said that I would answer personal questions from people and give my 1,000 percent honest answer. Now here are the questions from Facebook and Twitter, and my honest answers to them.
1. Who gave better head Sara Jay or Carmen Valentina?
I love Sara to death, I really do but I said I would be 1,000 percent honest. Carmen was better hands down.
2. You say the Tampa Buccaneers are your favorite football team, why do you talk so much shit about them?
I am the Bucs' biggest fan, but I am also their biggest critic. I have been a fan of theirs since I was 6 years old and only 1 SuperBowl, try being their fan and not talk crap about them.
3. You did boxing for 10 years and ju jitsu for 3 right? Why dont u try your hand in MMA?
I did train in MMA for a couple years but I kept getting injured and realized that fighting professionally was just not for me. No joke i got injured nearly every 3 training sessions.
4. Why do u refer to yourself as "The Cody?"
Believe it or not in middle school and high school my nickname was Rampage because of my temper. But I found out about Quinton "Rampage" Jackson and i didnt want people thinking that I was copying him so I tried to come up with a new nickname and The Cody was the best I got, because I am the one and only me.
5. Why do you talk about porn so much?
Christy Canyon. When I was 12 I found my dad's porn stash and watched a movie starring Christy Canyon and at the time she was the most gorgeous sexiest woman I ever seen. I explored the world more and saw women that I just found so amazingly beautiful. Think about it, how often do you get to see your dream girl butt ass naked? Lol. I do not necessarily like porn, I just love the porn STARS. I talk about it so much because to be honest I keep hoping that they will see it and I will get more oppurtunities to meet them. Meeting Carmen Valentina was very special to me because....wow, look at her. Now if I can just meet Karmen Karma, Charlee Chase and ESPECIALLY Katie Cummings. Id be set. So it is kind of a....reverse psychology type of thing lets leave it at that.
6. Can u tell us more about your sister with Leukemia?
Her name is Cashmere-Saughnassie, yes that is her actual first name. She is 7 years old. We found out about it back in October, on my mom's birthday. Some present right? Me and her are very close, she tells me about everything in her life and she always wants me to share things with her. Like she is dying to meet my girlfriend Talia. She doesn't like playing with younger girls, she prefers the teenagers or the adults so when she found out I had a girlfriend she flipped her lid lol. I love her with all my heart and she is such a warrior and I am SO VERY proud of her. She loves Disney Princesses especially Sleeping Beauty & Sophia (Who the hell is Sophia?) She is an amazing little girl and I am proud to call her my sister.
7. How did you come up with your Babu character from your Youtube videos?
True story. I got the idea from the former ECW wrestler Sabu. The boxers on my head was actually my 10 year old brother's idea. The voice I have done in my every day life as a joke for a long time. The deadly wrapping paper, I came up with my first video of Babu on the fly. If you go back and watch the video, when I pull out the wrapping paper, that pretty much is when I came up with it. Believe it or not I improvise most of my videos. Lately, I have started to do it by script but I am starting to think I should go back to just improvising.
8. What is something that you want to do the most that does not involve sports or porn?
Sky Dive. If you consider it a sport you are a re re. I am an adrenaline junkie, death, pain, heights shit like that do not scare me. If it looks fun, I wanna do it. Sky Dive is something I have wanted to do since I was 10 or 11. But the reason I haven't done it yet is because on your first jump, you have to have an instructor strapped to your back and that is just homosexual and I do not wanna swing of that slide of the plate. But eventually, I will suck it up and do it anyway.
9. Have you ever tried to get into TV or Movies?
Like act? I audtioned for one (non reality) Tv show before but as you know I didn't get the part. I don't know if anyone remembers the very short lived show, The Mullets. It was about these brothers with mullets who were big fans of Pro Wrestling and I love Pro Wrestling myself so I auditioned for a part. I was 13 at the time, I do NOT remember what part I audtioned for but I was so nervous I bombed and didn't get the part. Other than that, I do not think i would make it in the show biz world to be honest but who knows maybe one day I will give it another shot.
10. We know about all the porn stars you like, are there any you hate but sometimes watch their stuff anyway?
Yes. There is ONE porn star that I do kind of hate, but I am not going to say her name. And I do still watch her here and there. But I do hate her, if you follow me on Twitter you may remember this and know who I am talking about. But I posted a blog that she was not happy with and seen and told me off. The thing was that the blog did not hate on her AT ALL or say anything bad about her, I made a joke that she didn't take as a joke and told me off for the world to see on Twitter and made me feel shitty. So yeah I hate her, but if you do not pay attention you won't know her name. There is also another one, who i am a HUGE fan of but I am little kind of upset because, I bought her a gift and she never even said thank you Katie Cummings and Carmen Valentina both told me thank you and sent me stuff as a Thank you. She never even did that or anything, and it did kind of bother me. So out of spite, I do not watch her as much as I used too.
I had about 14 or so people ask me questions, these were the 10 best. Hell I may do this every time, so get me your questions and I will answer them. All honest, even if it is not something I want to admit. Well that is going to do it for me, hope you enjoy reading. Share this with who ever you want, give me a ton of views haha. I love you guys, see you later. Says......The Cody.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
@MereSealEtte
Hey its The Cody again. Hey guys do me a favor and check out this track a friend of mine dropped, it's awesome. Follow him on Twitter at the tag above. View it, Tweet it, Comment On it. The whole 9. If you help me get him to at least 500 views and 200 followers I will post something special for you all ;) haha. Trust me. You will like it. So check it out and lets get this man big, he is really good. Check it out. http://youtu.be/iSAQqZl7zL8
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
It's Here
Just a real quick post letting you know that the video for my Team Bj Redemption Parody is finally posted. I know I said it be a week but I wanted to get it done while the ideas where fresh. It is not my best work but I gave it a try with what I had to work with. I hope you guys enjoy it, share it on Twitter or Facebook or wherever. Speaking of Twitter, if your not already follow me @TheCody_Says thanks guys for reading and here is the link to the video http://youtu.be/D0cmmNc0v6k
Monday, August 6, 2012
Redemption Parody
Hey what's up guys. I usually post my blogs about a week apart but I figured I have something to talk about so why not write it down. The aftermath of Team Bj has finally settled down, which I am very happy about. It was real hard to read some of the things that people had to say about me, Sara Jay, and Angelina Castro. I expected negative feed back (especially from the ones who were jealous they weren't there) but nothing that brutal. I remember being retarded enough to spend time in a forum defending some of the things they were saying about them, because I felt it was my obligation as a man who has met them in person to do so. They were so sweet to me and I loved meeting them and wasn't going to sit there and not stand up for them. But it was like talking to a white supremacist into going to a Ludacris concert. They were just people who had no lives and just enjoy the drama so I was done with it.
As I have said things have calmed down and now that they have I have been thinking of some ideas and might put them into action pretty soon. If you do not know, about a year ago I used to do a small time Youtube show called Random Cody. It was basically me doing the most randomly random things I can think of with no shame of consequence. Some of the episodes have included peeing on camera, a sock puppet show, a white boy rap about the 2012 apocalypse, lip syncin Lady Gaga & Adam Lambert songs. But the one that has received the most attention is my final episode where I did a 3 Characters episode where I dressed up as 3 characters to see who I should permanently become as apart of Youtube. My first character was called Babu, I basically wore boxers in my head and spoke in a weird accent and said that wrapping paper is deadly. 2nd character was me dressed in a Jigsaw mask speaking in a Elmo like voice, with a drinking problem. Last but not least was me dressed in a woman's wig talking with an asian/ghetto accent. Wow. Anyway, It did not get a lot of views so I decided to stop doing the shows. But since my 'Team Bj Experience' post people have saw my Youtube shows and have asked for the return of Babu.
Well I have been thinking. See there is NOTHING in the world that I want most right now is to meet Sara Jay again and get a little bit of redemption from Team Bj. Because as you saw in the previous post I did not perform up to my usual standards despite a huge effort from Sara Jay. I have kind of hinted to Sara on Twitter a few times that if she ever was willing to have a "Team Bj Redemption" clip for her site that I'd gladly go through the entire process again for another chance lol. But there has not been a response. So I have come up with a plan. I have decided that I will make a Random Cody episode featuring Babu in a parody to try to get redemption from Sara Jay. Now I do not think that this video will get me the nod from Sara that I so desperately want but I think with the details I have been working out it will be a very funny and I am sure the fans maybe even Sara Jay will enjoy it. Without revealing too much the idea is to be my character Babu and make a whole bunch of failed attempts to contact Sara Jay and ask her the big question. Now your probably wondering "Why am I going to be the Babu character instead of myself being that I was the one that participated in Team Bj?" Simple. 1st of all, I do not think it would be very funny if it was just me. I tend to have my more hilarious moments as a character than myself, go figure right. 2nd one of my other regrets when meeting Sara & Angelina is that I was very shy and just not myself. I found out from someone that Angelina met up again with one of my fellow Team Bj com padres and she did a "Fuck A Fan" with him for her site. This made me INCREDIBLY jealous and upset. But then I realized the dude was real funny and very open about everything, where I was shy and quiet and didnt perform. So this "redemption" thing I am on is not just about getting another BJ from Sara, it is also about showing the real me and hopefully never being forgotten.
It will take a little effort to make the video so give me a week or two and I will have it posted up and I hope it is received very well. Again it is just supposed to be funny, I do not expect that Sara Jay will see it and say "Im in" or anything. It is just supposed to be a good feeling funny video, thats it. Angelina Castro found her favorite fan at Team Bj, maybe I am just hoping Sara Jay finds hers in me. Thanks for reading guys.
As I have said things have calmed down and now that they have I have been thinking of some ideas and might put them into action pretty soon. If you do not know, about a year ago I used to do a small time Youtube show called Random Cody. It was basically me doing the most randomly random things I can think of with no shame of consequence. Some of the episodes have included peeing on camera, a sock puppet show, a white boy rap about the 2012 apocalypse, lip syncin Lady Gaga & Adam Lambert songs. But the one that has received the most attention is my final episode where I did a 3 Characters episode where I dressed up as 3 characters to see who I should permanently become as apart of Youtube. My first character was called Babu, I basically wore boxers in my head and spoke in a weird accent and said that wrapping paper is deadly. 2nd character was me dressed in a Jigsaw mask speaking in a Elmo like voice, with a drinking problem. Last but not least was me dressed in a woman's wig talking with an asian/ghetto accent. Wow. Anyway, It did not get a lot of views so I decided to stop doing the shows. But since my 'Team Bj Experience' post people have saw my Youtube shows and have asked for the return of Babu.
Well I have been thinking. See there is NOTHING in the world that I want most right now is to meet Sara Jay again and get a little bit of redemption from Team Bj. Because as you saw in the previous post I did not perform up to my usual standards despite a huge effort from Sara Jay. I have kind of hinted to Sara on Twitter a few times that if she ever was willing to have a "Team Bj Redemption" clip for her site that I'd gladly go through the entire process again for another chance lol. But there has not been a response. So I have come up with a plan. I have decided that I will make a Random Cody episode featuring Babu in a parody to try to get redemption from Sara Jay. Now I do not think that this video will get me the nod from Sara that I so desperately want but I think with the details I have been working out it will be a very funny and I am sure the fans maybe even Sara Jay will enjoy it. Without revealing too much the idea is to be my character Babu and make a whole bunch of failed attempts to contact Sara Jay and ask her the big question. Now your probably wondering "Why am I going to be the Babu character instead of myself being that I was the one that participated in Team Bj?" Simple. 1st of all, I do not think it would be very funny if it was just me. I tend to have my more hilarious moments as a character than myself, go figure right. 2nd one of my other regrets when meeting Sara & Angelina is that I was very shy and just not myself. I found out from someone that Angelina met up again with one of my fellow Team Bj com padres and she did a "Fuck A Fan" with him for her site. This made me INCREDIBLY jealous and upset. But then I realized the dude was real funny and very open about everything, where I was shy and quiet and didnt perform. So this "redemption" thing I am on is not just about getting another BJ from Sara, it is also about showing the real me and hopefully never being forgotten.
It will take a little effort to make the video so give me a week or two and I will have it posted up and I hope it is received very well. Again it is just supposed to be funny, I do not expect that Sara Jay will see it and say "Im in" or anything. It is just supposed to be a good feeling funny video, thats it. Angelina Castro found her favorite fan at Team Bj, maybe I am just hoping Sara Jay finds hers in me. Thanks for reading guys.
Friday, August 3, 2012
My Team BJ Experience
This is a shortened less pathetic version of the one I posted before. I had to redo this because if you read the blog below, some keyboard warriors had some very interesting things to say. And to be honest they were right, the version I posted was pathetic and like a chapter book online so this is the shortened version.
If you don't know what Team BJ is, it was basically a pledge that porn stars Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made if a certain team from a certain organazation (not suing me Mr you know who you are) won their championship. Well they did, and Sara Jay & Angelina Castro were ready to make good on their promise. At first I did not really believe they would do it, but the more the season progressed and even after they won; They seemed pretty serious and I was ready and willing to meet and get the experience of my life with two of my favorite porn stars.
The drive to Miami Beach was a real killer. I live in Polk County so it is a 4 hour drive from here to Miami, what the hell are you supposed to do in a car by yourself for 4 hours lol. But the drive was worth the surprise, so I did not care much. When I got there my heart was beating 1 million beats a minute and I was really really nervous. Then I walked through the doors and the very first person I see is Sara Jay, and I was blushing so badly I could of been Elmo. She was dressed in a very sexy outfit and I instantly went from completely nervous, to completely excited. Then Angelina Castro came out in an even more revealing out fit, and I was trying to stare and be obvious lol but what else are you supposed to do, it's Angelina Castro.
There were another adult film stars there as well. Sam 38G, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina. Now I have to admit, I have a HUGE thing for Carmen Valentina so seeing her there was sort of really hard lol. It is hard to explain but Carmen's body just does things to me and I was a little glad that she was not dressed like Sara Jay & Angelina Castro. See because you know your going to get to do stuff with Jay & Castro so it makes it a little easier too look, but Carmen wasn't apart of it so it would be hard to be that close to someone I have really admired for a while now and not just blurt out "I love you Carmen, be apart of Team Bj too" haha. I do not have like a porn star crush on Carmen Valentina I have a real school boy one like you have for a girl you would like to date. Damn, didn't I say I would make this less pathetic? Oops.
The first part was pretty easy, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina took us on the balcony and did behind the scenes interviews with us. My interview was a very shy one, because Carmen Valentina was there. Again, it was really hard not to just confess that I wish she was joining in. But it was nice to lose my on camera virginity (well professional camera virginity) Ms Marshae was really cool and made talking about what was about to happen a lot easier. It was like talking to one of your friends. But one thing I did not expect was, as we were getting ready to start the BJ party was they wanted us to do a bunch of "acting". Like I have kept saying, I was very shy so it was really hard for me to want to do that stuff. I have a feeling I made some of the producers or cameraman mad because the moment I got in front of the camera, I was in a hurry to get from out in front of it lol.
Now on to the fun part. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro put us in order and we would continue to rotate, until we eventually nutted. I can not tell you how awesome I felt to hear that news because I was really worried it would be like only 1 minute long or something, but when I seen how many guys showed up; I realized that maybe they would be longer but when Sara confirmed it was until we nut. I was ready to go. I drew Sara Jay first, and that feeling. WOW. If anyone thinks a porn star BJ is like a regular "from your girlfriend" BJ you are so so wrong. Everything started out awesome and I started to think to myself, "I wonder if this will be the fastest nut Sara Jay ever got" but the bad happened. Sara Jay gave me a really nice deep throat, and did a trick with her tongue I never felt before. I got really weak in the knees and it buckled, and from that point I was in a lot of pain. So basically the rest of the BJ was "Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww" I was thankful that Sara asked if I wanted to take a break because I was hurting.
Basically, It was down hill from there. Because then I got a glimpse of a comment made about my penis size and that made me incredibly self conscious and it made me feel incredibly embarrassed. Also, Sara Jay ended up giving another guy a little "extra" and i was really jealous then just started to focus on how bad I hope she will give me the same thing if I got it up. Angelina Castro ended up giving me a shot, but even though at first I felt a rhythm it was the same old story so I did as they say in the adult film world and ended up "tapping out". I was disappointed but in all honesty, I loved just getting to meet them so I really did not feel as bad as most people would of felt. Even though, when Carmen Valentina called me back from a after the BJ interview I realized that all this happened in front of one of my ultimate crushes. So I was like, son of a bitch.
All in all it was really a great experience. Getting filmed is no joke, there are a lot of guys out there who watch porn and say I can do that let me have sex with a beautiful woman on camera. The pressure of being filmed is what separates the pros from the amateurs. I give major props to EVERYONE who can perform like that with a bunch of people staring at you and filming you. I may not of nutted but I would still drive that same 4 hours and do it all over again even if I knew all that would happen to me. Meeting Sara Jay, who is one of my top 5 favorite adult film stars of all time and Angelina Castro who I can never stop watching; Is so worth every second of it. I honestly would of did all this if it was Team High Five lol. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made it so much easier on all of us they treated us like we were people they knew for a long time, never made us feel bad never showed frustration for those of us who couldn't perform. Sara especially, the fact she gave me a hug and even a small kiss on the neck before I left. Wow I would of drove 4 hours just for that, how can you be sad when you have Sara Jay's body pressed up against you lol. I also wish that I would of at least asked Carmen Valentina for a hug goodbye but I was too shy and thought she would say no. I will say this though, I hope I can get some redemption one day. Because I keep thinking if Sara Jay would of thrown me on a bed and be like "If you get that dick hard I will fuck you right now" even if she was just talking dirty haha I would of gotten hard no problem. All in all, I loved meeting them I got a free DVD and I wouldn't trade this experience for anything even if I knew that there would be keyboard warriors out there trolling about me. I would do it again, in a heart beat.
If you don't know what Team BJ is, it was basically a pledge that porn stars Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made if a certain team from a certain organazation (not suing me Mr you know who you are) won their championship. Well they did, and Sara Jay & Angelina Castro were ready to make good on their promise. At first I did not really believe they would do it, but the more the season progressed and even after they won; They seemed pretty serious and I was ready and willing to meet and get the experience of my life with two of my favorite porn stars.
The drive to Miami Beach was a real killer. I live in Polk County so it is a 4 hour drive from here to Miami, what the hell are you supposed to do in a car by yourself for 4 hours lol. But the drive was worth the surprise, so I did not care much. When I got there my heart was beating 1 million beats a minute and I was really really nervous. Then I walked through the doors and the very first person I see is Sara Jay, and I was blushing so badly I could of been Elmo. She was dressed in a very sexy outfit and I instantly went from completely nervous, to completely excited. Then Angelina Castro came out in an even more revealing out fit, and I was trying to stare and be obvious lol but what else are you supposed to do, it's Angelina Castro.
There were another adult film stars there as well. Sam 38G, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina. Now I have to admit, I have a HUGE thing for Carmen Valentina so seeing her there was sort of really hard lol. It is hard to explain but Carmen's body just does things to me and I was a little glad that she was not dressed like Sara Jay & Angelina Castro. See because you know your going to get to do stuff with Jay & Castro so it makes it a little easier too look, but Carmen wasn't apart of it so it would be hard to be that close to someone I have really admired for a while now and not just blurt out "I love you Carmen, be apart of Team Bj too" haha. I do not have like a porn star crush on Carmen Valentina I have a real school boy one like you have for a girl you would like to date. Damn, didn't I say I would make this less pathetic? Oops.
The first part was pretty easy, Ms Marshae & Carmen Valentina took us on the balcony and did behind the scenes interviews with us. My interview was a very shy one, because Carmen Valentina was there. Again, it was really hard not to just confess that I wish she was joining in. But it was nice to lose my on camera virginity (well professional camera virginity) Ms Marshae was really cool and made talking about what was about to happen a lot easier. It was like talking to one of your friends. But one thing I did not expect was, as we were getting ready to start the BJ party was they wanted us to do a bunch of "acting". Like I have kept saying, I was very shy so it was really hard for me to want to do that stuff. I have a feeling I made some of the producers or cameraman mad because the moment I got in front of the camera, I was in a hurry to get from out in front of it lol.
Now on to the fun part. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro put us in order and we would continue to rotate, until we eventually nutted. I can not tell you how awesome I felt to hear that news because I was really worried it would be like only 1 minute long or something, but when I seen how many guys showed up; I realized that maybe they would be longer but when Sara confirmed it was until we nut. I was ready to go. I drew Sara Jay first, and that feeling. WOW. If anyone thinks a porn star BJ is like a regular "from your girlfriend" BJ you are so so wrong. Everything started out awesome and I started to think to myself, "I wonder if this will be the fastest nut Sara Jay ever got" but the bad happened. Sara Jay gave me a really nice deep throat, and did a trick with her tongue I never felt before. I got really weak in the knees and it buckled, and from that point I was in a lot of pain. So basically the rest of the BJ was "Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww, Moan, Oww" I was thankful that Sara asked if I wanted to take a break because I was hurting.
Basically, It was down hill from there. Because then I got a glimpse of a comment made about my penis size and that made me incredibly self conscious and it made me feel incredibly embarrassed. Also, Sara Jay ended up giving another guy a little "extra" and i was really jealous then just started to focus on how bad I hope she will give me the same thing if I got it up. Angelina Castro ended up giving me a shot, but even though at first I felt a rhythm it was the same old story so I did as they say in the adult film world and ended up "tapping out". I was disappointed but in all honesty, I loved just getting to meet them so I really did not feel as bad as most people would of felt. Even though, when Carmen Valentina called me back from a after the BJ interview I realized that all this happened in front of one of my ultimate crushes. So I was like, son of a bitch.
All in all it was really a great experience. Getting filmed is no joke, there are a lot of guys out there who watch porn and say I can do that let me have sex with a beautiful woman on camera. The pressure of being filmed is what separates the pros from the amateurs. I give major props to EVERYONE who can perform like that with a bunch of people staring at you and filming you. I may not of nutted but I would still drive that same 4 hours and do it all over again even if I knew all that would happen to me. Meeting Sara Jay, who is one of my top 5 favorite adult film stars of all time and Angelina Castro who I can never stop watching; Is so worth every second of it. I honestly would of did all this if it was Team High Five lol. Sara Jay & Angelina Castro made it so much easier on all of us they treated us like we were people they knew for a long time, never made us feel bad never showed frustration for those of us who couldn't perform. Sara especially, the fact she gave me a hug and even a small kiss on the neck before I left. Wow I would of drove 4 hours just for that, how can you be sad when you have Sara Jay's body pressed up against you lol. I also wish that I would of at least asked Carmen Valentina for a hug goodbye but I was too shy and thought she would say no. I will say this though, I hope I can get some redemption one day. Because I keep thinking if Sara Jay would of thrown me on a bed and be like "If you get that dick hard I will fuck you right now" even if she was just talking dirty haha I would of gotten hard no problem. All in all, I loved meeting them I got a free DVD and I wouldn't trade this experience for anything even if I knew that there would be keyboard warriors out there trolling about me. I would do it again, in a heart beat.
Dayum!
My last blog post has currently, 1541 page views and counting. But it is not a good thing I have seen that this chat board http://boards.4chan.org/sp/res/23902878 had some awesome things to say about my blog, psshh and me. So I am probably going to take down the blog because, I do not mind that I look like...well let's just call it what it is. Pathetic. But I do not want to get any negativity going toward Sara Jay & Angelina Castro because of me so get your fill now because it is coming down. For those who have called me all those, wonderful names. It is cool, I like everybody so that is all on yall man. I do not have Autism I am just retarded haha. I do not have speech impairment, I just do not give a fuck about the correct way to say things. It makes it more funny right. And you guys are looking at the wrong videos, what about my Random Cody videos? You want to see how really bad I can get? I have a video of me in a women's wig! And with BOXERS on my head. You guys can come up with some good insults for that right? Okay why you do that, I will just bask in the glory of getting my dick sucked by Sara Jay & Angelina Castro and you guys can just continue to dream about it. Cool? Take care guys.
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